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ORIGINAL: OttersSwim


Gods, don't you hate those 70s slaves in avocado green?

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ORIGINAL: geekgamegirl

People with an obsession with kneeling/all fours at all times really make me think that they've never heard of housemaid's knee. Google it, yuuummy [:D] But then, there's probably some with an attraction to it, you never know....

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ORIGINAL: geekgamegirl

People with an obsession with kneeling/all fours at all times really make me think that they've never heard of housemaid's knee. Google it, yuuummy [:D] But then, there's probably some with an attraction to it, you never know....

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Screw the kneeling stuff. I want some cute little wiggly subbie butt in my lap.

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ORIGINAL: geekgamegirl

People with an obsession with kneeling/all fours at all times really make me think that they've never heard of housemaid's knee. Google it, yuuummy [:D] But then, there's probably some with an attraction to it, you never know....

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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

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ORIGINAL: MasterSlaveLA


The AGE of this person has little to do with anything... I've seen this same idiocy from 30, 40, and 50 year olds as well.

Very true.

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1. Slave will be naked at all times; the exception being her collar.

1) Even if the "slave" never left the house, this wouldn't be possible. Friends and family visit, some of which are children. Repair men come to do repairs. The Fedex guy delivers and requires a signature. 2) even in California, it would be damn chilly in the winter and it would cost you to keep the house at comfortable level for someone with no clothing and bare feet. 3) If this "slave" is cleaning the house, being naked would expose some pretty delicate parts to some pretty harsh chemicals.

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2. Slave will travel on all fours at all times.
Permission must be given to stand on hind legs.

1) Crawling is slow, eventually you'll get impatient. 2) Difficult to carry things while crawling. If you expect to be served dinner or a drink etc, you're only making your own life more difficult 3) The knees will develop calluses which will be unattractive. 4) It's not possible to cook, do dishes, do laundry etc while on your hands and knees.

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3. Slave will be walked on a leash in public regularly. Rules 1 and 2 apply.

1) Unless you're in Europe....taking a crawling, naked woman for a walk on a leash would get you both on the sex offenders list for life in most of the US. (California lists Felony Public Nudity and Felony Assisting Public Nudity as offenses that qualify.) 2) Crawling outdoors without protection exposes the "slave" to lots of health risks starting with cuts...

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4. Slave will OBEY her Master.

I can mostly go with this one with the exception that Master is not infallible. If he is incorrect in something, he expects me to speak up, rather than blindly obeying.

It's a list from someone that doesn't have experience with a 24/7 relationship. It's unrealistic.

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ORIGINAL: RemoteUser

I never made the Star Trek connection, but then that's because it was from the 60s.

Ahh, me and literalism. Here then is my morning FAIL.

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ORIGINAL: littlewonder

that's why I said all of them but one...number 3. The others are really not all that difficult if it's just within your own home, except my knees on the wood floor <cringe>. Hopefully I cann talk him into buying knee pads.

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ORIGINAL: punisher440

Kana,you could get knee pads with built in buffer pads so when she crawls across those wood floors she is polishing them at the same time.[:D]