pahunkboy
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Joined: 2/26/2006 From: Central Pennsylvania Status: offline
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==== my bippee imitation----the has been movie star----------- Dallllllllllllllllllllllling! Puleze! No pictures. Hold your applauds. [tripping from her visit to courtney loves place] Where is my entorage? [swiggs from vial] [sheek sunglasses] Approaches mic at podium, My dear, dear, dear, [wipes brow] friends, please call me bippee. When you think of all the movies I have appeared in and my distiquished record [snobbish] you all want to jump and yell YIPPEE. So my darlings, call me yappee [burp] I mean Bippee. Bippee by boo does it feel good to you? [botax reciepts fall from purse] Puleaseeeeeee, no pictures... [bows] [bows profusely] Waves gloriously at adoring fans. Stumbles. [pops a fart] Dears, as you know bippee by blue, bippee bees good to you! [PLOP]
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