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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 9:28:21 AM

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LOL! Assembly line style!

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 9:29:40 AM

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Licking follows the chewing!! Or accompanies it... one of those.

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 9:31:03 AM

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Don't hold back, there's a picture starting to form in my head.

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 9:31:58 AM

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Are you IN the picture? Is there blood? Raspberry sauce looks a LOT like blood, and I love raspberry sauce. Just saying.

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 9:43:50 AM

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Golly gee you girls DontKnowNuttin bout beating dick meat.... DAMNATION I beat my dick like it owes me money on a semi regular basis.

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 9:46:23 AM

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lmao!

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Golly gee you girls DontKnowNuttin bout beating dick meat.... DAMNATION I beat my dick like it owes me money on a semi regular basis.

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 9:46:28 AM

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Are you IN the picture? Is there blood? Raspberry sauce looks a LOT like blood, and I love raspberry sauce. Just saying.

No. But don't allow that to dissuade you.

It is not surprising however, that the topic has shifted to food already.

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 9:51:17 AM

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Heh, not sure if this qualifies as actually beating dick but once we went at it so furiously that he had a giant bruise on the side of his penis. I was horrified, he was like meh. Where the hell did that come from? I have no idea! And for once afterward I could walk ok, he was walking like he had a beach ball between his knees.

Guess I'd not be a prime peenbeater, the thought of that bruise still makes my skin crawl. It was like black and all big and ewwwww......gah. He brings it up from time to time just to see me shudder and cringe. Bastard.

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 9:55:55 AM

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Hibbie, sweetie, here's the one you wanted:
RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE DRESSING
1 c. raspberry vinegar
1 c. olive oil
1 c. vegetable oil
1 c. pure maple syrup
1 tbsp. Dijon mustard
1 tbsp. chopped fresh tarragon
1 tsp. salt
Combine all ingredients and mix well in mixer or food processor. Mix until dressing thickens and is well blended.

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 10:00:16 AM

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oh Forney you use Dijon? that's probably where I've been going wrong thanks.

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 10:02:02 AM

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Forni, I'm going to say the same thing to you that I said to that other poster... I don't see a question here. Now had you said something like..Beating a man's dick, who can give me suggestions on how to really make him cry? I would have been all on your side of things. But just letting us know you're a mean lady isn't a topic. It does make me want to party with you, but it's not a topic.

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 10:04:18 AM

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Shit, sorry love. I meant to add "do you?" at the end, but I got distracted by mustard.

Niney, defo, it adds the twang.

Lizi, I missed your post..that's epically disturbing..LOL

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 10:05:19 AM

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BBQ dick meat I love it lol!

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 10:10:26 AM

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Maple syrup, really? I hate maple...though it sounds good, and my cousin who loves her the rasp vinaigrette would DIG.

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 10:12:30 AM

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I'm too busy tending to wounded dick to look. Is it really TOS that an OP has to be a question? We can't just state a thought? Surely the fact that we are on discussion boards implies the invitation to discuss.

(And I'm not trying to be lazy. I truly can't look at the TOS right now.)

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 10:15:14 AM

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See now I'm all up for a conversation. You want to make a man cry without ever touching him? Give him a set of Kali's teeth and after he has them on run at him with a meat hammer.

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 10:17:34 AM

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As far as I know ...no, it's not part of the TOS. But guys get jumped for it all the time when they run off their kink. And I like poking Fornica with a stick.

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 10:19:15 AM

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Edited for accuracy.

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As far as I know ...no, it's not part of the TOS. But guys get jumped for it all the time when they run off their kink. And I like poking Fornica.

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 10:22:02 AM

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Hey I said a stick and I meant a stick. A long, hard, thick stick dripping with...wait what was I talking about?

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RE: Beating a man's dick - 2/3/2012 10:22:29 AM

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FTFY :D