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mnottertail -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 8:04:19 AM)

O.o   o.O  (raises alternate eyebrows)   theres not a great many that dont like chocolate.

But they do exist.



GreedyTop -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 8:08:35 AM)

Tameeks, I'm not a big fan of chocolate, either. IN fact, I don't have much of a sweet tooth at all, aside from Mt. Dew, black cherry kool aid, and (just recently, since it's available at work) Mello Yello.


There are exceptions (thinking of the NOMS that a most excellent forum member sent me....).

and occasionally, I get a craving for Reeses Pieces...

dammit. Just jinxed myself there *sigh*



LaTigresse -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 8:24:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx

LaT...looks.....yes..those work great..Unless you are dealing with someone too ignorant to realize that you are looking -at- them.



If they are that stupid there is a very good chance they won't get the opportunity to see my 'look'.

And to play catch up. I agree with Ron on the whole cilantro thing. Vile weed.

Chocolate on the other hand. Food of the gods......or in this case, pretend goddess wanna be, queen of the fucking universe.



xXLithiumXx -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 9:38:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx


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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

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I tried to do military. I really did. But I watched some of the training stuff and realized that they were going to make me into something I wasn't.


Just FYI, the USAF was nowhere near intense as what you see on TV about the Army or Marines. After basic training and tech school it was like a job with uniforms and a dress code. We had to run and weigh in once per year.



I wish I had thought of that sooner...but being near granny age now...(Ill be 36 the 22nd of Feb) I figure some Kick Boxing classes and Ill call it good.

Well, maybe not good. Ill probably be calling 911 because I will have managed to round house myself in the face (I am a klutz like you would NOT believe)
But at least I will be in some kind of shape.



HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! you sound like me. DOn't ya just HATE those invisible tripwires that sprout in the hallway of your home, late at night when ya wanna go pee?? or the way the friggin sofa leg suddenly moves 3" from where ya left it??



I blame gnomes.

Ninja Gnomes.

Filthy little bastards.


ETA- They once lowered the ceiling fan in my bedroom so that every single time I put a shirt on, I would stick my fingers in the blades. They found it to be the funniest at 6am when I was getting dressed for work.

Bastards.
-.-



xXLithiumXx -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 9:40:03 AM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

O.o   o.O  (raises alternate eyebrows)   theres not a great many that dont like chocolate.

But they do exist.




I do not like chocolate.

I prefer Caramel.




mnottertail -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 9:41:54 AM)

I prefer cock garglers myself.




xXLithiumXx -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 9:43:37 AM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I prefer cock garglers myself.





What candy company makes those?

Lol.

If I didn't know better, I would say we need to pitch in and get you a hooker so you can get some head.

Or at least one of the cyber skin mouth things.

Just remember to corn starch it when you are done. It helps keep them from getting tacky.

Oh...wait...they started that way.



GreedyTop -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 9:47:31 AM)

LMAO, LIthium!~~

YES!! GNOMES!! I'll blame it on gnomes!! (I had been blaming the cats, but you know how THAT goes.. *sigh*)


re: "Or at least one of the cyber skin mouth things.

Just remember to corn starch it when you are done. It helps keep them from getting tacky.

Oh...wait...they started that way. "

Thanks SO much for that.. I've just startled the cats. I expect kittypuke in my shoes or on the bathroom rug or something now....



xXLithiumXx -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 9:57:13 AM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

LMAO, LIthium!~~

YES!! GNOMES!! I'll blame it on gnomes!! (I had been blaming the cats, but you know how THAT goes.. *sigh*)


re: "Or at least one of the cyber skin mouth things.

Just remember to corn starch it when you are done. It helps keep them from getting tacky.

Oh...wait...they started that way. "

Thanks SO much for that.. I've just startled the cats. I expect kittypuke in my shoes or on the bathroom rug or something now....



Mine wait til I am asleep, then use me as a bed, which means I get sand paper tongue on my face at 2 am. Which means I wake up and get attacked by the Gnomes. The Gnomes and the cats are in on it together. The gnomes bring the cats small animals to leave half eaten on the floor. The cats don't eat the gnomes in return, and the two work together to kill all things human.

Of this I am convinced.



GreedyTop -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 10:06:15 AM)

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ! don't give mine ideas!!

They don't get outside (the cats, that is) so the DEAD THINGS isn't an issue. at least until now (please, all things that are holy, do NOT let Cashie and Amos see this thread..)

the Gnomes, of course, are a different matter.....



xXLithiumXx -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 10:46:47 AM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ! don't give mine ideas!!

They don't get outside (the cats, that is) so the DEAD THINGS isn't an issue. at least until now (please, all things that are holy, do NOT let Cashie and Amos see this thread..)

the Gnomes, of course, are a different matter.....



The gnomes are bringing it in!



Iamsemisweet -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 10:47:39 AM)

Well, the good thing is that the OP has decided to take her toys and go play elsewhere.  Buh-bye, honey. 



Lucylastic -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 10:49:47 AM)

Just as an aside, to the gnomes and fleshlights. Im up for getting all men fitted out(surgically) with cats tongues (without harming the kittehs)



GreedyTop -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 10:49:53 AM)


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ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ! don't give mine ideas!!

They don't get outside (the cats, that is) so the DEAD THINGS isn't an issue. at least until now (please, all things that are holy, do NOT let Cashie and Amos see this thread..)

the Gnomes, of course, are a different matter.....



The gnomes are bringing it in!



fucking gnomes.
I will go on a gnome smashing rampage if I step on a dead thing in the middle of the night!!!!



Lucylastic -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 10:50:59 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Iamsemisweet

Well, the good thing is that the OP has decided to take her toys and go play elsewhere.  Buh-bye, honey. 

shhhhhhhhhh dont jinx it
[;)]



xXLithiumXx -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 11:11:07 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

Just as an aside, to the gnomes and fleshlights. Im up for getting all men fitted out(surgically) with cats tongues (without harming the kittehs)



Oh...I love sensory play...but cat tongues...Scareh. I dunna want them.

I love my cats...but man...when I wake up at 2 am getting a kitty lovin bath? I gotta get up shower and try to sedate them with the offerings from the gnomes.

Or wait...did you mean put kitty tongues in the fleshlights as a deterrent for the -ahemronahem- orally fixated?



GreedyTop -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 11:16:32 AM)

I actually like it on the rare occasions when Cashie sandpapers my nose (as long as it isnt within 30 minutes of my alarm going off. at that point, ANYTHING that wakes me up at that point takes what it gets. Cashie get shoved off the bed..)



Lucylastic -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 11:16:58 AM)

both:)
LOL



xXLithiumXx -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 11:19:49 AM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I actually like it on the rare occasions when Cashie sandpapers my nose (as long as it isnt within 30 minutes of my alarm going off. at that point, ANYTHING that wakes me up at that point takes what it gets. Cashie get shoved off the bed..)



This morning I woke up to my boys-Jack (he is the king) D'ohghee (he's the baby) and Flake (he is androgynous I swear he could be David Bowie) curled in a tight little ball on the small of my back. All three were purring and it was kind of scary. I am certain they were plotting the demise of all things human.

Lucy...could you see the look on a mans face if a cat tongue worked them over.

THAT would be awesome to watch.



chatterbox24 -> RE: Master does not want sex (1/30/2012 11:52:43 AM)

Excuse me, is this forum called Collar me or Wack job central?
IM BACK......ROFL

WIth Love,



Chatterbox the lying BPD (whoopsy look at that I lied again!)



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