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master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 4:42:36 PM

boromasteruk

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Ok I have a high sex drive with a twisted mind j need a local.slave to use and abuse as and when I Want and need..no.limits is good as I am rough, flithy and perverted. Inbox me local whores

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 5:04:12 PM

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Welcome to the discussion side of CM, where we are all equals. Think of the message boards as a kink-friendly pub where we talk about stuff kinky and non.

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 5:12:14 PM

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There's no such thing as "no limits".

Good luck.

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 5:25:24 PM

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Stop reading porn and get out and meet REAL people, okay?

Oh, and "no linit slaves" are on aisle three, right next to the "quality leather toys for cheap."

If you're a bottom looking for the rich Dom/Dommes (which will keep you as you'd like to be kept,) they are on aisle four, right next to the "rich house slaves that will come to your house for nothing and do it all (and do it in the nude.) Sorta like Merry Maids w/o charge, and you get to pick color, gender, age, build, etc.

Welcome to CollarChat - there's LOTS to be learned here! (And one of your first lessons is to NOT demand sex. You are in the majority, dude, so behave like it.)

BTW: All, and I mean ALL, the messages flooding into your "Inbox me local whores" are SCAMS! Be very, very careful!

edited for teeny, tiny typo in punctuation.

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 5:27:46 PM

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quote:

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Stop reading porn and get out and meet REAL people, okay?

Oh, and "no linit slaves" are on aisle three, right next to the "quality leather toys for cheap."

If you're a bottom looking for the rich Dom/Dommes (which will keep you as you'd like to be kept,) they are on aisle four, right next to the "rich house slaves that will come to your house for nothing and do it all (and do it in the nude.) Sorta like Merry Maids w/o charge, and you get to pick color, gender, age, build, etc.

Where do they keep the slaves who want to be caged 24/7?

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 6:26:29 PM

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High sex drive doth not a Master make. That said, welcome to collarme and I hope you learn much here.

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 6:37:27 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: boromasteruk

Ok I have a high sex drive with a twisted mind j need a local.slave to use and abuse as and when I Want and need..no.limits is good as I am rough, flithy and perverted. Inbox me local whores

Wow......you have a "twisted mind J need a local.slave"....and you're looking for someone flithy.

With "no.limits".

And (of course) you're rough...which (I presume) means you're just a nasty RAD motherfucker.

GAWDAMN that makes me HOT!!!!!!

I'm flithy too (but I don't tell that to a lot of chics....don't want to be terribly presumptuous you know)

I bet the "local whores" are gonna line up for you.

I'd recommend setting up a numbering system 'cause son of a fucking bitch man...you're gonna have 'em lined up.

Line up whores....THIS IS the one you've been looking for!!!!!

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 6:38:42 PM

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O's girl - are you looking to pick one up, or just planning to go to that isle and hang out?

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 6:40:39 PM

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quote:

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes
Stop reading porn and get out and meet REAL people, okay?

Oh, and "no linit slaves" are on aisle three, right next to the "quality leather toys for cheap."

If you're a bottom looking for the rich Dom/Dommes (which will keep you as you'd like to be kept,) they are on aisle four, right next to the "rich house slaves that will come to your house for nothing and do it all (and do it in the nude.) Sorta like Merry Maids w/o charge, and you get to pick color, gender, age, build, etc.

<snipped>

Where do they keep the slaves who want to be caged 24/7?

PLUUUUEEEEEEEZZZZZE ! ! ! !

In the basement, of course.... They need to be kept there because they will wither under the bright lights of the store.

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 6:46:14 PM

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ORIGINAL: tsatske

O's girl - are you looking to pick one up, or just planning to go to that isle and hang out?

I just thought it would be fun to poke them with a stick.....

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 6:48:25 PM

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Since you require a "no limits slave" do you return the favour by having no limits? Fair is fair!

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 6:52:27 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: tsatske

O's girl - are you looking to pick one up, or just planning to go to that isle and hang out?

Caribbean isle, or Hawaiian, or Greek, or..... OMG.... Lance was in Key West once upon a time... we'll just say "last century" and leave it at that. The dummy took his leathers AND wore them, thinking, "Oh, I'm sure the tempertature will fall quickly and I'll be comfortable soon." Did I say, "Dummy"? LOL!

I handcuffed a local to the bar - you know the rounded pipes setting off the waiter's station. Turns out "local" was bartender's BF.... ::: SIGH ::: to be young again...

BACK TO THE SUBJECT, LANCE...
Er, 'um, yes, Ma'am (remember MODS spelled backward is Sadistic DOM! )

Try building a reputation and make sure you stand out from the crowd, but in a good way. Not too many female-sluts compared to the number of wanna-have-a-slut men.

AND WATCH OUT FOR SCAMS!!! Even tho' I said that before, it bears repeating.

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 6:59:49 PM

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So you "need" a slut? Well, as grandma would say, "People in Hell 'need' ice water."

HEY! Here's an idea.... be gender specific -or- NOT. Men are pigs. A blow-job is a blow-job. Plenty more "beat me, man" males out here than women. Try it, you'll like it.... and maybe you'll come across one of my boys and they'll report you to me and THEN the fun begins! ! ! !

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 7:01:37 PM

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Hello? Did you disappear?
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And just when I was getting "wound up" as they say in England.

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 7:11:28 PM

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Again, no limits
Think chainsaws and drinking lye
Dream the fantasy

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 7:15:08 PM

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I was flithy once, too. Now I'm flithy-four.

Welcome to CM.

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 7:26:41 PM

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Welcome to CM...

I know there was a post somewhere on the internet that if you tell them what you want they will come....

I'm guessing you've read this post, yes?

It doesn't really work

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 8:24:34 PM

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So what isle are the filthy/local whores on?

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 8:54:30 PM

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quote:

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I was flithy once, too. Now I'm flithy-four.

Welcome to CM.

There's now little candles so that you can spell out anything on the b'day cake. Mine a cupolue weeks ago said "STILL GOING AT SEXTY-TWO" and then the bastards wanted ME to give the cake a blow-job! HMMMPH!

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RE: master here needing local no limit slave - 4/11/2012 10:34:32 PM

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The OP is local to me and I'm whore-ty sex.....wonder if I qualify?

OP - seriously, get out there. Meet people. There is a munch in your town...get your horny ass down there and meet some real people. I promise you the kinksters in your area are friendly and welcoming!

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