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Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 8:16:07 AM   
Fornica


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I love beating dickmeat. I live for dick. In every form. Dick is awesome. I like to hit it with sticks, and with shoes and with anything available to me.
Dick dick dick. Dick all day.
I love pictures of dicks. I love them in my face. I love them in a car. I love them in a bar.
I worship the cock.
My dickslut loves when i bite down so hard on his dick that a piece comes off.


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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 8:18:15 AM   
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mmmmmdickmeat

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 8:19:08 AM   
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/rtcomedy/bounce-that-dick-3mwn

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 8:19:59 AM   
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omg. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Have you seen her video on how an ugly girl can pretend to be hot?

PS~ BBQ'd dickmeat is for dinner.

< Message edited by Fornica -- 2/3/2012 8:21:08 AM >


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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 8:22:43 AM   
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Viva La Dick!!
Here's a special treat just for you Fornica. Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mql58vO3o2Y&feature=related

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 8:23:11 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica

I love beating dickmeat. I live for dick. In every form. Dick is awesome. I like to hit it with sticks, and with shoes and with anything available to me.
Dick dick dick. Dick all day.
I love pictures of dicks. I love them in my face. I love them in a car. I love them in a bar.
I worship the cock.
My dickslut loves when i bite down so hard on his dick that a piece comes off.


*carefully removes forni from a list of possibles and sloooowly backs away*

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 8:24:15 AM   
Fornica


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Aw baby, you can trust me with your giant cock.
TRUST ME TO SLAM IT IN A CAR DOOR THAT IS!

Poise..I bow to you.

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 8:41:13 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica

I love beating dickmeat. I live for dick. In every form. Dick is awesome. I like to hit it with sticks, and with shoes and with anything available to me.
Dick dick dick. Dick all day.
I love pictures of dicks. I love them in my face. I love them in a car. I love them in a bar.
I worship the cock.
My dickslut loves when i bite down so hard on his dick that a piece comes off.




*carefully removes forni from a list of possibles and sloooowly backs away*

But...but...but....she worships the cock......


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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 8:43:33 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica

I love beating dickmeat. I live for dick. In every form. Dick is awesome. I like to hit it with sticks, and with shoes and with anything available to me.
Dick dick dick. Dick all day.
I love pictures of dicks. I love them in my face. I love them in a car. I love them in a bar.
I worship the cock.
My dickslut loves when i bite down so hard on his dick that a piece comes off.




*carefully removes forni from a list of possibles and sloooowly backs away*

But...but...but....she worships the cock......


Sounds like it's in the way of a burn't offering or sacrifice.

I'm more into cbTLC than cbT.

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 8:47:53 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Fornica

I like to hit it with sticks, and with shoes and with anything available to me.
My dickslut loves when i bite down so hard on his dick that a piece comes off.



I just realized that I'm terribly afraid of you. (crawls to far end of the room and rolls into a fetal position).

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 8:48:52 AM   
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Aw, c'mon Roch ;) Come hereeeee.

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 8:52:04 AM   
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I don't wanna touch it but I want to watch Forni stomp it!!

Edited to add.........there are a few I would specifically like to nominate!


< Message edited by LaTigresse -- 2/3/2012 8:56:57 AM >


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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 8:55:55 AM   
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ooh STOMPING!!!

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 8:57:44 AM   
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And stretching!

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 8:59:58 AM   
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And some sharp objects...

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 9:00:34 AM   
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A knife to slice the fucker off would be mint right about now.

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 9:01:43 AM   
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Can we include Scrotal Attack, or should that be a new thread? I don't want to hijack and all...

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 9:12:23 AM   
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Since I started it, I'll allow it.


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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 9:14:34 AM   
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Most EXCELLENT!! Because STRETCHING, prior to PLUCKING, makes for much better CHEWING.



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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 9:27:01 AM   
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FR

I would like to interject that I find the male form most lovely and would handle with the utmost care and respect, until such time, of course, certain activities demand a more forceful touch.

Carry on with the dick beating. I will wait here quietly to lick the wounds of those that cross your path. :)

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