RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master"

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littlewonder -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/17/2012 6:27:52 PM)
that's why I said all of them but one...number 3. The others are really not all that difficult if it's just within your own home, except my knees on the wood floor <cringe>. Hopefully I cann talk him into buying knee pads.

LanceHughes -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/17/2012 6:46:42 PM)
I'm thinking 1, 2, and 3 are redudant if 4 is followed, no? ---------- Along those lines ----------- I know a straight Master/slave couple that has one rule. Master's one rule is, "Make me happy." When you think about it, all those "protect the property," and really, everthing else, parses into that. 24/7/365 M/s with the occasional BDSM play. Love his "aftercare" which is, "Get me a beer, bitch." ------------------------ ETA: quote: ORIGINAL: littlewonder that's why I said all of them but one...number 3. The others are really not all that difficult if it's just within your own home, except my knees on the wood floor <cringe>. Hopefully I cann talk him into buying knee pads. But, but.... "protect the property" applies. He should give you the proper equipment so that you can do the best job possible, no? P.S. Lance keeps a "guest" pair in his toy bag. In gay-speak, those are called "San Francisco slippers."

Lucifyre -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/17/2012 8:28:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes P.S. Lance keeps a "guest" pair in his toy bag. In gay-speak, those are called "San Francisco slippers." SNORT

Whiplashsmile4 -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/17/2012 8:44:29 PM)
Shame on me for having exposed my kinks upon others... (damn, I forgot how tough the message board group really is). lol

crazyml -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/17/2012 10:57:52 PM)
Me too.... So whilst my cuntometer always goes off when I read stuff like that I have to remind myself that it's not that he's wrong, just that he's wrong for me. But even better, he's also wrong for the kind of sub woman I'd find attractive - to whit the kind of sub woman who'd think that a 22 y/old "master" making demands like that is being a leettle bit cunty.

MasterSlaveLA -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/17/2012 11:39:38 PM)
The AGE of this person has little to do with anything... I've seen this same idiocy from 30, 40, and 50 year olds as well.

LadyConstanze -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/17/2012 11:45:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Actually, I know some dogs that would fit the bill perfectly, if he's not hung up on getting a human. And they wouldn't be his intellectual superiors either. Well, not by much. Please don't insult my dogs...

littlewonder -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/18/2012 12:26:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes I'm thinking 1, 2, and 3 are redudant if 4 is followed, no? ---------- Along those lines ----------- I know a straight Master/slave couple that has one rule. Master's one rule is, "Make me happy." When you think about it, all those "protect the property," and really, everthing else, parses into that. 24/7/365 M/s with the occasional BDSM play. Love his "aftercare" which is, "Get me a beer, bitch." ------------------------ ETA: quote: ORIGINAL: littlewonder that's why I said all of them but one...number 3. The others are really not all that difficult if it's just within your own home, except my knees on the wood floor <cringe>. Hopefully I cann talk him into buying knee pads. But, but.... "protect the property" applies. He should give you the proper equipment so that you can do the best job possible, no? P.S. Lance keeps a "guest" pair in his toy bag. In gay-speak, those are called "San Francisco slippers." Thank you! At least someone agrees with me. lol protect property but break it in I think is his view hehe At least he let's me kneel most times on the rug instead of the floor by the couch. So much more comfortable.

DesFIP -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/18/2012 5:18:46 AM)
On the up side. If you're on all fours, then he's doing all the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning and so on. All of which can't be done while lying in a dog bed. (where I'm sure the sub would sleep). Plus he'd have to get his own beer.

immoral -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/18/2012 6:16:21 AM)
4.SLAVE MUST BE DRESSED IN WHITE AT ALL TIME LIKE ALL OTHER DOMESTIC APPLIANCES 5.KNEEL BITCH just saying.[8D]

OsideGirl -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/18/2012 7:02:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA The AGE of this person has little to do with anything... I've seen this same idiocy from 30, 40, and 50 year olds as well. Very true. quote: 1. Slave will be naked at all times; the exception being her collar. 1) Even if the "slave" never left the house, this wouldn't be possible. Friends and family visit, some of which are children. Repair men come to do repairs. The Fedex guy delivers and requires a signature. 2) even in California, it would be damn chilly in the winter and it would cost you to keep the house at comfortable level for someone with no clothing and bare feet. 3) If this "slave" is cleaning the house, being naked would expose some pretty delicate parts to some pretty harsh chemicals. quote: 2. Slave will travel on all fours at all times. Permission must be given to stand on hind legs. 1) Crawling is slow, eventually you'll get impatient. 2) Difficult to carry things while crawling. If you expect to be served dinner or a drink etc, you're only making your own life more difficult 3) The knees will develop calluses which will be unattractive. 4) It's not possible to cook, do dishes, do laundry etc while on your hands and knees. quote: 3. Slave will be walked on a leash in public regularly. Rules 1 and 2 apply. 1) Unless you're in Europe....taking a crawling, naked woman for a walk on a leash would get you both on the sex offenders list for life in most of the US. (California lists Felony Public Nudity and Felony Assisting Public Nudity as offenses that qualify.) 2) Crawling outdoors without protection exposes the "slave" to lots of health risks starting with cuts... quote: 4. Slave will OBEY her Master. I can mostly go with this one with the exception that Master is not infallible. If he is incorrect in something, he expects me to speak up, rather than blindly obeying. It's a list from someone that doesn't have experience with a 24/7 relationship. It's unrealistic.

