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RE: Thread to Cuba - 6/25/2006 1:21:02 AM

mtumwawaBwana

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

*wipes off marshmallow froth*

Huh? Get in the back of the bus girl!

but but but Sir Wulfchyld??what ever will i say to my Master? how will i ever explain to Him of my perilous predicament as i sit in the back of the over laden bus filled with marshmellows pleading their freedoms , overly zealous dancing bananas seeking their 15 minutes of fame on the CM theatre, and the poor defenseless turnips, not to mention all the subbie/slaves and Masters? how will i explain my being in cuba???
i don't wanna miss my Masters collaring party...........

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RE: Thread to Cuba - 6/25/2006 1:23:38 AM

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... four hundred, five hundred, and six hundred. Okay, your Master has paid us in full to haul you to Cuba, now go sit down all back of the bus like.

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RE: Thread to Cuba - 6/25/2006 1:28:35 AM

mtumwawaBwana

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there is no room for me in the bus....way way too many marshmellows, bananas, and turnips......

the tires are buldging from the weight of them all.......

one good bounce on one of those cuban potholes.....and the bus will go boom boom

may i please take the train or plane???

humming to myself a gleefull tune...:"the wheels of the bus go boom boom boom.....boom boom boom...boom boom boom...the wheels of the bus go boom boom boom ....all through the cuban town"

< Message edited by mtumwawaBwana -- 6/25/2006 1:31:40 AM >

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RE: Thread to Cuba - 6/25/2006 1:32:04 AM

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Seems like bound, gagged and tied to the bumper is the obvious solution.

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RE: Thread to Cuba - 6/25/2006 1:37:08 AM

mtumwawaBwana

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whimpering as i dial my Masters phone number....

i just know my Master will not forsake me ,,,,i just know it

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/25/2006 2:59:26 AM

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

######Fires several rounds from an uzi into the air#######

OK! ATTENTION! Enough of this flirting and silliness about rescuing poor defensless bananas and turnips. No beer baths and don't you dare touch that wire or I swear you will regret the very day you were born. OK... maybe not the very day you were born. Maybe several days after. Months? No? Hmmmm... years? Fine... I will think of something for you to regret but don't touch that wire. I have it attached to a fucking machine (I had better clarify that... it's not a fucking machine as in a bad machine it is a fucking machine as in a machine that fucks) that has seven large vibrating dildo's mounted on it. I am looking for the sub that can handle all of that and still maintain a look of abject terror at the current hostage situation.

One last thing... someone tell me something that I can blow up so I can get everyone to behave.

#####Blows dog whistle#####

Here Benji!!! Come on... I got a nice beef bone if you come over here!

LEAVE ME . . . urm. . . I mean. . . LEAVE BENJI ALONE!!!!!

YA WANNA BLOW SOMETHING UP???

TRY CANADA!!!

THAT DAMN MAPLE LEAF FLAG JUST PISSES ME OFF!

ANNE MURRY PISSES ME OFF. . . AND SHANIA TWAIN. . . AND CELINE DION!

PLEASE BLOW CANADA UP!

AND THEN LET ME TRY OUT YOUR FUCKING MACHINE! please!

I will beg!

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RE: Thread to Cuba - 6/25/2006 3:06:43 AM

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(Hands Loki rope, a gag and a hood)

There you go Captain!

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Seems like bound, gagged and tied to the bumper is the obvious solution.

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/25/2006 3:15:11 AM

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(Starts rounding up all of the female slaves/subs/bottoms/switches
into 3 lines. 1st line for the fucking machine. 2nd line for giving
blow jobs to Gauge so he will calm the fuck down. 3rd line for
whatever Loki wants to do with them.)

Alright you tempting little vixens, get in place and assume the
position for your next task!

Gauge, no need to blow anything up. Just chill with the girls,
kick back, get blown and watch the fucking machine do it's work!

