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mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:45:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle
Why is nobody answering my question about getting a PA for my birthday?


Hey, I'll give you my nipple ring....as soon as Gauge gets back from the hospital and tells me how to get it out...........




Wulfchyld -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:45:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle

Wrong.

Why is nobody answering my question about getting a PA for my birthday?


Because the people of PA don't want to move.




Vendaval -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:47:45 PM)

Best way to change a vanilla ice cream cone is to deep fry
your ice cream, Mexican style!
 
Vendaval




mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:48:35 PM)

Can anyone tell me the difference between a sub and a slave?




desertdancer -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:49:20 PM)

Oooh I LOVE the crunchy shell the fried ice cream gets, yum yum yum !




Wulfchyld -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:50:45 PM)

A slave is that neat little extra hard drive in your PC, a sub is one of many different sandwiches you can get at subway, ask Jarred.




desertdancer -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:51:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Can anyone tell me the difference between a sub and a slave?





A sub is a sandwitch and a slave is someone who can get sandwitched by her Master and his friend and has no say in the matter? Yeah, I think thats it...

TPBM likes sub sandwitches




Reflectivesoul -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:51:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Can anyone tell me the difference between a sub and a slave?


Ask a Switch.....




mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:53:13 PM)

I'm soooooooooo confused. The only thing I know for sure from those answers is that I DON'T want to be eaten by Jared!




Wulfchyld -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:54:57 PM)

Jared, rumor has it, has a 9" tongue from teeth to tip.




desertdancer -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:55:11 PM)

WHy does Master eat subway sandwitches while punishing others but doesn't punish me?




Vendaval -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:55:58 PM)

Yeah, it would be really embarrassing to have your sex life with
the Subway Boy all over the news.
 
Vendaval

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin
I'm soooooooooo confused. The only thing I know for sure from those answers is that I DON'T want to be eaten by Jared!




mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:56:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Jared, rumor has it, has a 9" tongue from teeth to tip.


ummm......it's a girl perogative to change her mind right?????




HarryVanWinkle -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:56:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Can anyone tell me the difference between a sub and a slave?


Sure, one's a boat that works under water, the other's a person who works for nothing.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:57:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: desertdancer

WHy does Master eat subway sandwitches while punishing others but doesn't punish me?


For truly brutal punishment your Master should send you to me.




mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:57:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: desertdancer

WHy does Master eat subway sandwitches while punishing others but doesn't punish me?


Because "Y" has a tail....that's why




desertdancer -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:59:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: desertdancer

WHy does Master eat subway sandwitches while punishing others but doesn't punish me?


For truly brutal punishment your Master should send you to me.



But I never got the map to Lokiwood....

....do you think it's possible to orgasm on command while eating a subway sandwitch and being punished at the same time?




mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:01:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: desertdancer

....do you think it's possible to orgasm on command while eating a subway sandwitch and being punished at the same time?



Yes, but only while hopping on one leg and rubbing the top of your head clockwise while rubbing your stomach counterclockwise.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:01:33 AM)

You never e-mailed your request.

quote:

....do you think it's possible to orgasm on command while eating a subway sandwitch and being punished at the same time?


Um..... it is possable. Come over we will work on it.




mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/5/2006 12:02:48 AM)

Oh yeah....and I almost forgot...you have to be humming Dire Straits "Money for Nothing" at the same time....and that really is the most important part....helps to get you in the rhythm.




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