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SoftBonds -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/2/2012 9:55:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kitkat105 quote: ORIGINAL: SoftBonds quote: ORIGINAL: kitkat105 quote: ORIGINAL: SoftBonds quote: ORIGINAL: kitkat105 That's the best way to eat a kitkat! What, by stripping you naked with only my teeth first??? Either that, or eating the chocolate itself. I'll leave it to your imagination. [;)] I also can lick all the chocolate off a kit-kat... (evil grin). [:D] Sir is adding this conversation to his list of funishments. Great! Glad to be an inspiration.

SoftBonds -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/2/2012 10:03:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr Ya know, there's nothing more rude than trying to hijack a thread when someone else is trying to hijack it. I'm not sure that an Original Poster can hijack their own thread. I think it's kind of inferred that they can take it where they wish it to go. Now ... I was wondering if anyone knows the air-speed velocity of an un-laden African swallow? Peace and comfort, Michael http://www.fws.gov/news/historic/1937/19370622.pdf That was the closest my research could find. I did learn that birds can fly almost twice as fast as their normal speed for short distances, which makes accurate records of bird speeds difficult to determine. I'd guess the speed would be in the 27-30 mph range. As for hijacking the thread, if I have any control, it should definitely be about boobies!!! (and I don't mean the type of bird). Of course, lacking boobies of my own, I am forced to rely on the generosity of the lovely and wonderfully nice ladies...

LanceHughes -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/2/2012 11:39:17 PM)
Lance was once married to (as we say in my "community").... to a "real" girl. WOW! We lived together a couple of years and then were married for just over a year. Why the divorice? NOT what you think...... any-who.... Funny thing...... she was a professionally trained ballerina. Boobs? Not very much in that department. However, when she auditioned for the Bolshoi Ballet School, she had high enough marks to get accepted, but ..... and you know where this is going .... her breasts were too large. Well, let me tell you, that woman could (and did) move her body as only a ......... er, um........ there's a word I'm looking for...... oh, yeah..... That woman can and DID move her body as only a ballerina could. And me, the innocent.... she was only the 2nd person I had had sex with at that point. (The other person was a woman who popped my cherry on my 21st birthday while I was a Peace Corps Volunteer.)

Kaliko -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/3/2012 2:54:01 AM)
I was in a local ice rink one. In the stands, not on the ice. I was wearing a strapless bra. It had started to bother me (as most bras do) so while I was just sitting there for the hour or so that I was, I unhooked the back of it. I had forgotten I did that, and my sister and I got up later to walk around the lobby. Within a few minutes, a man tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and, with his friends trying unsuccessfully to hold back their laughter, he handed me my bra and said "Miss...um...you dropped this." It was great.

Fornica -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/3/2012 9:04:50 AM)
I taught Kayaking lessons for 4 summers.

GreedyTop -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/3/2012 9:15:52 AM)
I miss driving trucks for a living. Of course, that would be cured within the first month of returning to it, if I did.

SoftBonds -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/3/2012 9:40:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kaliko I was in a local ice rink one. In the stands, not on the ice. I was wearing a strapless bra. It had started to bother me (as most bras do) so while I was just sitting there for the hour or so that I was, I unhooked the back of it. I had forgotten I did that, and my sister and I got up later to walk around the lobby. Within a few minutes, a man tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and, with his friends trying unsuccessfully to hold back their laughter, he handed me my bra and said "Miss...um...you dropped this." It was great. I wish I could have seen that. Please tell me your shirt was thin... (evil horndog grin) edit to note that ice rinks are generally cold, which does wonderful things to nipples...

DaddySatyr -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/3/2012 12:23:30 PM)
I can stick out my tongue and touch my nose.

Kaliko -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/3/2012 12:34:45 PM)
I'm thinking of starting a crusade. The ever diminishing self-esteem of my female friends and relatives is starting to piss me off. I worry about what we're teaching our daughters. See? I can start a crusade and touch my nose at the same time.

DaddySatyr -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/3/2012 12:35:55 PM)
hands Kaliko a jousting lance

SorceressJ -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/3/2012 1:26:48 PM)
..a jousting Lance? He was just here, I think.. [:D]

DaddySatyr -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/3/2012 2:08:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SorceressJ ..a jousting Lance? He was just here, I think.. [:D] He was jousting? You're jesting!

Kaliko -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/3/2012 2:32:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr quote: ORIGINAL: SorceressJ ..a jousting Lance? He was just here, I think.. [:D] He was jousting? You're jesting! Darn...I was trying to think of a "Lance jousting" joke.

ashjor911 -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/3/2012 3:31:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I miss driving trucks for a living. Of course, that would be cured within the first month of returning to it, if I did. Would you flash your boobs to police officer to avoid getting speed or parking ticket? Coz I am actually considering joining the force....[8D]

poise -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/4/2012 6:07:37 AM)
[image]http://www.castmedium.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/inthisthread-200x200.jpg[/image]

SorceressJ -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/4/2012 8:32:32 AM)
..and, for the ultimate thread hijack: Hi, Jack. [:D] [image]local://upfiles/1044097/25215EE9CEA34996AD5173A9A65FFF70.jpg[/image]

GreedyTop -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/4/2012 9:20:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I miss driving trucks for a living. Of course, that would be cured within the first month of returning to it, if I did. Would you flash your boobs to police officer to avoid getting speed or parking ticket? Coz I am actually considering joining the force....[8D] I never actually flashed my boobs, but I have been known to show an extreme amount of leg....

BurntKitty -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/4/2012 10:21:02 AM)
Interrupting this thread with a hamster-y gerbil type thing. With a parasol. [image]http://chzichcafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/funny-pictures-fancy-as-fuck.png[/image]

ashjor911 -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/4/2012 10:27:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I never actually flashed my boobs, but I have been known to show an extreme amount of leg.... oh, love to see that leg in dress like this [image]http://www.nationalconfidential.com/images/2012/02/angelina-jolie-leg-635x952.jpg[/image] i will go now to wank one really fast [:D]

GreedyTop -> RE: Hijack this thread (3/4/2012 10:34:42 AM)
my legs aren't as.... muscular? they have a bit more softness to them, but still defined. (I think.. it's been years since I actually have been able to actually see my legs from an outside POV). I'm going to a function on the 10th. I'll ask the photog there if he will do a few pics, just so I can get some updated ones.

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