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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 2:48:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		I remember once a radio host talking about Super Man`s sperm and the ramifications.

One was that if he jerked one out, it would never die and always be flying around........................looking to get at an egg.

Oh my.....

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 2:54:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

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On the upside, can you imagine the tax refund you'll collect when you start deducting all those little fuckers as dependents?




Dang, women are due back one hell of a refund check... 400 eggs, average, per woman, matures beyond the follicle stage to become a mature egg.

Damn, talk about a stimulus package!

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 3:04:52 PM   
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ORIGINAL: farglebargle

"...any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child."

Discuss.

Oh shit...I am a serial child abuser(well unborn children anyway)
Oh the shame,the shame

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 3:08:24 PM   
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Dang, women are due back one hell of a refund check... 400 eggs, average, per woman, matures beyond the follicle stage to become a mature egg.

Damn, talk about a stimulus package!

Don't forget the three days off per month for funeral leave when you have a period.. to mourn the loss of your potential human.

36 extra paid days off per year!

I don't know about you all, but I'm taking out some life insurance on all those potentials. I should be able to live off the interest from just the first year of claims.

Okay.. now I'm being bad. Time to go.

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 3:12:07 PM   
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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 3:13:35 PM   
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Poor Master Ron. Blow jobs would be against the law.

Technically, only good ones.

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 3:15:47 PM   
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hep me, help me*squeals of outrage from spermies after being spat on the floor

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 3:25:21 PM   
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Dang, women are due back one hell of a refund check... 400 eggs, average, per woman, matures beyond the follicle stage to become a mature egg.

Damn, talk about a stimulus package!

Don't forget the three days off per month for funeral leave when you have a period.. to mourn the loss of your potential human.

36 extra paid days off per year!

I don't know about you all, but I'm taking out some life insurance on all those potentials. I should be able to live off the interest from just the first year of claims.

Okay.. now I'm being bad. Time to go.



I love the way you think!

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 3:26:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

Poor Master Ron. Blow jobs would be against the law.

Technically, only good ones.




Oh come on now. Is there really such a thing as a bad one?

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 3:51:40 PM   
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So...no sperm left (in the) behind.


I'm all for this. A2M is underappreciated.

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 3:55:23 PM   
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Cripes! I just realized! If every sperm is sacred, we're going to need Emergency Sperm Rescue Squads.


Sorry in advance if this DOESN'T HELP ONE BIT


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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 4:14:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

Poor Master Ron. Blow jobs would be against the law.

Technically, only good ones.




Oh come on now. Is there really such a thing as a bad one?

Depends if you are giving or recieving:)


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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 4:20:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		Pft.... giving... I get into my "work"

Receiving... I have yet to have a man turn down an offer I made him for one.

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 4:25:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		ya , I know but im thinking unpleasant peeens, sweaty bollocks, smegma ridden crusty tidy whities
GAH
I just grossed myself out

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 4:52:27 PM   
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Wait, twylla loves that kind of shit... I will call her for my stand in.

(dont ask, I adore her, I just dont always understand her... lol)

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Telling me to take Midol wont help your butthurt.
RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11
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Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 8:38:14 PM   
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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/9/2012 11:38:47 PM   
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Telling me to take Midol wont help your butthurt.
RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11
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Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/10/2012 9:32:27 AM   
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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/10/2012 6:36:13 PM   
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ORIGINAL: farglebargle

"...any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child."

Discuss.


"....anytime someone writes something incredibly inane, but does so in an environment of presumed ability to discern what the fuck someone was attempting to get to (as in a point) shall be construed as stupid".

Discuss.

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RE: Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise d... - 2/10/2012 6:47:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		Semen are alive, aren't they? If semen are alive, and eggs are alive, then how can life BEGIN at conception? If life is what you're interested in preserving, why not focus on all the low-hanging-fruit and save as many lives as you can?

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