Marc2b -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/18/2012 7:41:47 AM)
You can always spot the profiles that were written before orgasm. As noted by others, age has little to do with such silliness but it is not irrelevant. Someone young enough can be excused for failing to see the dividing line between fantasy and reality because.. well... they're young. If they're still clueless when they're in their thirties or forties... then they're just pathetic. And I have nothing against fantasy... quite the contrary in fact. My philosophy is that if you're going to fantasize - GO FOR IT! There are no limits upon your imagination except those you impose yourself. My only caveat is that we should keep our eyes fixed on the dividing line between reality and fantasy. The obvious fantasy (at least to most of us) cited by the OP sounds like a lot of fun (I'm a big fan of nudity for the slave except collar and cuffs myself) but reality will fuck that up real fast. Public indecency laws put the kibosh on "walking the slave" fantasy. I love the sight of a kneeling naked woman and one of my favorite things to do is the quiet evening where she kneels naked while I relax in my chair and enjoy a glass of wine and peruse a volume of forgotten lore. Yet even before I got to enjoy this for the very first time I knew that my "slave will kneel and keep absolutely still until called upon to serve her master" fantasy wasn't going to cut it with reality. She's approaching fifty after all and it can be a little hard on the knees and long periods of kneeling can't be good for circulation so a cushion is provided when necessary as well as occasional stretch breaks. A slave who has been particularly pleasing will be excused from kneeling altogether and allowed to sit or lay to her comfort. As other have noted, it is a little hard to cook dinner (not always a good idea in the nude, another area where reality trumps fantasy) or do the laundry on all fours... but she can scrub the kitchen floor that way. [:)]

JanahX -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/18/2012 7:44:28 AM)
I often have to tell guys that are all full of cum to go fap off and then return to the keyboard when they can think. Too much cum build up can turn ANY man into a 13 year old Junior High School kid who has no control over his hormones. quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b You can always spot the profiles that were written before orgasm. As noted by others, age has little to do with such silliness but it is not irrelevant. Someone young enough can be excused for failing to see the dividing line between fantasy and reality because.. well... they're young. If they're still clueless when they're in their thirties or forties... then they're just pathetic. And I have nothing against fantasy... quite the contrary in fact. My philosophy is that if you're going to fantasize - GO FOR IT! There are no limits upon your imagination except those you impose yourself. My only caveat is that we should keep our eyes fixed on the dividing line between reality and fantasy. The obvious fantasy (at least to most of us) cited by the OP sounds like a lot of fun (I'm a big fan of nudity for the slave except collar and cuffs myself) but reality will fuck that up real fast. Public indecency laws put the kibosh on "walking the slave" fantasy. I love the sight of a kneeling naked woman and one of my favorite things to do is the quiet evening where she kneels naked while I relax in my chair and enjoy a glass of wine and peruse a volume of forgotten lore. Yet even before I got to enjoy this for the very first time I knew that my "slave will kneel and keep absolutely still until called upon to serve her master" fantasy wasn't going to cut it with reality. She's approaching fifty after all and it can be a little hard on the knees and long periods of kneeling can't be good for circulation so a cushion is provided when necessary as well as occasional stretch breaks. A slave who has been particularly pleasing will be excused from kneeling altogether and allowed to sit or lay to her comfort. As other have noted, it is a little hard to cook dinner (not always a good idea in the nude, another area where reality trumps fantasy) or do the laundry on all fours... but she can scrub the kitchen floor that way. [:)]

RemoteUser -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/18/2012 7:46:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JanahX I often have to tell guys that are all full of cum to go fap off and then return to the keyboard when they can think. Too much cum build up can turn ANY man into a 13 year old Junior High School kid who has no control over his hormones. aims (It's the little things in life...)

OttersSwim -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/18/2012 7:54:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: immoral 4.SLAVE MUST BE DRESSED IN WHITE AT ALL TIME LIKE ALL OTHER DOMESTIC APPLIANCES 5.KNEEL BITCH just saying.[8D] Gods, don't you hate those 70s slaves in avocado green?

RemoteUser -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/18/2012 7:57:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim Gods, don't you hate those 70s slaves in avocado green? From the 70s, or in their 70s?

OsideGirl -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/18/2012 8:13:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim quote: ORIGINAL: immoral 4.SLAVE MUST BE DRESSED IN WHITE AT ALL TIME LIKE ALL OTHER DOMESTIC APPLIANCES 5.KNEEL BITCH just saying.[8D] Gods, don't you hate those 70s slaves in avocado green? Or Harvest Gold?

Solarstone -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/18/2012 8:27:25 AM)
Not trying to be controversial. I've known some great ones with double PhD's and JD's at 24, 25. Some folks haven't two brain cells to rub together. That is, some 24/7-ers spout off with mouths hinged at both corners. And yet, some of these folks are just as disgusting-looking as their empty-suited rhetoric. Edmund Burke, theorist, statesman, and philosopher argued, “Man is a unique spiritual creature with a soul and a conscience bound by transcendent moral order developed through Divine Providence." de Tocqueville made a compelling case that it's "Better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies who's cupidity is satiated by the approval of their own conscience." But I digress.

RemoteUser -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/18/2012 8:29:27 AM)
From the very woodwork, I sez.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: From the profile of a 22 y/o "master" (5/18/2012 8:31:42 AM)
My slaves were turquoise, back in the day. Good times!

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