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Wulfchyld -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 10:53:52 PM)

Shyt RS, wur just funnerin around. No need fer all da violens.




mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 10:54:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul
* swats benji with a rollerded upper newsespaper... tries gian myssis kraks Loky *
 
thats that thar gooderded ingich


.........and this is a perfect example of what too MANY pills will do!!!




CERCKL -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 10:54:57 PM)

quote:

Damn it people!  Will you get with the program here!
Get back on track or loose your pants and get ready
to take an ass whipping!
 
Vendaval


Hijack your own thread ok, nobody said anything about yard gnomes with lymph problems now did they?

C




Wulfchyld -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 10:55:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Damn it people!  Will you get with the program here!
Get back on track or loose your pants and get ready
to take an ass whipping!
 
Vendaval



No soup for you!




CERCKL -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 10:56:04 PM)

Is the soup vegan???

C




mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 10:56:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Damn it people!  Will you get with the program here!
Get back on track or loose your pants and get ready
to take an ass whipping!
 
Vendaval



No soup for you!


Does this mean I have to put my pants back ON????




Wulfchyld -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 10:57:14 PM)

Rabbit!




Vendaval -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 10:57:41 PM)

Speaking of bunny rabbits, funny you mention them.
One of the absolute worst dates of my entire life with
was a younger guy who was like a bunny rabbit.  He
was really eager and excited, and kept cumming way
too soon, as in, as soon as it was out of his pants.
 
I never even got that penis near anything but my hand.
Luckily he could get hard over and over again.
But it didn't do a lick of good 'cause Bunny Rabbit
Boy just came in the bathtub, all over the sheets,
all over the towels, all over the place.
 
Everywhere but on or near Me.
 
Vendaval


quote:

ORIGINAL: CERCKL

quote:

Rabbits always


I have two rabbits...could we please leave them out of this?
Thanks,

C




Reflectivesoul -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 10:57:51 PM)

nope erin but c'mere I gots sumfin for ya ..... heh




Wulfchyld -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 10:58:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Does this mean I have to put my pants back ON????


*Slams on brakes*

WHOA!!!!!!

*crawls through monitor*




Gauge -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 10:59:22 PM)

No one returns my email. Who the fuck are these submissives that don't fucking return a dominant's email.

You all are fake and not true dominates or subbiees.

Drumming is fun except they get hit in the head a lot. Get it? Drum? Head? Nevermind.

I just sent $4,000 to someone in Nigera for plane fare and a place to stay before they come to live with me. What should I do to get ready for them to move in?

The good news is that your hair is on fire and the dog is gnawing your thigh.

You scored a 147 IQ. You is now tha mostest smartestest persom in da hole wurld.

This current post is for all those people that are bi-polar and are in a manic phase.

I got anal beads stuck inside of my sub. Should I wait until nature takes its course or shall I take them to the hospital?

9/11/2001 conspiracy theories are all over the place and here is another one.

TPBM has no fucking idea what TPBM means.




mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 10:59:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Speaking of bunny rabbits, funny you mention them.
One of the absolute worst dates of my entire life with
was a younger guy who was like a bunny rabbit.  He
was really eager and excited, and kept cumming way
too soon, as in, as soon as it was out of his pants.
 


I didn't know you dated my ex husband.........




Wulfchyld -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 10:59:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Speaking of bunny rabbits, funny you mention them.
One of the absolute worst dates of my entire life with
was a younger guy who was like a bunny rabbit.  He
was really eager and excited, and kept cumming way
too soon, as in, as soon as it was out of his pants.
 
I never even got that penis near anything but my hand.
Luckily he could get hard over and over again.
But it didn't do a lick of good 'cause Bunny Rabbit
Boy just came in the bathtub, all over the sheets,
all over the towels, all over the place.
 
Everywhere but on or near Me.
 
Vendaval



Had a Hare trigger did he?




Vendaval -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:01:07 PM)

Hey, I have the best recipe for cream of onion soup.
You can use it for a sauce or a dip or a glaze or just
in a nice, porcelain soup tureen with home-baked
croutons and some parmesan cheese shredded on top.
 
