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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/4/2012 12:22:20 PM   
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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/4/2012 12:52:07 PM   
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Lance jokes?  Nope.....  Well, somtimes Lance does joke.

Mom wouldn't let Dad name me Lance <DARN!> This was 1950, and she thought it too...... sexual.
And the "Hughes" part honors a Great-Aunt of mine.  Sort of an Auntie Mame character in my life who had a maiden last name of Hughes.... All very mysterious as to why she never mentioned her marriage for so many years, using her maiden name her whole life long.  Might be because he was gay.  Still working on the genealogy in the part of the family bushes. 

Daddy left me more than just his last name. LOL!

So, Lance HUGH is just fine, dank you, dank you  berry much.

The letters in my actual last name can be rearranged to spell LONG HARD.  No, really..... Honest.

Bottom line: you can't make any more jokes than I can. LOL!

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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/4/2012 3:58:05 PM   
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Bottom line: you can't make any more jokes than I can. LOL!


Perhaps not, but with my magic submissive powers, I can turn you into a Jousting Lance.






with leather arm band and all!

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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/4/2012 4:01:53 PM   
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holy shit .... is that the 1700 version of "Iron man"??

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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/4/2012 7:30:02 PM   
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Bottom line: you can't make any more jokes than I can. LOL!

Perhaps not, but with my magic submissive powers, I can turn you into a Jousting Lance.
with leather arm band and all!

L-O-fuckin'-L !!!!!

Usually, the "arm band" was M'Lady's scarf...... oh, I see, that's the boy's arm band instead.... I think NOT.  My boy in this scenario would be the lad hoisting me aboard the poor horse, and after the battle, doing the massage of my sore muscles.  Said massage would, of course, have a "happy ending."


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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/6/2012 1:35:07 PM   
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..ok, since Jousting Lance has apparently jousted another thread into near-oblivion or submission or something.. how about some nice blasphemy?




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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/6/2012 1:38:54 PM   
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Whew! And here I thought I killed yet another thread. Thanks SJ!

By the way.......





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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/6/2012 1:44:47 PM   
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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/6/2012 9:46:52 PM   
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All of these factors make him a super calloused, fragile mystic, plagued by halitosis.





Oh,.... Michael.


It is rare that I groan at a joke. Congrats.


On another note, I can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocis backwards. It is one of my few talents. That and mad, mad Tetris skills.




I present to you: First Person Tetris!. What level can you make it to?

now back to reading this gigantic long thread...

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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/7/2012 5:07:26 AM   
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I fart rainbows and faery dust, but only on Wednesdays after sunrise.




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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/7/2012 12:54:28 PM   
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Messagae imploded   



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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/7/2012 3:06:53 PM   
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simple bomb..... yeah "Bomb".






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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/7/2012 3:25:43 PM   
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Now, ... that`s Hot....




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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/7/2012 3:32:00 PM   
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I kid you not.

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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/7/2012 3:35:15 PM   
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Why is it disturbing to me that as a man that rarely drinks, I recognize one of those bottles as Southern Comfort©?



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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/7/2012 3:38:47 PM   
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I dont really care if it was a girl pee,

this is my hevean, ..... some times its Coffee`





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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/7/2012 3:39:17 PM   
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Why is it disturbing to me that as a man that rarely drinks, I recognize one of those bottles as Southern Comfort©?



Peace and Southern comfort,



Michael



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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/7/2012 3:46:30 PM   
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Paris,





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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/7/2012 3:51:43 PM   
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yes....yes you can....





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RE: Hijack this thread - 3/7/2012 3:54:55 PM   
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or you can ask someone to do it for ya.



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