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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/8/2012 10:33:30 AM   
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*calls Holly's local 911, hoping that they will respond faster if the number isn't hers...*

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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/8/2012 12:07:22 PM   
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What is wrong with all of you? Why can't you just say thank you?
Jesus.
I, for one, am cancelling the cheque I wrote to the 56lb blonde model from africa that was coming here to be my slave, because frankly, I question her integrity after this post.

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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/8/2012 12:09:43 PM   
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You mean that beautiful super-model-type girl from Ghana isn't really just waiting for her papers to come through to use my money to get here? But, she already turned off her phone and inter-webs. I've been waiting to hear from her.

What a revoltin' developement this is!



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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/8/2012 12:20:28 PM   
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Wow, what kind of impression must all you folks be making, coming in here and playing and getting all silly in this oh so well written and infomative post made by a Twue Master to educate all us silly non-thinking subby types? Gosh, I can't imagine he'd be any too happy to find all these folks in here acting like, gosh, I dunno, actual intelligent people who actually know and like each other rather than ignorant doormats just waiting for our Twue Master to deign to find us.

*snerks* Nope, can't do it, can't keep my face straight quite long enough to actually hit the post button...

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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/8/2012 12:24:29 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

In other words...no one is going to kiss the behind of someone who slaps a "Master" label on his ass.


Mine is on my forehead, holly. In other words, kneel for me.
Steven...at my age the knees are the first to go.



Crap. I need a woman with good knees and no common sense.


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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/8/2012 12:54:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

Crap. I need a woman with good knees and no common sense.



You called?

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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/8/2012 3:01:23 PM   
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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/8/2012 3:21:19 PM   
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OK..  see if you can guess who this is.....

Bang! Zoom!  Right to the moon, Alice!!!

that will be my first, and simultaneously my last impresson on CollarMe. 

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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/8/2012 3:26:25 PM   
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quote:

OK.. see if you can guess who this is.....

Bang! Zoom! Right to the moon, Alice!!!
before my time, Ron

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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/8/2012 4:27:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: texan4real
Having been here for a while, I thought it might be helpful for submissives here to understand how at least one Master (Me) obtains first impressions of the subs and slaves

Gosh... and here I just kind of tried to figure out if I liked them.. you know... as a person. Obviously I need to get myself more organized.



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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/8/2012 5:15:42 PM   
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Shouldn't you be more concerned with the impression YOU make to the subs rather than attempting to school the subs to make a good impression to you? Particularly since the men outnumber the women on this site by about 10:1?


I'm not sure I know of very many subs in the forums who want to serve a whiny ass middle-aged guy who self-labels himself "Master".

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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/8/2012 10:52:20 PM   
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really i thought we had successfuly derailed this thread into mocking people and groping bunnies, then people come in and bring it back around to the badness of the original posting

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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/8/2012 11:00:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: texan4real

Having been here for a while, I thought it might be helpful for submissives here to understand how at least one Master (Me) obtains first impressions of the subs and slaves who express interest in serving -- at least impressions that you may wish to avoid making,

1. You would be surprised how many say they want money to relocate. That's not terrible, especially if they're in the country where I am (i.e., the US). But I've had them requesting money to fly them from the UK, Malta, Nigeria, Ghana, Russia, and many other countries. I think Masters would be well advised to follow the advice of collarme not to send money to anyone.
2. I'm not an English language Nazi, but an unfortunate number of those contacting Me don't express themselves in anything that sounds remotely like high school level English. Spelling is something else. I think that, as a matter of respect, subs and slaves should at least try to show their best side in all respects.
3.You might be surprised as well that it is quite obvious that many individuals copy and paste from other profiles and don't even try to change a word. When a Master has read a lot of profiles, He begins to recognize the copies.
4. Perhaps most importantly, if you promise a Master that you will send Him an email or picture right away, do it. A number of subs and slaves will waste our time chatting here or on another service and promise to send something to the Master right away, and it never shows up. That either shows the sub/slave is not real, or she doesn't respect the Master enough to live up to her promise.

OK, there will be detractors, I'm sure. But this is an honest attempt to be helpful.


1. Scammers
2. Scammers
3. That's the only useful point you made.
4. The subs probably chickend out -- happens all the time.

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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/9/2012 6:02:21 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: searching4mysir
Particularly since the men outnumber the women on this site by about 10:1?



He's including the Nigerian scammers. If you look at their claimed gender and not their actual gender, that evens the odds a lot.

