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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/23/2012 1:33:26 PM

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Once the bride has donned her gown and turned off all the lights, she should lie quietly upon the bed and await her groom. When he comes groping into the room she should make no sound to guide him in her direction, lest he take this as a sign of encouragement. She should let him grope in the dark. There is always the hope that he will stumble and incur some slight injury which she can use as an excuse to deny him sexual access.

There's your answer. Turn out all the lights, throw an economy size beg of lego's on the floor and lay perfectly still.

Problem solved. Cheaply.

Legos? Good god, ow.

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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/23/2012 4:09:38 PM

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That was the most disastrous thing I could think of happening to sustain an injury in the dark.

Legos. You will never see them coming. They are the eggs of ninjas.

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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/23/2012 4:25:03 PM

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flipping over those runner mats with the spikes for grabbing the carpet so that they are up will keep most ninjas out of your hallways at night (probably not the ones who can use their swords to polevault it, but.................just sayin.....

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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/23/2012 4:35:44 PM

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OK, I understand this is a kink site, but still. I think I'm going to have to report this thread to the Moderators...
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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/23/2012 5:25:20 PM

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One heartening factor for which the wife can be grateful is the fact that the husband's home, school, church, and social environment have been working together all through his life to instill in him a deep sense of guilt in regards to his sexual feelings, so that he comes to the marriage couch apologetically
and filled with shame, already half cowed and subdued. The wise wife seizes upon this advantage and relentlessly pursues her goal first to limit, later to annihilate completely her husband's desire for sexual expression.

Now we're talking! I ought to make Master pay for every orgasm he ever gave me!

wait...........will this be painful?

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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/23/2012 5:31:31 PM

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I usually lose count after 5.....simply because I can't put together a coherent thought. How DARE he do that to me?

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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/23/2012 6:10:03 PM

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Tape $100 bills to your nipples and your whoo ha, he will be so busy wondering what he will buy, he will soon forget his high libido.

Or he might start wondering how you came by that money, in which case this scene could get ugly.

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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/24/2012 9:22:55 AM

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This has all the traditional hallmarks of an abusive situation.
So that raises the obvious question... "Are you up for a little abuse?"

A little abuse? You betcha'! But always wanting to have sex with me just crosses the line.
*shudders at the very thought*

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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/24/2012 1:04:25 PM

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I'd shudder at the thought of him wanting to have sex with me too!

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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/24/2012 1:06:51 PM

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I'd shudder at the thought of him wanting to have sex with me too!

Is poise's Dom such a horndog that he wants to have sex with EVERYONE here?!?!?!

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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/24/2012 1:24:01 PM

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Say what?

I never agreed to be in a Poly relationship either, darn him!
Those 7 Masters that Fornica mentioned were not my Masters simultaneously.
I had to return each and every collar because they wanted sex with me all the time also.
If only I could figure out what I'm doing so wrong. Maybe I need training?

Ps. Those were not my 17 children Fornica mentioned either!
They were direct descendants of the deaf slaves from Kentucky.
tap tap tap

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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/25/2012 2:44:02 PM

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Maybe you do need training. I'll do it.. but you need to understand Morse code. tap tap tap... or should I say:

.--. --- .. ... . --..-- / - .... . / -.- . -.-- / - --- / ... .-.. .- ...- . .-. -.-- / .- -. -.. / ... ..- -... -- .. ... ... .. --- -. / ..-. --- .-. / .- -. -.-- / -- .- ... - . .-. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / .- .-.. .-- .- -.-- ... / .. -. ...- --- .-.. ...- . / ... . -..-

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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/25/2012 3:05:09 PM

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I know, I know...whenever, wherever, and however.

Would it be unsubmissive of me if I asked for an apple and crumb donut on the side?

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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/25/2012 3:25:30 PM

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he wants SEX? Urrgh the perversion, you poor abused fool....

Quick, call out for help and a twue master to save you...

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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/25/2012 4:01:51 PM

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~fast reply~
Well OK fine. I'll just get it right out there on the table.

I want to have sex with poise too. And I know I'm not the only one. Does she have some sort of class-action abuse case thingie going on here?

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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/25/2012 4:22:03 PM

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ROFL... how did I miss this thread? Miss Poise... you give good thread!

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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/25/2012 4:25:49 PM

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/gets in the line to have sex with poise/

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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/25/2012 4:31:31 PM

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~fast reply~
Well OK fine. I'll just get it right out there on the table.

**falls over chair**

While I find it very generous (and just a little bit kinky) that you wish to expose your mastermeat
for all the lovely ladies to see, please, for the sake of this thread, keep it in your pants.

Now, back to the issue at hand. yes, that was intended innuendo
I tried the aspirin between the knees trick, and was hoping it would dissuade Masters
mastermeat from moving in for the kill, so to speak. After all, it does say right on the
label that it "reduces swelling." Alas, I believe he has become immune to it.

Woe...oh WOE is me.

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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/25/2012 4:39:41 PM

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So THATS where your avatar comes from. You gotta quit falling over chairs. Would prolly also help reduce the sexual desires if your assets were not sticking out there begging to misused for sexual pleasure.

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RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me - 2/25/2012 4:42:44 PM

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I had a bag over my head for a whole month, and nothing changed. Hrmph!