ElanSubdued
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Having exchanged a number of cmails with Elan, I would be willing to bet the remaining funds from my paycheck that Elan is NOT a sock for anyone, nor are either of these dick obsessed newbies socks for Elan. Actually, I don't know about the newbies, but I do believe it's time for an announcement of Hannah McLeather proportions. In as much as it saddens me to cause the loss of your "paycheque" (oh, and sorry, I simply must side with the Brits on spelling too :-), I confess... I am indeed a sock and have been since arriving here. I have, in fact, felt this way since birth and, after much forethought and consultation, I started the conversion many years ago. The daily, rotating injections of nylon and polyester were murder at first - very painful. But now that I'm fully transitioned, life feels natural. My taught, knee-high, rainbow-striped torso may seem lavish and slightly trendy and capricious, however, underneath I'm the "me" I always dreamed of and I'm still somewhat shy about baring it all. Still, I do look rather smashing and sexy with thong sandals! Those who know me well have adjusted to my multifaceted, automatic-washer-friendly, nylon-acrylic personality and they know I have a softer inner cotton too. Double wash cycles do put me in a rather foul mood though. Be forewarned. Ah, but let's think happier thoughts. Mmmm. Toe cleavage. :-) E.
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