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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 11:34:13 AM   
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Its funny as hell! You would have to understand the context.

Stance on the reproductive rights of women

Oklahoma Democrat Adds ‘Every Sperm Is Sacred’ Amendment To Personhood Bill. State Senator Constance Johnson of Oklahoma City has served Oklahoma’s State Senate 2005, but the introduction of Senate Bill 1433 that really pushed her over the edge. The bill sought to define human life as beginning at the moment of conception, before it’s even implanted in the womb, and offers full legal protection to those tiny multicelled lumps. In the words of the bill, “the unborn child at every stage of development (has) all the rights, privileges, and immunities available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this state.” 

Johnson submitted an amendment of her own to the bill, which would have added the language,

However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.

She explained that the amendment was intended to "draw attention to the absurdity, duplicity and lack of balance inherent in the policies of this state in regard to women".


Yeah, but there are some religious nutcases out there who think that way, hence all the hand wringing over masturbation - well, that and the horrid notion of people actually enjoy sexual pleasure.  Such people cannot be reasoned with.


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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 11:34:27 AM   
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"...any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child."

Discuss.



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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 11:36:33 AM   
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"...any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child."

Discuss.

Night emissions are going to make criminals out of a lot of guys.

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 11:41:45 AM   
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Zonie.. really? you post that without a link?? sheeesh!! LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc--BPM11s0


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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 11:42:34 AM   
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Does that mean that guys have to hold their cum in until their nuts explode? Thats kind of awesome.


That wouldn't work because then the little tadpoles would be all over the place (and not just my ceiling)!  If every sperm is sacred then there is only one possible solution:

Every time a guy gets a woody he'll have to discharge into a test tube and immediately run to the nearest sperm bank to have it frozen so that each and every one can be joined with an egg (surely those are sacred too - the extraction process will probably be a little more complicated) and implanted in a womb.  The earth only has seven billion people on it, no doubt it can support several trillion more.

Marc - the potential people production plant - 2b


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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 11:45:57 AM   
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Night emissions are going to make criminals out of a lot of guys.


Oh shit!  I didn't think of that!  That means we're going to have to sleep with the test tubes duct taped to our peckers.

Marc - I'm running out of ideas to put here - 2b

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 11:49:12 AM   
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So...no sperm left (in the) behind.


If Marc can store sperm on his ceiling, you can keep all you want in your behind.
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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 11:52:56 AM   
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Night emissions are going to make criminals out of a lot of guys.


Oh shit!  I didn't think of that!  That means we're going to have to sleep with the test tubes duct taped to our peckers.

Marc - I'm running out of ideas to put here - 2b


Actually, the worst thing that might happen is that all those discarded sperm will each grow to immense size, becoming giant monsters with big, sharp, pointy teeth. If you thought the Zombie Apocalypse was scary, you haven't seen anything yet.


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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 11:54:28 AM   
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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 11:58:53 AM   
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I'm vertical and breathing (which you would know if ya ever ventured outta this basement LOL) How've you been?


Not bad ... You are SO generous to describe this place as a 'basement' I crossed below that line about two weeks ago.


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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 12:04:58 PM   
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Does that mean that guys have to hold their cum in until their nuts explode? Thats kind of awesome.


Maybe, but we already have one guy admitting he's got either very low ceilings or possible medical issues.



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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 12:06:03 PM   
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Night emissions are going to make criminals out of a lot of guys.


You will never take marc alive.



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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 12:26:39 PM   
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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 12:32:12 PM   
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You will never take marc alive.


True.  But the real question is:  Will they take my sperm alive?

Cripes!  I just realized!  If every sperm is sacred, we're going to need Emergency Sperm Rescue Squads.  Every time a man drops dead from a heart attack, a crack team of Sperm Retrieval Experts will move in, cordon of the area, and bring out the vacum pumps and cryo-units.



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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 12:33:37 PM   
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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 12:43:57 PM   
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Poor Master Ron. Blow jobs would be against the law.


Give me Rossignol, or give me HEAD!!!

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 12:46:24 PM   
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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 12:47:10 PM   
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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 1:41:16 PM   
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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 1:49:43 PM   
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On the upside, can you imagine the tax refund you'll collect when you start deducting all those little fuckers as dependents?



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