Vendaval

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

Fine... I will think of something for you to regret but don't touch that wire. I have it attached to a fucking machine (I had better clarify that... it's not a fucking machine as in a bad machine it is a fucking machine as in a machine that fucks) that has seven large vibrating dildo's mounted on it. I am looking for the sub that can handle all of that and still maintain a look of abject terror at the current hostage situation.

One last thing... someone tell me something that I can blow up so I can get everyone to behave.

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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/25/2006 10:47:45 AM

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/25/2006 10:56:17 AM

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AHHHHHHHHHH the monkeys are back .. they go in line 3 please ......

Gauge .. might I suggest some bankers or politicians to blow up .. they are all useless as the hind tits on a boar hog .......

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RE: Thread to Cuba - 6/25/2006 12:40:15 PM

Gauge

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quote:

Seems like bound, gagged and tied to the bumper is the obvious solution.

You know... I like the way you think. I won't harm you if you promise to forsake your marshmallow consumption.

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/25/2006 12:42:38 PM

Gauge

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quote:

LEAVE ME . . . urm. . . I mean. . . LEAVE BENJI ALONE!!!!!

YA WANNA BLOW SOMETHING UP???

TRY CANADA!!!

THAT DAMN MAPLE LEAF FLAG JUST PISSES ME OFF!

ANNE MURRY PISSES ME OFF. . . AND SHANIA TWAIN. . . AND CELINE DION!

PLEASE BLOW CANADA UP!

AND THEN LET ME TRY OUT YOUR FUCKING MACHINE! please!

I will beg!

I normally don't take requests, but I might make an exception. Is that red hair in your picture? If it is... well, we will have to negotiate in private.

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/25/2006 12:46:54 PM

Gauge

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quote:

(Starts rounding up all of the female slaves/subs/bottoms/switches into 3 lines. 1st line for the fucking machine. 2nd line for giving blow jobs to Gauge so he will calm the fuck down. 3rd line for whatever Loki wants to do with them.)

Alright you tempting little vixens, get in place and assume the position for your next task!

Gauge, no need to blow anything up. Just chill with the girls, kick back, get blown and watch the fucking machine do it's work!

Wait one second. You mean all I had to do was be heavily armed and willing to take this thread down in a massive ball of flames and I would get sex?

####Scratches Head####

I must be dumb for not thinking of this sooner.

< Message edited by Gauge -- 6/25/2006 12:47:51 PM >

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/25/2006 12:47:40 PM

txpet

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::scratches her head in confusion::

This white sticky stuff all over my face ... umm, is it marshmallow guts or is it ......??

::runs her fingers in it and licks them::

OH!

::Ahem::

Which line did i just get out of and where does the other line start??

i think i'm a bit shaky and disoriented.

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/25/2006 12:51:20 PM

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There is nothing worth blowing up in Canada ...
Toronto? The rest of the country would throw a party ...
Vancouver? Montreal? See Toronto
Uh the SKyTrain! (is above ground, nice try tho)
Toronto subway ... They're always on strike anyway ... You'd do the city a flavour.
Parliament buildings? (You mean we HAVE those?! really - wow ... cool!)

All we've got up here is beaver dams and ponds ... we call blowing that up - FISHING.
Don't forget to bring yer watery yankee beer up to EH, it's well documented how much of a hard time y'all have holding down the strong stuff.
Kisses n squishes

*I am SUCH a snot* ... (chuckles)
XxoxX

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/25/2006 6:22:50 PM

Wulfchyld

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Beaver!!! Did someone say beaver?

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/25/2006 9:59:33 PM

LaTigresse

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beaver??? I dunna but I have lots of port.........

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/26/2006 1:58:01 AM

Wulfchyld

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Packing all my StarTrek DVD's and going to Iowa for a LaTigresseCon.

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Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/26/2006 9:24:10 AM

LaTigresse

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must be a longggggggg drive

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RE: Booby trapped benji - 6/26/2006 10:07:26 AM

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Star trek !!
Far from me to judge but tell me u dont go to the conventions lol?

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