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StrayCatCharlie -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/14/2012 2:34:41 PM)
Thank you Mr. Rodgers, I used to love watching your show whilst snorting Bolivian Marching Powder n having call girls sucking my cock. I found it very sooooothing. Thanks a million.

outhere69 -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/14/2012 4:39:11 PM)
Ha! I haz 46DDD. Oh yeah. Nosebleed-without-a-bra-time! I think the ugly stuff is the asshole shots!

ShaharThorne -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/14/2012 4:45:23 PM)
with the "jewels" dangling down...

Boudica -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/14/2012 4:52:47 PM)
You're just going blind from all your lone ranger fun times.

DesFIP -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/14/2012 5:29:49 PM)
42DDD now. One major pain trying to find a bra that fits. And there's a reason I have cookies for my avatar. I bake really pretty cookies.

sirsholly -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/14/2012 5:38:59 PM)
quote: 42DDD now. looks down at boobs sighs Yanno...the only way i would ever get three D's is if i took three calculus exams. sighs

Kaliko -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/14/2012 6:46:15 PM)
I just don't even look anymore. (At profile pictures, not my boobs.)

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/14/2012 6:48:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne Sorry if I am not the image of beauty but then I am the one with the 46DDs.[>:] I have to say Shahar.....46DD's are wonderful things that can hide a lot of tarnish. I too, have something that, while frightening to some, covers a lot of the faults I've garnered over the years. My penis (when engorged) is slightly more than 11 feet long. I'm the only man I know who can actually come.....before I even arrive.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/14/2012 6:49:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Soyokaze Sorry to offend you : ( I leave my first photo blurry to save you having to see it. Maybe you should offer up your handsome image to show us how it's done? Oh no....I'm one of the ones I was talking about! I wouldn't do that to people I care about!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/14/2012 6:50:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: 42DDD now. looks down at boobs sighs Yanno...the only way i would ever get three D's is if i took three calculus exams. sighs That was funny!

Soyokaze -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/14/2012 7:58:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: Soyokaze Sorry to offend you : ( I leave my first photo blurry to save you having to see it. Maybe you should offer up your handsome image to show us how it's done? Oh no....I'm one of the ones I was talking about! I wouldn't do that to people I care about! : p I was hoping that'd come off lightly. Reading it again it sounded less jesting than I wanted it to be.

TNDommeK -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/14/2012 9:32:46 PM)
the bad thing about having rather large tits is you can never find a shirt that fits normally. SUCKS!!!

ShaharThorne -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/15/2012 6:48:06 AM)
So true, TN...I am between a 3X and 4X, depending on the makers. Same way with the bra makers...what might be a 46DD to one make can be a 44DD to another. I keep both in my dresser.

LaTigresse -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/15/2012 7:42:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie When I sign on..... There are some REALLY motherfucking UGLY looking people. JJ Re-adjust your settings to stop all profiles, with naked male asses as the main photo, from popping up.

sunshinemiss -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/15/2012 8:44:37 AM)
I try to be so blindingly bright that you can't tell one way or the other. She was the brightest of flowers and the dullest of flowers...

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/15/2012 7:05:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie When I sign on..... There are some REALLY motherfucking UGLY looking people. JJ Re-adjust your settings to stop all profiles, with naked male asses as the main photo, from popping up. Phenomenally excellent point!

Hillwilliam -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/15/2012 7:31:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TNDommeK the bad thing about having rather large tits is you can never find a shirt that fits normally. SUCKS!!! Don't wear one. See, that was easy.[8D]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/15/2012 8:39:42 PM)
Hilly, imagine your testicles are bowling balls. Do they need support, or do ya just let em clank? [;)] OR, do you recruit a hand-bra?

Hillwilliam -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/15/2012 8:42:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Hilly, imagine your testicles are bowling balls. Do they need support, or do ya just let em clank? [;)] OR, do you recruit a hand-bra? In my case, it would be a human jock strap. That would be interesting at a play party. A sub being told to 'support' his or her Dom(me) and then when they invariably lose their grip and things flop out, they get flogged.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/15/2012 9:17:42 PM)
Heh.

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