RE: Girlfriend abducted near Atlanta, Georgia being kept as sex slave noncensually, please help

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mnottertail -> RE: Girlfriend abducted near Atlanta, Georgia being kept as sex slave noncensually, please help (5/16/2012 4:14:12 PM)
she may be texting this, asshat...think about her.....if she is short of minutes or low on battery................ask her at the same time if she has other slaves there and if she knows the office hours of the local pd and can she dial 911? Get it all in there dude!!!! She could be tongueless right now, or outside on a smoke break, we don't know!!!! we don't know!!!

BitaTruble -> RE: Girlfriend abducted near Atlanta, Georgia being kept as sex slave noncensually, please help (5/16/2012 4:21:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BKSir Bita, do I need to call the police there as well, to see if only your parents can file a missing persons report? I have my cell phone right here, and a metric assload of minutes, so I have no problem with this. Noooooooooo.. don't call the police! I.. ::sniff:: I have no parents. They were killed in freak accident while base jumping. It seems that if you only jump out of a 2nd story window, the chute doesn't have enough time to deploy. Okay.. okay, I admit .. I am lying. Um.. They did jump out of the second story window.. but they didn't die. Both of them broke their legs though.. so, of course, I had to shoot them. So, nooooooooo.. do NOT call the police! The lye ain't done with its business yet. Can't you.. you know.. just send me some money or something? Western Union? I have a pay pal account.. you could just deposit directly into it. I can use the money to make my escape.. (or, you know, go see The Avengers).

BKSir -> RE: Girlfriend abducted near Atlanta, Georgia being kept as sex slave noncensually, please help (5/16/2012 4:26:35 PM)
That's a great idea, you can treat your captor to the movie and escape while there! :D Also, OP, I'm waiting, to find out if you need more help.

OsideGirl -> RE: Girlfriend abducted near Atlanta, Georgia being kept as sex slave noncensually, please help (5/16/2012 4:43:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble quote: ORIGINAL: BKSir Bita, do I need to call the police there as well, to see if only your parents can file a missing persons report? I have my cell phone right here, and a metric assload of minutes, so I have no problem with this. Noooooooooo.. don't call the police! I.. ::sniff:: I have no parents. They were killed in freak accident while base jumping. It seems that if you only jump out of a 2nd story window, the chute doesn't have enough time to deploy. Okay.. okay, I admit .. I am lying. Um.. They did jump out of the second story window.. but they didn't die. Both of them broke their legs though.. so, of course, I had to shoot them. So, nooooooooo.. do NOT call the police! The lye ain't done with its business yet. Can't you.. you know.. just send me some money or something? Western Union? I have a pay pal account.. you could just deposit directly into it. I can use the money to make my escape.. (or, you know, go see The Avengers). Well, if you can get him to take you on an outing to the VFW, I can arrange for a friend to wait in the parking lot....

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Girlfriend abducted near Atlanta, Georgia being kept as sex slave noncensually, please help (5/16/2012 4:45:40 PM)
Good luck with all of that OP. For someone with a college degree to misspell 'w a r r a n t', (as well as a dozen more spelling blunders than I have time to address now)...I shudder to think what passes for higher education these days. It's been epic, folks. I'm off to the pool, ta...

VideoAdminGamma -> RE: Girlfriend abducted near Atlanta, Georgia being kept as sex slave noncensually, please help (5/16/2012 4:59:18 PM)
Fast reply All things good or bad must come to an end. Thank you for being a part of CollarMe, VideoAdminGamma

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