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gooddogbenji -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 7:43:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross

That doesn't make sense- why wouldn't you start at 6:66?



Cuz that leaves no prep time!  The virgins need to be sacrificed then.  So you start at 12:01, tie them up, spit roast the kittens, rob some grannies, hit up Denny's for breakfast, get back in time for the kittens to be well done, get started on lunch - sandwiches - then after lunch, go for a walk to relax, enjoy the scenery, then come home and sacrifice them.

Then the bar opens.

Yours,


benji




HisTicia -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 7:53:49 AM)

Okay... I have the perfect Master..the love of my life....am moving to a totally new place..and will have the life I have only dreamed of, now the world is going to end...
 
That pretty much figures........




pahunkboy -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 7:54:14 AM)

Easy to fix. 

Profuse masterbation should work.    !




RiotGirl -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 8:54:32 AM)

chuckles!  You freaks!  The world doesnt END tomorrow.. but tomorrow is the begining of the end!  Woo hoo!  Armagedeon!!  Been dreaming of it for like 10 yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars.  woo hooo.  heh

tomorrow benji will rise....  and in 7 years well.. after the plagues and trumpets that sound.. yay boy

can one er sacrifice a few ppl?  some of em been getting on the tits. 

"humssssss"  see the future.... and... LAM WILL be cumming tomorrow.....

ah yes.  It never failes.. and one is always right




NakedOnMyChain -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 9:51:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: NastyDaddy
One more day until 666... 06/06/06

Don't miss it... won't happen again until 06/06/2106 and I know you'll miss that one.

What will you be doing on 666, what will happen on 666 and how will 666 affect your ability to reason?

hmm... I still have some extra spare batteries left over from when Y2k hit us... so I'm good.


I'm going apartment hunting.  What more demonic, loathsome activity can you think of?




Gauge -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 9:59:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lashra

We are ALL gonna die! So Hell be prepared to recieve us... 

Just kidding[:D]

I'll be working as usual, well, unless we all really do die..

~Lashra


So... does this mean that work isn't hell?




Gauge -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 10:01:13 AM)

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I'm going apartment hunting.  What more demonic, loathsome activity can you think of?


Talking to my ex-wife.




NCSilverWolves -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 10:05:07 AM)

Oh that's just great... tomorrow... 6/6/6....... MY DAUGHTER TURNS 13!!!!!!!!!!!

Double whammy here!!!!!!!!!....lmao....

She's having a blast knowing her birthday falls on Devil Day.... got the whole party scene set up with Goth... punk... vampire (her lifestyle not mine...lol).... So she's excited... and i'm going nuts.... glad i'm not worried....[&:][&:]

(ask that all pray for me though...lmao)




Moloch -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 10:08:21 AM)

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going apartment hunting. What more demonic, loathsome activity can you think of?


Voting For Hillary Clinton




Blooddraken -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 10:08:44 AM)

scholars are thinking the actual translation is 616




NakedOnMyChain -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 10:14:10 AM)

LOL.  Ok, Ok.  I get the point.

It's still not much fun.  I suppose it could be construed as optimistic, though.  Looking for a new place to live next month means there will be a next month, and all that jazz.


Edited to add this wonderous link.  Try not to spit anything on the computer screen.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/7114/emoday2az.jpg




NastyDaddy -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 11:22:29 AM)

Annually In Germany most observe 11111111... (11:11:11:11), as the 11th minute of the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month arrives... so does Fasching season, a time for many when women are not held accountable for their actions and often granted total immunity for any sins committed during Fasching.

Perhaps 6:6:6:6:6 should be a warmup for 6:11:11:11:11 and become a global tradition. There are variances of Fasching, some observe it for 24 hours, some for several days, and some for 11 full days...

Could they know something we don't yet?



     




BitaTruble -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 11:48:11 AM)

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I'm going apartment hunting.  What more demonic, loathsome activity can you think of?


I'm there with ya. Himself and I have two appointments tomorrow to look at houses. ::sighs:: I hate moving, but in this case, it's going to be worth it.

Celeste




MasterRenegade77 -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 12:27:14 PM)

Now someone please tell Me why I should give a flock...
To Me it's just another day & date on My calender!!!




sweetbbwsub31 -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 12:45:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

I predict that I'm going to have an orgasm on 06/06/06.


That's an easy prediction. You can do it yourself.




Saint -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 1:03:01 PM)

Lets see, what will I be doing.. Getting my material for my summer college classes in the morning. Bitching out the VA for taking so long in getting paperwork around that I need. Setting high demands with the state labor board for my personal protection from a former employer at 1 pm, getting a hair cut at 2:30 pm, going clothes shopping for my new job later on. Hmm, that about sums up my daemonic day tomorrow.




siouxie -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 1:12:23 PM)

i'll be working - second day at a new job...!




Moloch -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 1:41:16 PM)

Ill be flying in poor visibility!!!




NCSilverWolves -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 1:58:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MasterRenegade77

Now someone please tell Me why I should give a flock...
To Me it's just another day & date on My calender!!!




Careful Renegade..... you might actually relax and have fun.... crack a smile.... then you'll ruin your reputation.




champagnewishes -> RE: 666 (6/5/2006 1:59:10 PM)

I'm thinking tomorrow is going to be a very lucky day for me...the last months haven't been overly great...it's about time for a change... 




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