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Lucylastic -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 2:12:26 PM)

LMAO
that works tooo":)




LaTigresse -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 2:12:36 PM)

I think Sophie would look smashing in that diamante collar. Unfortunately she is too much like her human and hates stuff around her neck.




slvemike4u -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 2:13:57 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic


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ORIGINAL: slvemike4u

Okay,someone tell me,in 20 words or less,just what these 26 pages have been about.Seriously,I just noticed this,and a quick look tells me there is a troll involved(so that rules out reading the damm thing)so I'm just curious...what is the story here ?

not without getting spanked by a mod, and its just not worth it... now, were you to call me:) that would be different:)

One phone call coming up...in about an hour ?
If that works for You ?




Lucylastic -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 2:14:39 PM)

yes:) that works, talk soon hon




mnottertail -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 2:20:23 PM)

dont be having any sex on the phone, in deference and reverence to this thread please.




kalikshama -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 2:27:33 PM)

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Okay,someone tell me,in 20 words or less,just what these 26 pages have been about.


Major woe is me about "Master," snark, backtracking, revelation that she is also marred and has been for 22 years.




mnottertail -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 2:28:39 PM)

See?  Nothing is adding up here, we got 26, 22, and 20 all on 1 page.


Oh yeah, and its CollarMe. 




stef -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 2:33:09 PM)

I can name that tune in one note.

Pathetic.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 2:43:37 PM)

She is MARRIED?? This gets better and better.

Someone is a genius at improv!




Iamsemisweet -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 2:55:45 PM)

20 words or less:

Girl meets dom.  Dom won't fuck her.  Girl complains.  Girl stays with dom.  Girl discloses is married. Girl defends choices.




kalikshama -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 3:01:46 PM)

Nice! Your summary gets my vote.




needlesandpins -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 3:02:51 PM)

i looked at the first page and wondered how the hell it had got to 27 pages. i'm glad i just read the synopsis at the end here instead of wasting part of my life reading through.

there really is always one!

needles




Winterapple -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 3:07:06 PM)

FR
I think she should continue sucking her Master.
He's a good man and deserves a good woman.[:-]




chatterbox24 -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 3:12:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Iamsemisweet

20 words or less:

Girl meets dom.  Dom won't fuck her.  Girl complains.  Girl stays with dom.  Girl discloses is married. Girl defends choices.



Lol... that about sums most of it up but there are also some good recipes and herb discussions in this thread.




searching4mysir -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 4:45:42 PM)

nevermind...I don't want a gold letter. She isn't worth it.




Fornica -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 5:16:30 PM)

I have an idea for a story!
girl cries that her master won't fuck her and isn't the least bit interested in seeing her naked, but allows her to come over and clean his house and suck his dick, and give him money.
girl says she's awoken from this terrible situation and is now realizing she's a fucking moron, and thanks everyone for your help.
this goes on for pages, with people actually trying to help her.
she comes back in, tries to be funny (fails), and spits in everyones face and says they're stupid and wrong, and oh btw, she went back to the guy in question. Then, to be a drama whore, gets all flippant about being married.
everyone rolls their eyes.
she tries again to be funny and deflect, in a passive aggressive manner, and starts lashing out and people she previously was SO SO thankful for.
she YAGES, and says she's outtie.
she stays, because her plan all along was to have a big troll session, and trolls love to watch the little tornado they cause.
everyone puts her on ignore and pretends she doesn't exist, in the hopes that she goes away and or diaf.




xXLithiumXx -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 6:16:20 PM)

Can we get a like button?

I think that would save so much time.




Fornica -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 6:18:14 PM)

I'm always wishing for one too. On another forum I go to, theres a row of buttons (like, disagree, hug, etc)..I always look for that here..lol.




poise -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 6:42:51 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Fornica

girl cries that her master won't fuck her and isn't the least bit interested in seeing her naked,
but allows her to come over and clean his house and suck his dick.


Smart master he is turning out to be. It's probably the only way he can get the bitch to shut up.

And speaking of herbs (or was it gnomes?) I love basil in my tomato soup.




Hippiekinkster -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 7:39:46 PM)


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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

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fucking gnomes. I will go on a gnome smashing rampage if I step on a dead thing in the middle of the night!!!!


[image]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/Garden_gnomes_-_commonwealth_park_canberra.jpg/640px-Garden_gnomes_-_commonwealth_park_canberra.jpg[/image]





Gnomestock!




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