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LillyBoPeep -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/11/2012 3:39:12 PM)
Hahahaha :) oddly enough, it actually was a little like that. :p i'd be minding my own business sorting his laundry and, well I suppose you know the rest. :p Single life isn't so interesting, alas. And I'm not much of a Martha fan anymore. Haha Jolly good, Mr. Sadist! Proper etiquette and fashion of anal sex? Sounds good! Pinky out!

PeonForHer -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/11/2012 4:53:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thompsonx quote: I'd quite like to carve a dildo out of wood - some really classy bit of wood like mahogany or teak. You might want to rethink the teak thing. It is used as decking on ships and boats because it is a natural non-skid surface because the tree sucks up sand as it grows and it is imbeded in the grain of the wood. On the other hand ohia or koa are beautiful woods that wont shred your asshole if you make a dildo out of it. I shall bow to your superior wisdom in this matter, thompsonx. Chafing of the old sphincter is not my cup of tea. Actually, ages ago, I talked to a certain friend about making her a flogger with a wooden handle that would double as a deluxe dildo. Unfortunately, she hasn't come to the UK to have sex with me, so that gift hasn't been forthcoming. She opined that a gift should not come with strings attached. I listened to her opinion very carefully, before duly dumping it. Still, I might make one anyway.

PeonForHer -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/11/2012 5:08:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus I believe that a certain Person should suit up and take care of our Womanly Needs. This is what I think. Yep. Yes, yes - I owe you a pic of me in my boiler suit and VAA a pic of my tumescent manhood. I shall try to do both this weekend and duly forward them. Jesus. Re yours: I don't know how to take a pic of myself standing at a distance from either my mobile or my webcam. I haven't been able to find my digicamera in years. And re VAA's - believe it or not, I've never taken a pic of my own dick before, let alone sent it to someone. You can forgive a lad for being bashful. Some blokes: you have to tell them, very forcefully, that you don't want their pics - especially the more 'personal' sorts of pics. I'm not put together that way. I'm exactly the opposite, in fact. You have to make it very clear that you want such images. I grew up with the 'Beauty and the Beast' archetype thoroughly absorbed: there's a big and clear range of (ugly) things that you, as a male, absolutely don't allow to impact on the women in your life. It's not easy to break out of that. So there.

thompsonx -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/11/2012 5:30:40 PM)
Actually, ages ago, I talked to a certain friend about making her a flogger with a wooden handle that would double as a deluxe dildo. Unfortunately, she hasn't come to the UK to have sex with me, so that gift hasn't been forthcoming. She opined that a gift should not come with strings attached. Your handle would not look like a flogger if it had no "strings" attached to it.[;)]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/11/2012 6:38:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus I believe that a certain Person should suit up and take care of our Womanly Needs. This is what I think. Yep. Yes, yes - I owe you a pic of me in my boiler suit and VAA a pic of my tumescent manhood. I shall try to do both this weekend and duly forward them. Jesus. Re yours: I don't know how to take a pic of myself standing at a distance from either my mobile or my webcam. I haven't been able to find my digicamera in years. And re VAA's - believe it or not, I've never taken a pic of my own dick before, let alone sent it to someone. You can forgive a lad for being bashful. Some blokes: you have to tell them, very forcefully, that you don't want their pics - especially the more 'personal' sorts of pics. I'm not put together that way. I'm exactly the opposite, in fact. You have to make it very clear that you want such images. I grew up with the 'Beauty and the Beast' archetype thoroughly absorbed: there's a big and clear range of (ugly) things that you, as a male, absolutely don't allow to impact on the women in your life. It's not easy to break out of that. So there. AHEM. The person who WOULD NOT TURN ON HIS CAM FOR SKYPE is sending WHAT to VAA?? [>:] She is SO sharing with me. I mean, you know she and I are pals, right? Regarding MY picture, you COULD have someone else take it for you. Fairly innocuous subject matter, I would think. HMPH. ~much nostril flaring~

Sundowner -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/11/2012 11:50:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus My memory of Real Peen in any orifice is faint, at best... Very, very faint. I can SO relate. I too claim membership of your group. (For the avoidance of doubt I'm talking receiving you understand).

GreedyTop -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/11/2012 11:59:00 PM)
loves me some SD

Sundowner -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/12/2012 12:09:36 AM)
Anally, vaginally or orally dear lady?

GreedyTop -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/12/2012 12:50:42 AM)
Do I have to pick just one?

DarkSteven -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/12/2012 1:28:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 I like cock in my ass. Shorey cock to be specific. What material do you prefer that Shorey come in? Glass or a silicone-like Shorey?

Sundowner -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/12/2012 2:33:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 I like cock in my ass. Shorey cock to be specific. What material do you prefer that Shorey come in? Chances are that she prefers he comes in soft, warm, intimate bum tissue. Explosively.

Sundowner -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/12/2012 2:37:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner Anally, vaginally or orally dear lady? quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Do I have to pick just one? I still only have one cock.

GreedyTop -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/12/2012 2:42:43 AM)
I should certainly hope so ;) In that case, any of the above for for me;)

kalikshama -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/12/2012 5:36:01 AM)
quote: I have acrylic which is TENS-enabled. M gave me a TENS for Valentines Day - woot! So far I've only used it therapeutically on my knee, and it helps :) Looking forward to other uses too [8D]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/12/2012 7:31:39 AM)
Do NOT like that TENS feeling! Creepy. I am sad for SunnyD, and because I am a Giver, I'm willing to assist him in his plight.

GreedyTop -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/12/2012 8:23:52 AM)
I'm mad at SD, cause he's just teasing me now! sulks all pretty or somethin'...

Sundowner -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/12/2012 10:04:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Do NOT like that TENS feeling! Creepy. I am sad for SunnyD, and because I am a Giver, I'm willing to assist him in his plight. Dearest LH - I too am a Giver. One single-pole tens probe gently slipped up your ass. Another single-pole tens probe slipped smoothly up your pussy. You, naked, spread-eagled on the bed, blindfolded to heighten physical awareness (yeah, I know, blindfolds are normally what you give out, not take on; but try it). A kindly, thoughtful, giving person on the dial quietly clicking up the numbers till the first sensation surprises you. Then gradual increase until the tingle turns to surging throb. My tongue - woops - sorry - the caring Giver's tongue on your clitoris. If you don't in due course explode you simply aren't taking this sex thing seriously enough. ("due course" is allowed to be rather a long time, if you can hold out).

Sundowner -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/12/2012 10:07:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I'm mad at SD, cause he's just teasing me now! sulks all pretty or somethin'... Sheesh - a very close thing. For a moment there I thought she was going to pout.

GreedyTop -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/12/2012 10:09:37 AM)
feh! do I pout? Sorta sulking is the best I can do. (but I am really adorable when I am on my knees.....)

Sundowner -> RE: What do you prefer in your ass glass toys or silicone like toys? (2/12/2012 10:19:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I am really adorable when I am on my knees... Pics? Nekked pics?

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