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desertdancer -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:04:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin quote: ORIGINAL: desertdancer ....do you think it's possible to orgasm on command while eating a subway sandwitch and being punished at the same time? Yes, but only while hopping on one leg and rubbing the top of your head clockwise while rubbing your stomach counterclockwise. What OH NO!!! I can only hop on one foot while rubbing the top of my head COUNTERclockwise and rub my stomach clockwise, while doing the hokey pokey, I'm dyslexic.... Why are there ten commandments of Gor and not eleven? Could'nt they think up ONE more rule?

Vendaval -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:04:54 AM)
No, but it is possible to orgasm on command while being eatin in a 3 way sandwich and being punished at the same time. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: desertdancer ....do you think it's possible to orgasm on command while eating a subway sandwitch and being punished at the same time?

HarryVanWinkle -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:05:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CERCKL this damned thread is about percussion, will you try to stay ON topic please... C <PERK> Percussion? Who's got the canes?

desertdancer -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:06:53 AM)
Oh what the feck, you mean i didn't have to be singing 'money for nothing'? Shooot thats why I couldn't orgasm on command, thank you Vendaval * Tries agian* Oooh yes thats niiiice mmmmmmm quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval No, but it is possible to orgasm on command while being eatin in a 3 way sandwich and being punished at the same time. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: desertdancer ....do you think it's possible to orgasm on command while eating a subway sandwitch and being punished at the same time?

Wulfchyld -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:08:10 AM)
Re: What a tiger feeds on.... Pickled cow brains and slimy crickets in clam sauce.

mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:09:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld Re: What a tiger feeds on.... Pickled cow brains and slimy crickets in clam sauce. I think I have had too much Jello and Ice Cream....I'm feeling a little.....green........

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:10:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld Re: What a tiger feeds on.... Pickled cow brains and slimy crickets in clam sauce. He probably would if you gave it a fancy name and didnt tell him what it was.... [:'(] ( I think my stomach is no longer in the right position either... lurch lurch lurch roll heave lurch lurch )

desertdancer -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:11:10 AM)
YES!! You guess it right Loki, you are now the PROUD owner of a pic of Tiger roped up and dripping with want and longing, what a lucky lucky man you are, Oh and your free order of Pickled cow brains and slimy crickets in clam sauce is on the way to your table, hope your hungry !

Wulfchyld -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:11:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin I think I have had too much Jello and Ice Cream....I'm feeling a little.....green........ Dear feeling green, Put on some spock ears and shave off all that extra eyebrows and head to your nearest TrekCon. Loki

mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:12:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul ( I think my stomach is no longer in the right position either... lurch lurch lurch roll heave lurch lurch ) Come on RS...let's go lie down................

Wulfchyld -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:12:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: desertdancer YES!! You guess it right Loki, you are now the PROUD owner of a pic of Tiger roped up and dripping with want and longing, what a lucky lucky man you are, Oh and your free order of Pickled cow brains and slimy crickets in clam sauce is on the way to your table, hope your hungry ! Oh slurp!

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:13:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin quote: ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul ( I think my stomach is no longer in the right position either... lurch lurch lurch roll heave lurch lurch ) Come on RS...let's go lie down................ ok... lets go * holds muh tummy n follows erin*

mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:14:19 AM)
Dear Loki........ I will have you know that I do not have extra eyebrows....or extra hair growing anywhere for that matter.....I am very hygienic!!!!!

desertdancer -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:15:09 AM)
POLL: Master is going to publicly punish me and put up a pic of me in my punishment what would you most like to see? 1. Miss piggie tickling my toes with a feather? 2. Me having to go down on a fragle rock puppet? 3. Me tired up with or without panties? 4.Hung upside down and swinging from a tree while butterflies lick sugar from my body? VOTE now, 'cause I'm due for a good punishment!

Vendaval -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:16:10 AM)
(Hands mist and RS some Pepto-Bismol and a couple of soft pillows. Rest well girls... Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin quote: ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul ( I think my stomach is no longer in the right position either... lurch lurch lurch roll heave lurch lurch ) Come on RS...let's go lie down................

Wulfchyld -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:16:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin Dear Loki........ I will have you know that I do not have extra eyebrows....or extra hair growing anywhere for that matter.....I am very hygienic!!!!! Dear hygienic, You will be the envy of the Vulcan wannabe's. So are they naturally Vulcan or did you get lazer done?

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:17:42 AM)
I dont know about you but... Poll: what should I do to find a Master just for me .....? Doms only reply oh wait I mean everyone too....

Wulfchyld -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:17:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: desertdancer POLL: Master is going to publicly punish me and put up a pic of me in my punishment what would you most like to see? 1. Miss piggie tickling my toes with a feather? 2. Me having to go down on a fragle rock puppet? 3. Me tired up with or without panties? 4.Hung upside down and swinging from a tree while butterflies lick sugar from my body? VOTE now, 'cause I'm due for a good punishment! Hmmm.... can you add "tormented by an angry badger?"

Vendaval -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:18:14 AM)
Fear Factor! Bugs for the money and your kink for free! Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld Re: What a tiger feeds on.... Pickled cow brains and slimy crickets in clam sauce.

mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:19:25 AM)
Have you ever heard of sugar waxing? Well it's kind of the same principle but I don't have to apply any sugar because I'm so sweet.

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