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Kirata -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/26/2012 3:49:53 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

It's just a little eggs and milk. Really, anybody can do it. :)

Oooo, I can microwave an egg if that counts! [:D]

K.




ashjor911 -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/26/2012 5:34:16 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Awareness

Dude, how many lines are you in?




what do you care..... line police my ass




Musicmystery -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/26/2012 5:36:46 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

It's just a little eggs and milk. Really, anybody can do it. :)

So your eggs, a little white milky liquid...

I'm in!




Aswad -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/26/2012 11:00:07 PM)

Breakfast... hot chick... unusual interests... what's the catch? [:D]

IWYW,
- Aswad.






FrostedFlake -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/26/2012 11:27:11 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Aswad

Breakfast... hot chick... unusual interests... what's the catch? [:D]

IWYW,
- Aswad.




New Hampshire.




LaTigresse -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/27/2012 4:02:48 AM)

I've never been. Is it a less than desirable location?




Hillwilliam -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/27/2012 5:13:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I've never been. Is it a less than desirable location?

Depends on that time of year. In the winter, it's colder than a brass tampon.

I hear summer came on a tuesday last year.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/27/2012 5:18:12 AM)

Dang, Hilly. Colder than a brass tampon. Brilliant!




Kaliko -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/27/2012 5:51:39 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I've never been. Is it a less than desirable location?

Depends on that time of year. In the winter, it's colder than a brass tampon.

I hear summer came on a tuesday last year.


Hey, hey...New Hampshire has no income tax, no sales tax, no helmet law, no seatbelt law, guns, fireworks, and our liquor stores are right on the highway. "Live Free or Die." The license plate alone is worth the frigid winters. Four seasons, beautiful foliage, mountains, and a short drive to Boston. And we have scantily clad submissive women waiting to serve a hot breakfast. Don't knock it. :)




LadyHibiscus -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/27/2012 5:53:24 AM)

There is also oceanic access which means LOBSTAH.




LaTigresse -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/27/2012 7:04:18 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

There is also oceanic access which means LOBSTAH.


That right there is worth suffering some of the previously mentioned negatives.




ResidentSadist -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/27/2012 8:54:31 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Kaliko


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

What can you make me for Lunch??? Can you make quiche lorraine?



Yes, quiche too. Four of them. :)

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OK.... I'll be your breakfast chef so you and Hibby can be food lezzies in the morning if you'll make lunch!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/27/2012 10:45:15 AM)

As long as there will be NO VOMITING. I know what you're like, RS.




ResidentSadist -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/27/2012 1:13:06 PM)

Jesus.. that shrimp story is decades old. I can't believe it is still echoing around. OK... no deepthroat puking.

Hey wait... why did you think of that? Does that mean oral sex is on the menu?
[:D]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/27/2012 1:29:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Jesus.. that shrimp story is decades old. I can't believe it is still echoing around. OK... no deepthroat puking.

Hey wait... why did you think of that? Does that mean oral sex is on the menu?
[:D]


We are talking about KALIKO. You KNOW how she is about the peen!

(me? how are you with teef? jaw surgery, yanno.. limited mobility, lots of spirit!)




Kaliko -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/27/2012 2:30:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus


We are talking about KALIKO. You KNOW how she is about the peen!





LOL - Yes, and I am so much about "the peen" that I don't believe I could ever bring myself to call it "the peen." There will be no cute nicknames for any man parts in my kitchen!



Ha - that makes it sounds like I have man parts in my kitchen.

Sigh....I don't.








LaTigresse -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/27/2012 2:41:15 PM)

The man parts in the kitchen sounds very, wicked and kinky. All of those sharp knives, weapons of destruction and cookery.

I am having visions of my tenderizing mallet in your hands...




Kaliko -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/27/2012 2:46:11 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

The man parts in the kitchen sounds very, wicked and kinky. All of those sharp knives, weapons of destruction and cookery.

I am having visions of my tenderizing mallet in your hands...



Aagh! Cease and desist! Cease and desist! Take it to the dick-beating thread, lady. :)




LaTigresse -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/27/2012 2:49:08 PM)

Oh hell no.........I am not getting close enough to beat one myself!

Cue in evil music........random dude Kaliko has the hots for tied to her kitchen table..........cutting board placed strategically..........




Kaliko -> RE: For anyone who might be considering sleeping with me... (4/27/2012 2:59:18 PM)

Ugh. Can we go back to talking about Resident Sadist's vomiting tendencies? Please?




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