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Vendaval -> RE: Hijacking Posts (6/4/2006 11:16:13 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Gauge
No one returns my email. Who the fuck are these submissives that don't fucking return a dominant's email.
Teenagers with bad skin pretending to be women.
You all are fake and not true dominates or subbiees.
Kiss me arse!
Drumming is fun except they get hit in the head a lot. Get it? Drum? Head? Nevermind.
Hey, drummer do it with rhythym!
I just sent $4,000 to someone in Nigera for plane fare and a place to stay before they come to live with me. What should I do to get ready for them to move in?
After the authorities find the long lost corpse of Jimmy Hoffa.
The good news is that your hair is on fire and the dog is gnawing your thigh.
A bar-b-que, a new hair-do and your best friend humping your
leg, a fun time for all!
You scored a 147 IQ. You is now tha mostest smartestest persom in da hole wurld.
Quick! Call Bill Gates!
This current post is for all those people that are bi-polar and are in a manic phase.
Whaddya-mean-I-talk-too-fast-for-you-to-follow-directions! Huh!
You-put-your-right-foot-in-you-put-your-right-foot-out-you-put-
your-right-foot-in-and-you-shake-it-all-about!
I got anal beads stuck inside of my sub. Should I wait until nature takes its course or shall I take them to the hospital?
Well Gauge, since the anal beads are a family heirloom passed down
through the generations, you go to a museum and have them use
the X-rays like for the mummys. Just use ether to knock out the
sub and then an ole rusty medical scalpel to open up the abdominal
cavity and extract your fortune.
9/11/2001 conspiracy theories are all over the place and here is another one.
You must be smart to remember a particular date so many
years ago.
TPBM has no fucking idea what TPBM means.
WTF is your problem dude? Stop with all this passive-agressive
attitude, like it is a major downer.
Vendaval
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