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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/9/2012 6:34:24 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: subbyinlosangele


quote:

ORIGINAL: texan4real

Having been here for a while, I thought it might be helpful for submissives here to understand how at least one Master (Me) obtains first impressions of the subs and slaves who express interest in serving -- at least impressions that you may wish to avoid making,

1. You would be surprised how many say they want money to relocate. That's not terrible, especially if they're in the country where I am (i.e., the US). But I've had them requesting money to fly them from the UK, Malta, Nigeria, Ghana, Russia, and many other countries. I think Masters would be well advised to follow the advice of collarme not to send money to anyone.
2. I'm not an English language Nazi, but an unfortunate number of those contacting Me don't express themselves in anything that sounds remotely like high school level English. Spelling is something else. I think that, as a matter of respect, subs and slaves should at least try to show their best side in all respects.
3.You might be surprised as well that it is quite obvious that many individuals copy and paste from other profiles and don't even try to change a word. When a Master has read a lot of profiles, He begins to recognize the copies.
4. Perhaps most importantly, if you promise a Master that you will send Him an email or picture right away, do it. A number of subs and slaves will waste our time chatting here or on another service and promise to send something to the Master right away, and it never shows up. That either shows the sub/slave is not real, or she doesn't respect the Master enough to live up to her promise.

OK, there will be detractors, I'm sure. But this is an honest attempt to be helpful.


1. Scammers
2. Scammers
3. That's the only useful point you made.
4. The subs probably chickend out -- happens all the time.


3... Not really...

4.. Or perhaps the "master" didnt earn what hes asking

FOR Example, i have a doufus in my inbox demanding a photo of me, Hes done nothing to make me feel like my privacy will be respected, hes just jumped up and down throwing a tantrum demanding i send him photos...

Hmm... Yeah... never going to happen

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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/9/2012 7:36:15 AM   
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ORIGINAL: searching4mysir

Shouldn't you be more concerned with the impression YOU make to the subs rather than attempting to school the subs to make a good impression to you?
And let's be honest.....I don't give a crap what he has as an impression of me.


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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/9/2012 8:03:55 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: texan4real

Having been here for a while, I thought it might be helpful for submissives here to understand how at least one Master (Me) obtains first impressions of the subs and slaves who express interest in serving -- at least impressions that you may wish to avoid making,

1. You would be surprised how many say they want money to relocate. That's not terrible, especially if they're in the country where I am (i.e., the US). But I've had them requesting money to fly them from the UK, Malta, Nigeria, Ghana, Russia, and many other countries. I think Masters would be well advised to follow the advice of collarme not to send money to anyone.
2. I'm not an English language Nazi, but an unfortunate number of those contacting Me don't express themselves in anything that sounds remotely like high school level English. Spelling is something else. I think that, as a matter of respect, subs and slaves should at least try to show their best side in all respects.
3.You might be surprised as well that it is quite obvious that many individuals copy and paste from other profiles and don't even try to change a word. When a Master has read a lot of profiles, He begins to recognize the copies.
4. Perhaps most importantly, if you promise a Master that you will send Him an email or picture right away, do it. A number of subs and slaves will waste our time chatting here or on another service and promise to send something to the Master right away, and it never shows up. That either shows the sub/slave is not real, or she doesn't respect the Master enough to live up to her promise.

OK, there will be detractors, I'm sure. But this is an honest attempt to be helpful.


I have to wonder why you think anyone would find this information pertinent. It's not even Beginner's 101 Navigating an Online Website, it's more like how to turn on the computer. After reading your profile I'm even more confused because you surely do seem to be completely clueless about all things online. That's not being nasty- if you genuinely haven't figured out that there are people out there taking money and time away from those willing to give it to them via computer interactions, then please turn off the computer and give it to someone who won't be in danger of being prey.

You title this "First Impressions of Masters Here", which is in fact just you, no group, calling yourself by a self-appointed title. Is there a large contingent of women here who would care what you think and what you base your first impressions on? Perhaps not when you show by the information posted that you honestly don't understand very basic principles about using an online social site, and what is actually going on when you use it. It's clear that you are deluded in thinking that the 'women' you are writing about here and in your journal are actually women looking for relationships, and not people of both sexes looking to line their pockets with some cash (why do you think they don't send pics, use copy and paste, can't handle basic English, and ask for relocation money?).

I honestly cannot understand your naivete that's been expressed here and hope you have learned a few things by starting this thread. It's rather scary that you've been here since 2006 and haven't cottoned on to the most basic of principles in dealing with scammers.

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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/9/2012 9:30:55 AM   
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Wait a second.... are you talking about the cute blonde number with the amazing boobs who is "god fearing and loving"???

Fuck, I'm cancelling my cheque too.

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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/9/2012 9:37:01 AM   
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quote:


you might be surprised as well that it is quite obvious that many individuals copy and paste from other profiles and don't even try to change


Excuse me?

Why would I be surprised at something that is quite obvious. What sort of cretin do you take me for.

No, don't (anyone) answer that...

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RE: First Impressions of Masters Here - 3/9/2012 7:33:28 PM   
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Fast reply

I have had to pull a couple of posts for violations, as well as any that replied or quoted them.

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