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Seraphinna -> I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 6:27:34 AM)
Hello, I am Seraphinna, I am a resurrected Queen looking for slaves to bring me gold so that I can get on with my former duties, you will be at my disposal if I sniff a traitor. I was resurrected not so long ago and I NEED slaves in order for me to fulfil my roles, you will be rewarded by knowing you did your part for humanity by helping me in my quests. This is to be done via the internet slaves, my time is precious.

Kana -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 6:29:05 AM)
Speechless

Shininglight23 -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 6:30:50 AM)
I'm with Kana on this one..... There are no words.

Seraphinna -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 6:41:03 AM)
Haha why speechless? I am new to this

ashjor911 -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 6:41:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Seraphinna Hello, I am Seraphinna, I am a resurrected Queen looking for slaves to bring me gold so that I can get on with my former duties, you will be at my disposal if I sniff a traitor. I was resurrected not so long ago and I NEED slaves in order for me to fulfil my roles, you will be rewarded by knowing you did your part for humanity by helping me in my quests. This is to be done via the internet slaves, my time is precious. Welcome Your Majesty.. bow I did not know that Zombies have Queen... ?

Seraphinna -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 6:46:23 AM)
[/quote] Welcome Your Majesty.. bow I did not know that Zombies have Queen... ? [/quote] My body is very living, I am not a 'Zombie' My soul was simply transferred to another body. Anything else would of been to obvious[;)]

Kana -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 6:51:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Seraphinna Haha why speechless? I am new to this Chortles I'd tell ya, but I'm speechless

punisher440 -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 7:45:01 AM)
FP If this was any where else on the boards,I feel this one would have provided so much entertainment.But since it is in the intro section,I guess all I can say to the OP is welcome and good luck with that.[sm=doghouse.gif]

GreedyTop -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 7:47:04 AM)
yep... what Punisher said.

mnottertail -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 7:50:29 AM)
Welcome. Boris Karloff

DomMale46 -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 8:38:37 AM)
Well, welcome to the boards....

TNDommeK -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 9:49:10 AM)
Wait first I need to know if there is a "no snark rule" today.... Welcome OP

DesFIP -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 9:51:11 AM)
I'm familiar with Baron Samedi, a zombie. But had no idea there were other levels of nobility. Why are you looking for gold, shouldn't it be brains you need?

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 9:57:25 AM)
In the Intros section, there is a No Snark rule every day. OP, you seem to be confused. You are not "resurrected" if your soul was transferred to another body. That's called "reincarnation." Welcome to the forums - we'll set you straight on all manner of things. It will be quite educational for you. Enjoy. [:)]

FullCircle -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 10:03:23 AM)
.Errm what I meant was.. "hello there'

TNDommeK -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 10:14:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan In the Intros section, there is a No Snark rule every day. OP, you seem to be confused. You are not "resurrected" if your soul was transferred to another body. That's called "reincarnation." Welcome to the forums - we'll set you straight on all manner of things. It will be quite educational for you. Enjoy. [:)] (Dang it! No snarking sucks!!! But ok.) And yes, we are quite generous in that department.

ResidentSadist -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 10:31:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Seraphinna quote: Welcome Your Majesty.. bow I did not know that Zombies have Queen... ? My body is very living, I am not a 'Zombie' My soul was simply transferred to another body. Anything else would of been to obvious[;)] Okie dokie . . . you're in the UK and a resurrected queen. Queen Ann was the last queen over there if I have it right. Dear Anne, Since your ascendance to the throne in 1702 . . . there have been a few changes in the slavery laws and now they have that whole Geneva Convention thing that even gives prisoners certain rights. Slavery might not be all it is cracked up to be as you remember it. Being there are only a few hundred descendants sharing your considerable wealth and gold, you may find it more expedient to spend some cash and use employees to do your fetching. Employees can be much more predictable than any strapping young bucks you see fit and strong enough to burden the heavy load of fetching and carrying gold. From what I have seen, those TNG slaves can be ungrateful and demanding little bastards. Whereas with employees, you give them a coffee break and buy the donuts, they will love you for it. Despite your motto, things really aren't "always the same". Semper Eadem baby! Kalon Eric

MissImmortalPain -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 10:56:57 AM)
Welcome to the World Of Warcraft...oh, wait, sorry wrong site. Welcome to the Collarme Forum side.

DarkSteven -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 11:06:51 AM)
The Queen is dead. Long live the Queen!

TNDommeK -> RE: I NEED slaves (5/19/2012 11:31:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain Welcome to the World Of Warcraft...oh, wait, sorry wrong site. Welcome to the Collarme Forum side. Good one!

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