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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 11:17:30 AM   
MissImmortalPain


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Status: offline 		Alopecia in most cases happens naturally. What is happening to your girlfriend is caused by a form of malnutrition do to the surgery she has had done. In must cases with the surgery it goes away when her body has rebalanced itself with the idea of being thinner and no longer feels it must suck nutrients away from things like her hair, nails, and *oh* tell her to mind her teeth. The surgery can help correct some medical issues but it can play hell on the teeth.

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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 11:18:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		So you don't want to see him "prove" he is male? Okay, gottcha.

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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 11:26:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: xssve

, just tell 'em you prefer men not so short and bald.

But that's a different subject.

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, I resemble that remark.


Is your nickname Squirt?



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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 11:32:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Yachtie

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


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, just tell 'em you prefer men not so short and bald.

But that's a different subject.

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, I resemble that remark.


Is your nickname Squirt?




It actually used to be "Rock" many years ago.

When I was a wrestling coach, the team members called me "Papa Smurf" I guess because I was short, bearded and used to constantly lay "Zen stuff" on them.

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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 11:44:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well I've never seen a guy do it, it's SOP for singles site adverts, i.e, the photoshopped thing, but the general consensus is that there are a lot more guys posing as women online than the converse (so much for penis envy), and the chances of being accused of it rise dramatically if you happen to be young and cute, and your pics are professional glamor shots.

Take a pic of yourself first thing in the morning when you still look like something a car ran over and the cat dragged in, with your dirty laundry hanging from the furniture, and it should cut it at least in half.

Makes it problematic if you're trying to create a particular image, but I think that's the theory behind the cock shot, put you best foot forward.

Forewarned is forearmed, you should be thanking them for saving you the time of finding out later that this is indeed their best side.

As a disclaimer, I've never even taken a cock shot, or thought about it, although I suppose I would if someone asked, nobody ever has, and I'm not anticipating it.

I'm not sure if a full frontal nude shot is the same thing, that's more like truth in advertising. I'm half Scandinavian, so that kind of modesty just isn't in my nature, but I wouldn't send a full frontal either, unless it were a request.

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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 11:45:45 AM   
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Status: offline 		Kali~ there was a thread about that somewhere, I remember!
The general consensus was that dick shots aren't hot, no? It's all about context for me.

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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 11:49:03 AM   
hlen5


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ORIGINAL: xssve

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ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain

I don't want to start any horrid rumors or anything...but...if you aren't a guy you have the worst case of alopecia I have ever seen on a woman.
My GF has that, side effect from gastric band surgery.

I told her I didn't care if she was fat and bald, but apparently it has something to do with some other medical issues.


I didn't know alopecia was a side effect of that. You learn something new every day (Hopefully!)!

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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 11:50:36 AM   
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Hmmmm. When I saw her post and pic, I didn't question if she was a man. I question if she is a Domme. Seems a pretty thin-skinned complaint for a woman who claims to take the dominant role in relationships.

I'm just say'in.


Welcome to the forums!!

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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 11:50:50 AM   
xssve


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Status: offline 		Yeah, that's been discussed too.

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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 11:51:16 AM   
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... the general consensus is that there are a lot more guys posing as women online than the converse (so much for penis envy), and the chances of being accused of it rise dramatically if you happen to be young and cute, and your pics are professional glamor shots.

Take a pic of yourself first thing in the morning when you still look like something a car ran over and the cat dragged in, with your dirty laundry hanging from the furniture, and it should cut it at least in half.



Yep. One young thing with a new account here had a pic which TinEye'd to a teen porn site. Bet it's a guy.

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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 11:51:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		I thought it was due to stress.

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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 11:54:49 AM   
xssve


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Status: offline 		That can do it too I think, and gastric band surgery is stress - anything that interferes with the absorption of nutrients in the gastrointestinal system.

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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 11:56:49 AM   
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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 11:58:01 AM   
MissImmortalPain


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Status: offline 		You are right in some cases, Janahx. Stress is high up on the list of things that cause hair to fall out, but a lot of people are not aware of what those kinds of surgery can do to them. You can't swallow pills, you have to be very careful about chewing food, as I said mind the teeth because your body having food taken away from it will feed off itself. The surgery is far from fail proof either. People learn to eat around what they are allowed and bypass what the surgery is supposed to make happen.


*side note* Stress=horrid thing. It is also the number one reason for heart attacks(no matter what the health food industry would like people to believe)

edit because my keyboard hates me and only seems to want to type every other letter.

< Message edited by MissImmortalPain -- 2/1/2012 12:00:33 PM >

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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 11:58:35 AM   
xssve


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Status: offline 		Well I'm not shopping for young 'un's anyway, I'm still a gorgeous hunk 'o man on the outside, but I'm a bit of a wreck underneath myself. I'm just looking for somebody to fall apart with, not to keep up with. 

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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 12:03:06 PM   
xssve


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Status: offline 		She was hoping it would alleviate her particular form of diabetes which is why it was recommended.

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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 5:35:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain

I don't want to start any horrid rumors or anything...but...if you aren't a guy you have the worst case of alopecia I have ever seen on a woman.



Funny enough, you'd think the "chin warmer" would be the first thing to go. Right?

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Have you ever been accused of being your mom?



No but, I made the mistake of saying "My father", once when the school nurse asked who was calling me out of school, sick.

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ORIGINAL: xssve

Well I've never seen a guy do it, it's SOP for singles site adverts, i.e, the photoshopped thing, but the general consensus is that there are a lot more guys posing as women online than the converse (so much for penis envy), and the chances of being accused of it rise dramatically if you happen to be young and cute, and your pics are professional glamor shots.



The gamers (I played WoW for three years) have a little thing that they do. I've posted it on these forums, before: (M)ostly (M)en (O)nline (R)ole (P)laying (G)irls

Also: "Welcome to the interwebs where the men are men, the girls are men, and the 14 year olds are FBI agents."

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ORIGINAL: xssve

As a disclaimer, I've never even taken a cock shot, or thought about it, although I suppose I would if someone asked, nobody ever has, and I'm not anticipating it.



I have never taken one, either but, I have a couple to share LOL. For the record: I haven't measured it, either but some ladies have stranger hobbies than us men!



Peace and comfort,



Michael

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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 5:47:25 PM   
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You apparently can not have a vagina and play video games or be a mason.

We need a board with a list of things that vagina wielders are not -supposed- to do.

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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 5:51:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		I spent about a month playing Starcraft II nonstop after it came out, the chicks are the worst, they have something to prove, and they're all over you like a bad cold.

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RE: Annoyed - 2/1/2012 5:56:31 PM   
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I have never taken one, either but, I have a couple to share LOL. For the record: I haven't measured it, either but some ladies have stranger hobbies than us men!
I did show it to my GF on the webcam once at her request, but I didn't make a hard copy, lol.

There are chicks that are into that, the Literotica pic boards are always hopping, both sexes.

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