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DarkSteven -> My submissive's speech defect (3/27/2012 4:05:46 PM)

I have been training her to say "Thank you, Master. This worthless slave acknowledges that her existence pales beside Your greatness." Thus far, she's only gotten as far as "Thank you, Bastard."

She obviously has some kind of speech defect. Any suggestion?



ShaharThorne -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/27/2012 4:09:04 PM)

Spank her every time she says it.



GreedyTop -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/27/2012 4:12:05 PM)

and this is a problem...why?



LadyHibiscus -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/27/2012 4:12:44 PM)

I already like your sub.



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/27/2012 4:14:54 PM)

Its not a speech defect. You just cant seem to understand her accent. Or she has a cold. How dare you force her to submit to you while she is sick!!!



sappatoti -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/27/2012 4:30:44 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I have been training her to say "Thank you, Master. This worthless slave acknowledges that her existence pales beside Your greatness." Thus far, she's only gotten as far as "Thank you, Bastard."

She obviously has some kind of speech defect. Any suggestion?


Steven, I'm afraid you can only make that claim if you can honestly rule out that you don't have a hearing defect... or a comprehension defect. I believe your sub is saying exactly what you want her to say; you're just not hearing the words but replacing them (probably unconsciously) with the words you think she's saying.

[ducks]



ConfidencePlays -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/27/2012 4:32:22 PM)

I suggest you get used to it. ;)




SubvsSlave -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/27/2012 6:08:05 PM)

LOL, I think sappa has it right.



soul2share -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/27/2012 6:27:55 PM)

If I say it to ya, do I get a spanking too?

I'm with Hibbie....I love her tons! [:D] And Sappa has a pretty good point too......they say the hearing is the second thing to go! [8|]



yourdarkdesire -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/27/2012 7:37:07 PM)

are you sure she is not speaking in a foreign language? you know british english, aussie english and canadian english may sound like american english - but there are significant differences



Lucifyre -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/27/2012 7:43:26 PM)

*snork*

I love your Sub!

That hearing problem is an age thing FYI :)



hausboy -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/27/2012 8:00:03 PM)

Hey Steven!
I had that SAME speech defect!

(except mine was "Thank you, Sir. Asshole.")

I was miraculously cured. Turns out caning works wonders. Another miracle of modern medicine.



Hillwilliam -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/27/2012 8:02:35 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

If I say it to ya, do I get a spanking too?

I'm with Hibbie....I love her tons! [:D] And Sappa has a pretty good point too......they say the hearing is the second thing to go! [8|]

Actually, memory is the second thing to go.


I forget what the first was.[8|]



DaddySatyr -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/27/2012 8:31:41 PM)

I don't see the issue, here. I always insist that my lad(y/ies) always get the last word ... "Yes, Michael, Sir/Daddy."

It's imperative.



Peace and comfort,



Michael



ResidentSadist -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/27/2012 9:37:31 PM)

The speech defect vs hearing problems reminds me of...

-=Hearing Problems=-
An old man decided his old wife was getting hard of hearing. So he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked.

The Doctor said he could see her in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple, informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the dimensions of the problem.

"Here's what you do. Start about 40 feet away from her, and speak in a normal conversational tone and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

So that evening she's in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room, and he says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."

"Honey, what's for supper?" No response.

So he moves to the other end of the room, about 30 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?" No response.

So he moves into the dining room, about 20 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?" No response.

On to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?". No response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?"

She says, "For the fifth time, chicken!"



stef -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/27/2012 9:54:37 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I have been training her to say "Thank you, Master. This worthless slave acknowledges that her existence pales beside Your greatness." Thus far, she's only gotten as far as "Thank you, Bastard."

She obviously has some kind of speech defect. Any suggestion?

Is her name Ranja?



myotherself -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/27/2012 11:13:52 PM)

I have a similar problem.

My doctor says it's an issue caused by lack of sugar, and that every time I say it I should be fed chocolate.

It didn't work for me, but it might work for your sub.



Phoenixpower -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/28/2012 3:45:42 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hausboy

Hey Steven!
I had that SAME speech defect!

(except mine was "Thank you, Sir. Asshole.")


oh hausboy, thank you for that phrase, I might use it when Mr A pops over in approx. may[:D]

Stevie...now..working with challenging kids lemme tell you...it's not her...it's you...you need to change your didactic and methodic of getting your point accross to your lady[:)]

Some weeks ago a colleague got that fact when dealing with moi....he said
"this flowers could be chucked out now as they are done..."
I ignored his wish and said "I actually like them how they are as they still hold together and look like flowers in old paintings..."
following that he most likely thought "she doesn't get me...lemme try this again" and said " you could buy a new bunch of flowers tomorrow and replace this ones with new ones..."

Well...as that was obviously so important to him...I then gave in[:D]



GreedyTop -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/28/2012 6:20:31 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: stef


quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I have been training her to say "Thank you, Master. This worthless slave acknowledges that her existence pales beside Your greatness." Thus far, she's only gotten as far as "Thank you, Bastard."

She obviously has some kind of speech defect. Any suggestion?

Is her name Ranja?


*snort*



Marc2b -> RE: My submissive's speech defect (3/28/2012 6:27:13 AM)

That's what happens when you buy your slaves at the Dollar Whore. Next time go to Slaves-R-Us... a little more expensive, but worth it.

"I wanna be a Slaves-R-Us dom."



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