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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/24/2006 1:11:18 PM   
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They have gone all squinty watching ur nanas

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/24/2006 1:14:58 PM   
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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/24/2006 1:15:04 PM   
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One more fucking step and the banana gets it!
 
######Pulls out grenade#####
 
Everyone return to your seats! This means you Loki.... and you better share any panties you get with me.
 
OK... everyone seems to like the dog... so, maybe it is time to look for something else to hold hostage.
 
Would everyone behave if I were to endanger a turnip?

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/24/2006 1:16:29 PM   
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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/24/2006 1:25:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		Are You talking about a human turnip?
i htink there are a few of those around and ... oh wait, You wanted behaving ... as in the opposite of misbehaving?
Maybe if You promised to endanger me i could find a "good girl" brain cell or two.
:;giggle::

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/24/2006 1:39:24 PM   
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One more fucking step and the banana gets it!
 
######Pulls out grenade#####
 
 
OK... everyone seems to like the dog... so, maybe it is time to look for something else to hold hostage.
 
Would everyone behave if I were to endanger a turnip?



but why would You wanna hurt the poor bananas Sir Gauge??? what they ever do to You?? and what would we ever do without them??( what?? no more banana splits?)

and what about the poor humble turnip??? poor turnip.............

goes to my ickle corner to cry over the poor lowly squashed bananas and blown up turnips

this brings back all those horrid nightmares i had when the poor milk spilled

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/24/2006 3:25:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		uhhhhh turnip issues .. hmmmmmm I think someones got more issues the Gauge ..... and that hard to believe ... *sees a wire and decides that will look nice on a guitar* ... ANYONE mind ?

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/24/2006 3:38:03 PM   
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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/24/2006 3:42:15 PM   
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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/24/2006 3:43:24 PM   
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That's a tricky way to get someone to beg ::wink::

::crawls under the nearest table shiverring with anticipation::
Oooohhhh, Master will not be happy with little bits of His property icky and dripping all over ... well not *that* kind of dripping anyway.

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/24/2006 3:50:51 PM   
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 another devious plot of subs on a hijacked post .... dammmmmmmmmmmmm

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/24/2006 5:26:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s

dam the fake subbies telling a Dom not to touch something .... wheres Loki when you need him ... and who stoled the monkeys


Sir Gauge is threatening to smash the bananas, blow up the turnips, benji monkeynapped the monkey, and Your threatening to pull "the wire", and bathing Your monitor with Your beer..............


hope this helps catch You up on things Sir

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/24/2006 6:24:28 PM   
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That sounds like a lot of fun to lick clean
::smile::

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/25/2006 12:17:50 AM   
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OK! ATTENTION! Enough of this flirting and silliness about rescuing poor defensless bananas and turnips. No beer baths and don't you dare touch that wire or I swear you will regret the very day you were born. OK... maybe not the very day you were born. Maybe several days after. Months? No? Hmmmm... years? Fine... I will think of something for you to regret but don't touch that wire. I have it attached to a fucking machine (I had better clarify that... it's not a fucking machine as in a bad machine it is a fucking machine as in a machine that fucks) that has seven large vibrating dildo's mounted on it. I am looking for the sub that can handle all of that and still maintain a look of abject terror at the current hostage situation.
 
One last thing... someone tell me something that I can blow up so I can get everyone to behave.
 
#####Blows dog whistle#####
 
Here Benji!!! Come on... I got a nice beef bone if you come over here!

< Message edited by Gauge -- 6/25/2006 12:30:45 AM >

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/25/2006 12:24:07 AM   
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runs fer the hills at the sight of Sir's 7 headed monster f*cking machine

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/25/2006 12:35:21 AM   
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One last thing... someone tell me something that I can blow up so I can get everyone to behave.
 


*Jumps up and down waving his hands*
 
Oo OO I know! Let's blow up a Fakey Fakerton, that will fix them!
 
*Reflects on his pubic hair counting skills*
 
Um... a different Fakey Fakerton. I am your confederate in the hostage crises!
 

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/25/2006 12:44:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		Sir Wulfchyld?? wouldnt You rather have marshmellow tidbits blown all over kingdom come??

the thought of having to clean up itty bits of fakity fakes..........errrr .......ummmmmm......welll.....nuff said lol

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/25/2006 12:45:13 AM   
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passes Sir Gauge a marshmellow to shoot.... with His uzi .....errrr i mean blow up....then.............


A MARSHMALLOW? Are you daft? I am the founding member of the Free The Marshmallow's Campaign and Trust Fund... or if you choose you can just refer to our catchy acronym FTMCTF. OK... maybe it isn't so catchy.

All over the globe there are countless marshmallows languishing in their little plastic prisons just waiting for the day when they will be forcefully yanked out of their cells and roasted over an open inferno and perhaps even put together with chocolate and graham crackers. Some evil, heartless bastards actually place baby marshmallows into a boiling hot chocolate and torment them by stirring them around in circles until their fragile little bodies melt away into a frothy bath of death.

I could get graphic now and tell you about marshmallows that get placed in microwaves, but I fear the reaction you will have if I detail their extermination.

No my dear, marshmallows will not be blown up. They are to be set free. In fact... I am still taking this thread to Cuba, but I will not release everyone until all my little white cylindrical friends are exonerated and allowed to roam the countryside like all marshmallows were intended to do.  

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/25/2006 12:58:18 AM   
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Status: offline 		respectfully reading Sir Gauge's words.....turns my head to give attention to Sir Wulfchyld masterfully sipping His delish frothy cuppa hot coco and noticing the creamy white melted marshmellow mustash........peers back to Sir Gauge..........runs back into the hills to keep from the impending fallout....

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RE: Thread to Cuba - 6/25/2006 1:10:36 AM   
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Huh? Get in the back of the bus girl!

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