these7lives
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This reminds me of the time I was at the Y playing racket ball - in fact, I am pretty sure it's the same guy. Out on the courts there was some guy bragging about the size of his cock, what a great fuck he had given the "bitches" the night before...generally being an obtuse dude, but whatever... So there I am, in the shower and he walks in. And oh yes, I looked. And I saw it...barely peeking through the boundary of unkempt pubes was this ultra tiny thing with like twice the length in foreskin drooping out of the "pube pocket". I was there with my brother, and we busted out laughing - not being dicks or anything, but after all that cock bragging, it was just one of those 'no way! this is too good to be true!!" moments. Sure enough, he starts up a bragfest about how much ass he kicked on the courts. So, as we left I said "yeah, we know. We were in the court next to you." That being said: My cock is 46.52387582762865 of a measuring system I invented myself - but it's accurate to within 3 minutes. And I\ll just leave the ladies with that tantalizing little piece of info... What's that? You wanna know more? Well, of course you do! Let's just say it isn't long, but it sure is skinny! *crickets chirping*
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