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RE: Wannabes And Posers - 3/22/2012 2:53:36 PM   
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Sometimes that's where it's at. A toy is a guaranteed trip to fun land while I've had some lousy lays in my life. I'm sure we all have. Sometimes I just feel like holding up my rabbit vibrator and asking the profiles that I see concentrating on sexual attributes, "What have ya got on this?" For a women, if you're with a person the attraction is that you care about being with them somehow, if you don't, the toy can do more things for sure.

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RE: Wannabes And Posers - 3/22/2012 5:51:05 PM   
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I haven't met any. I do get mail from a lot of people I am not interested in nor compatible with but that doesn't mean they aren't real. It just means they aren't right for me.

The fact that the op is seeking someone young enough to be his daughter just for casual sex before he kicks her out again almost guarantees he isn't ever going to find one. For what you want op, which is a sex robot, I strongly suggest you hire an escort who won't be hurt by your disinterest in her as a person.

If actually you are seeking someone compatible whom the two of you can love, then you're going about it in exactly the wrong way. Your profile makes it sound like you want to order a pizza, not engage in a relationship with a real person. If it is not accurate, I suggest you fix it. If it is accurate, then you know why you aren't getting any takers.


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RE: Wannabes And Posers - 3/22/2012 6:12:34 PM   
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I get a good giggle out of them, and go along on my merry way

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RE: Wannabes And Posers - 3/22/2012 7:37:54 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP
The fact that the op is seeking someone young enough to be his daughter just for casual sex before he kicks her out again almost guarantees he isn't ever going to find one. For what you want op, which is a sex robot, I strongly suggest you hire an escort who won't be hurt by your disinterest in her as a person.

I haven't read his profile, but based on what people are saying, his best bet might be to call women off Eros or the Backpage, and say he's offering food, lodging and some annual salary, say $50k, for a sex slave position. That might even work here on CM. If he wants a woman to donate the flower of her youth to his cause, with nothing to set aside for her future, he's unlikely to attract anyone sane.

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RE: Wannabes And Posers - 3/24/2012 12:26:22 PM   
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You pit them against each other in some kind of deranged online gladiator battle. When two troll/spam/fake messages are sent to you, tell them you are very interested and prepared to give out your personal info, but to contact you on your other account (then give them each other's usernames).

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RE: Wannabes And Posers - 3/24/2012 12:49:34 PM   
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quote:

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You pit them against each other in some kind of deranged online gladiator battle. When two troll/spam/fake messages are sent to you, tell them you are very interested and prepared to give out your personal info, but to contact you on your other account (then give them each other's usernames).


*giggle* The ONLY downside I see to this is that you don't get to actually watch the fun. Unless you happen to give some sock puppet a name to one of their OTHER accounts and they are dumb enough to mention it to you. That would be fun in and of itself.

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RE: Wannabes And Posers - 3/24/2012 4:11:57 PM   
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But if it wasn't for all the fakes and posers, the "real" people wouldn't have anything to write about in their profiles. It's common knowledge that the best way to legitimize yourself and draw people into your profile is to complain about others.

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RE: Wannabes And Posers - 3/24/2012 4:39:09 PM   
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I've been on CM for many yeare and have run into more fakes and posers than I care to count. How do you handle them?

First of all, to CM. And, what makes you think they are fakes and posers? They may not be what YOU want, but they could be someone ELSE'S dream come true. To each his or her own.

Second, what you are looking for is a unicorn - a bisexual female submissive who is willing to join an already-established couple in a relationship. These unicorns are very elusive creatures. You can't prove they don't exist but you hardly ever find one right away either. They know this about themselves, so YOU need to update your profile to include what YOU can do for THEM. Make yourself appear more attractive to them. There are far more couples out there looking than there are unicorns and that's just the way it is.

Also, has anyone else noticed that, after his initial post here, the OP just....disappeared?

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RE: Wannabes And Posers - 3/24/2012 5:01:48 PM   
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I wonder why so many people who have "been on CM for many years" have such recent "Joined" dates.

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RE: Wannabes And Posers - 3/24/2012 7:29:32 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: aaron237

You pit them against each other in some kind of deranged online gladiator battle. When two troll/spam/fake messages are sent to you, tell them you are very interested and prepared to give out your personal info, but to contact you on your other account (then give them each other's usernames).


The most brilliant post I've seen in a while.


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