BitaTruble -> RE: Girlfriend abducted near Atlanta, Georgia being kept as sex slave noncensually, please help (5/16/2012 3:55:26 PM)
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ORIGINAL: ModTwentyOne We're not real big on saving people from themselves. Sadistic Mod Bitches. You'd just leave us to flounder, cut open, bleeding, tears from the pain and torment streaming down our faces.. ruining our mascara. ::is it getting warm in here.. or is it just me?:: Heartless. Just heartless. Thank god though.. I have seen the Cap'n Save-a-Ho brigade lurking in the parts, so at least we have somewhere to turn. Oh crap.. this is completely off topic! Ack! Okay.. wait.. wait... um.. I have a cell phone! It's out of power so I can't tap, tap, tap out any messages. Um.. I don't have a land line and the front door is locked (okay, from the inside, but still!!) Umm.. oh, I may be in the middle of a kidnapping. I'm not sure. When Himself comes home, I'll ask, but for now.. assume the worst. I'm in a living room, so it shouldn't be too much truble to find me. There's a tree outside. I'm pretty sure I'm not in Atlanta, but the town I'm in does begin with an A.. at least I think it does.. my eyes ain't what they used to be. Um.. Oh, I may be pregnant with triplets and I know who two of the fathers are but I'm not sure of the third, so any help anyone can give me would be appreciated. Ack! Almost forgot.. I ran out of Depends, so this is an EMERGENCY. ::wonders if that's enough to avoid the gold:: The topic is flights of fantasy, right? Or did I get confused. Can I play the menopause card here?
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