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Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 1:50:25 AM

ScoutsHonor

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So I spent part of my evening being amused by a very stupid person. Admittedly I did turn into a bit of a troll as our conversation progressed but I though I would share the funniest part of our conversation.

When I stopped replying to him he sent me a message informing me that I was fake as a two dollar bill. Now correct me if I am wrong but as far as I know, though rare, two dollar bills are totally legit.

What are some funny/ stupid things you have heard on here. I figured it could give us all a laugh.

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 3:06:38 AM

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Yup, two dollar bills are completely real and legitimate currency--just not printed anymore, I don't think. I had one once, recently found it in some of my old stuff and gave it to my Master for his collection.

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 3:34:42 AM

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I have about a dozen two dollar bills in my collection here.........so I guess that makes you totally genuine

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 5:19:47 AM

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My favorite was the idiot whose profile boasted of his Dominance, and complained about all the Dommes and men who were viewing his profile and had a stern admonition NOT to view his profile. He saw that I had viewed his profile and demanded to know why I had done so, after his profile explicitly told me not to.

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 5:23:51 AM

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Let me guess - you wouldn't cam for them? Or wouldn't let them "insta-Dom" you?

Just ignore it. You'll know the good ones when you come across them.

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 5:24:59 AM

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Pretty sure most banks will carry some two dollar bills if you want a few. They're still produced although only in small quantities.

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 5:28:27 AM

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I have two of the older $2 bills (Thanks, pop) and, some time in the 70s, they were re-issued. I went to the bank, got a ton of them ($20 worth, I was a kid) and put them in the plastic bill sleeves. Then, I went to the post office, taped the flap of the sleeve closed and had them post mark the tape.

Yes, I'm "ghetto". So what? LOL They sold pretty well. So, it's sounds to me like you're a valuable commodity.

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 5:30:40 AM

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In Canada two dollar bills were replaced with two dollar coins, so they're very genuine, we still have a few of the bills as collectors items.

He's probably too young to realize there were/are two dollar bills around.

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 5:34:32 AM

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I have 15 $2.00 bills. Three of them are printed with red ink instead of green. Issued in 1953.

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 6:01:32 AM

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This has nothing to do with 2$ bills but it is a head shaker. Guy writes an initial email of 2 lines which also addresses me by a term of endearment, but the kicker is that he's attached a photo of himself in a tux in a crowded room with 2 women perfectly visible at his side. One woman is older and looks like a female relative, maybe his mother. The other could be the wife or a sister, who knows. I wrote back and said hey...what's up with contacting women on a kink site using what looks to be a family photo? Do these women (and all the people in the background who were visible) know that you're using a picture that they are in as a vehicle to troll for adult action on a kinky computer site? Can you understand how much this choice speaks to me about your lack of perception? No...I am not interested, I'd never willingly put myself at the hands of another that couldn't put this basic concept together.

Then he writes back immediately from another profile with the almost same exact 2 line message although with a different, but still inappropriate endearment, and the SAME PICTURE! W. T. F. ! Could someone actually be that dense? He's freaking using a picture with his mother in it to try to get some action going on a kink site and would I somehow not equate the previous attempt that I turned down with this one when he's including the SAME PICTURE? I've had a lot of wtf moments on here but this one is now at the top of my list.

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 6:04:28 AM

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If you really want to mess with a cashier, go to the bank before your [purchase and get some 'deuces'. Most banks will have a small supply.

When you make your purchase, use the bills. Modern cash registers don't have a place to put them and some younger clerks will think they're counterfeit.

ONLY do this to someone who has shown they deserve the treatment and don't have people in line behind you.

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 6:28:19 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

If you really want to mess with a cashier, go to the bank before your [purchase and get some 'deuces'. Most banks will have a small supply.

When you make your purchase, use the bills. Modern cash registers don't have a place to put them and some younger clerks will think they're counterfeit.

ONLY do this to someone who has shown they deserve the treatment and don't have people in line behind you.

I've done that! To a particularly snarky lady at the local Walgreen's who, for some reason likes to fuck with me (I went in with a gift card and purchased some soda and snacks for a football game and wanted some cigarettes. She got on the phone, called the manager and pointed out that cigarettes couldn't be purchased with the gift card STORE policy, not company policy. I wound up getting an apology).

Anyway, I went in there with two $2 bills and a bunch of dollar coins, just to fuck with her. She's from another country and I don't think she had ever seen the bills. She was staring at them, running the little laser thingy they use to check for counterfeit bills. It was hilarious!

Of course, my only comment was: "The ink should be dry, by now?"

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 6:43:30 AM

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I'm not a sub but....I got a msg a short while ago from a "Dom" that wanted me to understand that no one with purple hair could really be a domme and that if I wanted him to he would be more than willing to remake me as the sort of woman men would listen to. I sent him a msg that was a polite thank you but that I felt he should know I stopped letting my dad tell me what to do with my hair some thirty years ago. He sent me back a msg that said that was most likely part of my problem and that I obviously needed a daddy. I sent him back a msg that said I held the opinion that his mother didn't hit him nearly hard enough, or often enough, as a child. He didn't msg me back after that.

*oh* and if you want to confuse a person....give some of those two dollar bills to a kid in a fast food place

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 6:52:32 AM

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I received a message from a guy telling me how much he loved big, voluptuous women. He also enjoyed my profile and was interested in talking with me further.

I read his well-written profile but I knew we were all wrong for each other. I wrote a polite message telling him that I didn't think we were compatible.

His response? "Fat ass pig - no wonder you're alone".

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 6:53:31 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: smartsub10

I received a message from a guy telling me how much he loved big, voluptuous women. He also enjoyed my profile and was interested in talking with me further.

I read his well-written profile but I knew we were all wrong for each other. I wrote a polite message telling him that I didn't think we were compatible.

His response? "Fat ass pig - no wonder you're alone".

Oh that is priceless!!!!!!!

I think I've probably gotten notes from the very same guy!

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 6:59:02 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: smartsub10

I received a message from a guy telling me how much he loved big, voluptuous women.

If a woman doesnt have curves, how the hell do you know where to put your hands?

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 7:00:11 AM

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quote:

*oh* and if you want to confuse a person....give some of those two dollar bills to a kid in a fast food place

My favorite (which I don't do intentionally, it just really bugs me when it happens), is when I give the cashier a bill that's too big, and some additional money.

Hypothetical:

The bill is $6.78
I give the cashier $22.03

The cashier takes the money, looks at, and freezes. "Uh, sir? This is a 20."

"Yes. I know."

"But, your bill was $6.78."

"Yes. I know."

My favorites are the ones who insist on giving me back the two ones, and the three pennies. Then they press "$20" on their register. Then carefully count out the change for the 20.

Then, when they try to hand it to me (you have to do this before they close the drawer), I hand them back the two ones, and the three pennies, and say "Now, can I have a ten, a five, and a quarter?"

(Don't do this if there's a line behind you.)

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 7:31:55 AM

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Master had an eccentric old millionaire client that gave him a $100 tip in $2 bills. They're in our vacation fund jar as we speak.

I had one guy on here call me fake because I wouldn't talk to him. He told me that he had found my profile on Fet Life and he was going to tell everyone on my friends list that I was fake. I told him to go for it.

Since, I know everyone on my friends list in real life and 99% of them have seen me naked.....it was vastly entertaining.

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 7:43:08 AM

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*goes in search of a fetlife profile

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RE: Fake as a Two Dollar Bill - 3/16/2012 8:24:14 AM

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I had someone from here call me a STUPID CUNT yesterday, he then blocked me and I was very sad.

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