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StrayCatCharlie -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/16/2012 5:58:32 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Hilly, imagine your testicles are bowling balls. Do they need support, or do ya just let em clank?
[;)]
OR, do you recruit a hand-bra?


You just made me snort una Cuba libre through my nose. Kinda tingles. Thanks.




TNDommeK -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/16/2012 4:29:29 PM)

well put Lady H, he definitely wouldnt let em clank,lol. Not even if they were a C cup size.

and buying dresses, forget it!! they either fit up top and are way too big at the waist or..oh the hell with it, Ill be a nudest with a sports bra on. LOL




joshspet1980 -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/16/2012 6:13:13 PM)

I have known I was ugly since birth. But geez do you have to harp on it. And I did say if you don't like fat women then don't look at my other pics.




SorceressJ -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/16/2012 6:23:19 PM)

{{{BBWs FTW}}}
Signed, a reasonably decent-looking bright-eyed older baggage and phenominal cocksucker with 40D's.




TNDommeK -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/16/2012 6:27:20 PM)

Well as long as we are sounding off....Im a 38E. Well Im not actually sure, different places have different bra sizes, so I'm changing Mine to size EPIC!!!

Yay, Go big boobies!!!




ShaharThorne -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/16/2012 6:32:09 PM)

YEA BIG BOOBIES!!!!




LaTigresse -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/16/2012 6:33:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: joshspet1980

I have known I was ugly since birth. But geez do you have to harp on it. And I did say if you don't like fat women then don't look at my other pics.


Relax........it's a joke. No one is trying to be mean or dump on those of us that are not super models.




Killerangel -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/16/2012 6:47:23 PM)

The whole thread is a joke as was mentioned. If you think that you are ugly I hate to disillusion you, but you are not- I looked at your photos and you are a very attractive woman.

Back to the topic.....

I have to admit, I do detest the pics of male asses, and gaping buttholes put an even more dire outlook on things. Who in their right mind would put a picture of an anus out to the public? I mean really? A rectum? Who in the hell is going to look at that and sigh longingly? That has got to be about the worst thing to look at on a human body.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/16/2012 6:52:45 PM)

So you have not witnessed GapingAnus on that other site...

Perhaps they're hoping to attract a proctologist.




Killerangel -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/16/2012 6:56:59 PM)

No...I don't really go to the other site, I tried it out and it's not really set up like here for social stuff or I didn't figure it out.
Really though? Are you teasing me or is there someone there called GapingAnus? I can't even imagine who would be attracted to that and if you were a proctologist, why would you want to work after hours?




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/16/2012 7:01:15 PM)

He is there. His photos are there. His videos are there. There is truly no limit to what folks will do.




Killerangel -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/16/2012 7:03:31 PM)

Oh dear God, thank you for letting me know, I will never go there. I have no desire to see that. None. I've always been mystified by the anus pictures, I've seen a couple in my day and that's enough.




SorceressJ -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/16/2012 7:07:51 PM)

Then there was the local (NC) guy who not only had pictures of his gaping anus posted on the other side of this site, but was thoughtful enough to include one that showed said anus with someone's arm shoved up it halfway to the elbow. [X(] True story. Fortunately, I haven't seen his profile around in awhile.




Killerangel -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/16/2012 7:28:40 PM)

What. The fuck. Honestly who would think that would be attractive to someone? Who? Who got up one day and thought to themselves...." I think what I need here is a picture of my asshole with an arm sticking out of it. Forget puppies and rainbows or even face shots, I need the asshole picture to bring people flocking to my profile."




SorceressJ -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/16/2012 11:36:40 PM)

Apparently, this was meant to show the male subject's willingness and ability to receive a fist that way. Even if fisting was my bag (which it is not), I would not have been impressed. If I want to see a sub/slave doing ____, I will ascertain their willingness and ability on my own time and accord. Showing that he's done that with Goddess knows how many other people is just not attractive to me. If I want to see the goods at all, I will see them at my own request. I don't do whores.

So yeah, I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing: pictures of private parts BY REQUEST ONLY, kthnxbi.





TNDommeK -> RE: I just want to say one simple motherfucking thing..... (3/17/2012 11:07:50 AM)

yea, I just threw up in My mouth a bit...O.M.G. that is not a pic I needed in My head today. I hate when I click on the who's viewing Me and it looks like someone is being sucked into a guys anus but the rectal poo monster... bleh

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