Vendaval

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld
No soup for you!




mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:01:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul

nope erin but c'mere I gots sumfin for ya ..... heh


Fer widdle "ol me??????? [sm=mrpuffy.gif]

Ok...be right there....I have to get Loki some towels for his nose that just hit the windshield.




mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:05:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

I got anal beads stuck inside of my sub. Should I wait until nature takes its course or shall I take them to the hospital?



Hospital...immediately....and while you're there would you please ask them what is the best way to "unstick" a stuck nipple ring?????




Wulfchyld -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:06:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

No one returns my email. Who the fuck are these submissives that don't fucking return a dominant's email.


Um..... *points at mist*

quote:

You all are fake and not true dominates or subbiees.


I feel so exposed.

quote:

Drumming is fun except they get hit in the head a lot. Get it? Drum? Head? Nevermind.


Hmmm..... Prozak?

quote:

I just sent $4,000 to someone in Nigera for plane fare and a place to stay before they come to live with me. What should I do to get ready for them to move in?


I good collection of movies and books come to mind. I wouldn't try holding your breath you would be sorely missed.


quote:

The good news is that your hair is on fire and the dog is gnawing your thigh.


Hmmm..... Michael Jackson meets benji

quote:

You scored a 147 IQ. You is now tha mostest smartestest persom in da hole wurld.


CRANKY!!!!

quote:

This current post is for all those people that are bi-polar and are in a manic phase.


Ah ha!!!! It is prozak.

quote:

I got anal beads stuck inside of my sub. Should I wait until nature takes its course or shall I take them to the hospital?


Call AAA.

quote:

9/11/2001 conspiracy theories are all over the place and here is another one.


Holy shyt!!!! It's not 2001?

quote:

TPBM has no fucking idea what TPBM means.


Um... true! no wait.... false! no wait..... Maybe.


Ooops.... I almost killed Guage. Man my popularity would have dropped lower than 0... wait, lower than the zero it is now.




Vendaval -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:06:18 PM)

Pants!  Who the blazes in this forum wears pants?! Huh?
I am sitting here nice and naked in front of My computer
with the fan on and a body builder slave; who is hung like
a stallion loves to eat pussy.
 
Loincloths I say!  Or kilts! Or just bare it all to the world!
Anything but those damn pants!
 
Vendaval

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin
Does this mean I have to put my pants back ON????




mistoferin -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:08:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

No one returns my email. Who the fuck are these submissives that don't fucking return a dominant's email.


Um..... *points at mist*



Nuh uh.....it was RS....




Reflectivesoul -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:10:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

No one returns my email. Who the fuck are these submissives that don't fucking return a dominant's email.

You all are fake and not true dominates or subbiees.

Drumming is fun except they get hit in the head a lot. Get it? Drum? Head? Nevermind.

I just sent $4,000 to someone in Nigera for plane fare and a place to stay before they come to live with me. What should I do to get ready for them to move in?

The good news is that your hair is on fire and the dog is gnawing your thigh.

You scored a 147 IQ. You is now tha mostest smartestest persom in da hole wurld.

This current post is for all those people that are bi-polar and are in a manic phase.

I got anal beads stuck inside of my sub. Should I wait until nature takes its course or shall I take them to the hospital?

9/11/2001 conspiracy theories are all over the place and here is another one.

TPBM has no fucking idea what TPBM means.


what do you expect for an answer from a one lined e-mail, gawd get a grip....
 
and stop masturbating on the OTK thread you sick bastad! it was after all started because I only seek the truest of true subs that will understand that I'm the Domly DOm of their dreams and because I am all real...
 
Drumming their head! How dare you hurt your submissive like that! You should be burned in hell!
 
I'm sorry but your Nigerain sub actually belongs to Domly Dom and he just needed some extra cash to get the surgery so he can be all that he can be....
 
The bad news is now you have massive scarring and a huge gaping wound on your thigh...
 
Call Me Tiger!
 
Bi-Polar isnt that something you use when you want to fuck both holes on a sub?
 
No no to remove the anal beads put on long gloves... lube them really good.... and go fichin!
 
False TPBM Knows what it is though [:D]




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