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Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 10:01:48 AM   
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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 10:15:02 AM   
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Status: offline 		we are not hard to understand. men just have to be smart enough to know the sequence of knobs, bells and whistles.

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 10:17:48 AM   
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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 10:20:23 AM   
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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 10:26:02 AM   
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I'm not hard to understand.  It's quite simple, really.

Do as your told and everything will be fine. 



Ditto this.

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 10:42:17 AM   
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I think I see the combo for the G-Spot!

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 10:46:01 AM   
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Women have: sexy hair, sexy eyes, sexy lips, sexy boobs, sexy hips, sexy legs, sexy feet, sexy tose..not to mention the ass or the vagaga stuff.
Men have: dicks & balls, & they are not that sexy...

you know what i am saying....
I mean did you really heard about some dude who got raped... i mean for real?

I really can not blame anywomen who dont want men to contact them, Hell i really blame the "men" for all the sexy Lesbians out there...

I mean seriously tell me onethin   oneDamnThing that you really think it can be sexy as "women hips"??
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all men do is sit their asses down & watch sports on TV drinking beer & yelling..  ??  seriously??


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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 10:49:19 AM   
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I mean seriously tell me onethin   oneDamnThing that you really think it can be sexy as "women hips"??




Men's shoulders.



ETA.....

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Men have: dicks & balls, & they are not that sexy...



Sigh...the more I read your post, the more stuff I find wrong with it.

I amend my above statement.

Men's shoulders and men's balls.

< Message edited by Kaliko -- 3/11/2012 10:59:38 AM >

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 10:53:01 AM   
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Status: offline 		What a bummer I thought my cock looked good. Well thats a serious dent in my self-confidence.
But really some pussies aint that peachy either. You know the ones that look like a ran over hedgehog.
Hmmm hmmm I think boobs are sexier then hips.

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 10:54:58 AM   
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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 11:14:24 AM   
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Status: offline 		How about because women as animals are much more invested in the act of gene propagation then men are. Men only have to stick their dick in the right hole, wiggle it around a little bit then go on their merry way. Women get the lovely task of gestating your spawn for 9 months, letting it suck on their tits for another year or so, and then raising the brat to adulthood for the rest of their breeding life. That kind of investment requires wise decision making up front... The right guy has to present the right mix of geneticly desirable traits, the ability to protect, support and nurture her and her child. That is a near impossible combination to find balanced in a man... So women go crazy.

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 11:17:13 AM   
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What a bummer I thought my cock looked good. Well thats a serious dent in my self-confidence.
But really some pussies aint that peachy either. You know the ones that look like a ran over hedgehog.
Hmmm hmmm I think boobs are sexier then hips.

All men think their cocks look good, dear.  It's just the way you are.  Not your fault.  That little thing has been your best friend for years.  Just think of all of those 'special moments' you've spent together. 


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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 11:17:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		You know sometimes a woman starts to cry and I always ask,"Why are you crying?''
Do you know how many times I got the answer,''I dont know.''
I have a theory but could a woman explain this?

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 11:20:56 AM   
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All of this makes me giggle nonsensically...

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 11:21:39 AM   
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All men think their cocks look good, dear.  It's just the way you are.  Not your fault.  That little thing has been your best friend for years.  Just think of all of those 'special moments' you've spent together. 


too mean
PS: its not "little" at least for me.

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 11:23:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MrBukani




Stephen Hawking said it best the other day.

"The only thing I'll never figure out in this entire universe is.....women".

(You do know I presume, that the ONLY product allowed to have lead in it, that goes on or in humans is.....lipstick?)


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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 11:30:29 AM   
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What a bummer I thought my cock looked good. Well thats a serious dent in my self-confidence.
But really some pussies aint that peachy either. You know the ones that look like a ran over hedgehog.
Hmmm hmmm I think boobs are sexier then hips.

All men think their cocks look good, dear.  It's just the way you are.  Not your fault.  That little thing has been your best friend for years.  Just think of all of those 'special moments' you've spent together. 


Have I told you lately that I adore you?
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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 11:32:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		I think men (some, not all) are simply magnificient creatures, both inside and out. They are delightfully endowed with a direct and simplistic mind and heart-set, which I find makes them appealing and extremely easy to read, understand and impress. It can take so little to make them so happy.

Their bodies, in their entirety, are works of art in motion or stillness, and think they are made perfectly for what it is they are and do.

I applaud those who are comfortable in and with their bodies, and recognize their internal and external worth and value.

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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 11:37:04 AM   
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You know sometimes a woman starts to cry and I always ask,"Why are you crying?''
Do you know how many times I got the answer,''I dont know.''
I have a theory but could a woman explain this?

See, here's the thing -- and I'm not joking.

Men continually wonder "What do women want?" and try to figure them out.

What those men don't realize is that women don't know what they want either, and are trying to figure women out too.


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RE: Why are women so hard to understand? - 3/11/2012 11:37:08 AM   
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Women have: sexy hair, sexy eyes, sexy lips, sexy boobs, sexy hips, sexy legs, sexy feet, sexy tose..not to mention the ass or the vagaga stuff.
Men have: dicks & balls, & they are not that sexy...

you know what i am saying....
I mean did you really heard about some dude who got raped... i mean for real?

I really can not blame anywomen who dont want men to contact them, Hell i really blame the "men" for all the sexy Lesbians out there...

I mean seriously tell me onethin   oneDamnThing that you really think it can be sexy as "women hips"??
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women are "Creatures fullied with emotions and feelings". not to mention the softness that attract men to them,
which i can talk all day long about.
all men do is sit their asses down & watch sports on TV drinking beer & yelling..  ??  seriously??


What I read from this is that a man's body is not sexy. If that is the case soon all women will turn into lesbo's. And by the way not all men think their dicks look good. Do you have any idea of how many men have a complex about their dicks, cause a lotta women find dicks ugly?
It is actually mindbogglin how many women who claim that, fuck and suck those ugly cocks. I guess they get off on saying a cock is ugly. Sort of a degrading kick..

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