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DesFIP -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 9:44:35 AM)

I had to get my kid to upload a picture of Passover desserts to my facebook page. It used to be easy. I don't know if fb made changes or my antivirus wouldn't let the photos be accessed. When hitting a technological problem, I call a teenager.




Kaliko -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 9:45:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Okay, would you like for us to become Food Lesbians together? Because I would. Yep.



LOL - It's not completely out of the question.

I do have a thing for sex and food. But I've posted once or twice about that in the past and y'all got all squigged out on me. But sure, I put it all in a pretty presentation and partner it with sex and everybody wants breakfast. Nice. :)




Kaliko -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 9:47:21 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

All I want to know is if you have a brother that's just like you?



Actually, from what his wife tells me, ... yes.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 9:52:53 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Okay, would you like for us to become Food Lesbians together? Because I would. Yep.



LOL - It's not completely out of the question.

I do have a thing for sex and food. But I've posted once or twice about that in the past and y'all got all squigged out on me. But sure, I put it all in a pretty presentation and partner it with sex and everybody wants breakfast. Nice. :)


*I* got squigged out? That's pretty rare! True that I am not into sploshing as such, but food is a HELL YEAH! And I like being a plate. And I like to lick.




Kaliko -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 9:55:01 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Okay, would you like for us to become Food Lesbians together? Because I would. Yep.



LOL - It's not completely out of the question.

I do have a thing for sex and food. But I've posted once or twice about that in the past and y'all got all squigged out on me. But sure, I put it all in a pretty presentation and partner it with sex and everybody wants breakfast. Nice. :)


*I* got squigged out? That's pretty rare! True that I am not into sploshing as such, but food is a HELL YEAH! And I like being a plate. And I like to lick.



No, not you specifically. I don't remember who, exactly. It was awhile ago. Different crowd, maybe. LOL - perhaps that was my Facebook page. Maybe that's why it never took off.




RedMagic1 -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 10:02:48 AM)

Holy smokes, Kaliko. That OP got me more sexually interested in you than anything else you've ever posted. Not kidding at all.

It's a shame you have that "long term relationship or nothing" thing going on. I could make you yellow curry lamb for dinner, with organic vegetables and sesame rice.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 10:07:23 AM)

Um. Redmagic? Hi. [;)]




RedMagic1 -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 10:08:42 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Um. Redmagic? Hi. [;)]

Oh, beautiful, in some alternate quantum universe we are tying each other up and boinking like fiends.[8D]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 10:10:30 AM)


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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Um. Redmagic? Hi. [;)]

Oh, beautiful, in some alternate quantum universe we are tying each other up and boinking like fiends.[8D]


Sigh. And there you were in Chicago all that time...




Hillwilliam -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 10:32:25 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Okay, would you like for us to become Food Lesbians together? Because I would. Yep.



LOL - It's not completely out of the question.

I do have a thing for sex and food. But I've posted once or twice about that in the past and y'all got all squigged out on me. But sure, I put it all in a pretty presentation and partner it with sex and everybody wants breakfast. Nice. :)

I've always thought a lovely lady serving as a human sushi bar would be hot.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 10:34:29 AM)

Yes, that's why being a plate is appealing! I'm good at lying still! [;)]




ashjor911 -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 10:56:55 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
I've always thought a lovely lady serving as a human sushi bar would be hot.


dear god... its hot




LaTigresse -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 11:29:20 AM)

I prefer a female dessert bar myself...

Being the chocoholic I am and all.




TNDommeK -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 11:31:18 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

I own a waffle iron and I know how to use it.

(maybe that'll get me some companionship for the weekend)



You sound like a sadist,lol.




Hillwilliam -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 11:32:38 AM)


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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

I own a waffle iron and I know how to use it.

(maybe that'll get me some companionship for the weekend)



You sound like a sadist,lol.

You say that like it's a bad thing.




Musicmystery -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 1:19:57 PM)

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A little enticement. I come with breakfast in bed...organic egg white omelet with organic baby spinach, uncured nitrate-free bacon, and crumbled feta cheese, toasted homemade whole wheat bread, a beatiful, juicy, organic orange, and of course, fresh coffee.


Well, if there's coffee.

But you'd come before breakfast in bed.

;-)




FrostedFlake -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 1:50:22 PM)

FF's quickest breakfast recipe.

1/4 cup yogurt. Flavored or not.
1/4 cup mixed nuts.

Stir and enjoy.




LaTigresse -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 2:22:52 PM)

I have to add fruit also.




MsSylverdawn -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 2:36:29 PM)

My favorite breakfast ever....

Irish cut oatmeal, irish butter, good quality irish cream, and a shot of baileys on top... served next to homemade brown bread, honey, two perfectly poached all natural brown eggs. Homemade yogurt and wild strawberries. It came with black pudding, mushrooms, grilled tomato, irish bacon. Never been beat ... sighes...




Iamsemisweet -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/24/2012 3:33:13 PM)

Oysters.  Bacon.  Eggs. Onions.  Orgasm on a plate, Ron.  Better than a blow job.
quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

And.........wtf is a hangtown fry?




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