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You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 11:38:26 AM   
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Sent to me via e-mail today. I do not know whether the sender found it on-line or whether they wrote it themselves:

You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if:

1. You think Minimum Wage created unemployment:


quote:

“If we took away the minimum wage-if conceivably it was gone-we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.”
—Michele Bachmann


2. You believe gay marriage is a threat to national security:

quote:

”Isn’t that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?”
—Rick Santorum on supporting a Constitutional Amendment banning gay marriage


3. You think the ’60s caused AIDS:

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We had the 60s sexual revolution, and now people are dying of AIDS.”
—Christine O’Donnell

4. You think the liberal media is the greatest threat to America:

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”The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.”
—Rep. Lamar Smith


5. You think science supports Intelligent Design:

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“There are hundreds and hundreds of scientists, many of them holding Nobel Prizes, who believe in intelligent design.”
– Michele Bachmann


6. You don’t believe in global warming:

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“I absolutely do not believe in the science of man-caused climate change. It’s not proven by any stretch of the imagination…It’s far more likely that it’s just sunspot activity or just something in the geologic eons of time. Excess carbon dioxide in the atmosphere ‘gets sucked down by trees and helps the trees grow.”’
– Ron Johnson


7. You believe carbon dioxide is safe:

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”Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.”
—Rep. Michelle Bachmann


8. You believe the framers of our Constitution eliminated slavery:

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“…the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more.”
—Michele Bachmann speaking of the Constitution


9. You think it arrogant to be educated:

quote:

“President Obama wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob.”
—Rick Santorum


10. You think the BP oil spill was an unavoidable act of God:

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”From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented.”
—Rick Perry


11. You don’t believe geography is important:

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”Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in te Unitd States of America.”
—Texas Gov. Rick Perry


12. You don’t think American History is important:

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“He who warned uh, the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh by ringing those bells, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.”
—Sarah Palin



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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 11:44:27 AM   
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The first one just means you understand basic economics. I totally agree with the rest though.

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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 12:01:18 PM   
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The first one just means you understand basic economics.


No, it means you understand one element and then cut the rest of the course.

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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 12:41:01 PM   
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I understand the laws of supply and demand, but will someone please explain to me how paying someone more money from a company's profits creates more jobs. If an employer hired you to perform a job at a given rate, isn't that what you should be paid? You agreed to do the work for that price. If another employer is willing to give you more money for doing the same job, shouldn't you go and work for him? Your labor is your commodity to be sold at the price the market place will handle. If he's a good employer who treats his employees fairly, you'll probably stay. If you feel that an employer is treating you unfairly can't you leave, or file a complaint? Be advised of the over regulation and labor laws. Employers, shouldn't they treat their employees fairly? Most definitely! And pay them accordingly. A fair wage for a fair days work.

As a tradesman, electrician, I've often left one employer to work for another because they were offering a nickel more an hour. What responsibilities does the employee have in all of this? A whole lot, don't depend on the government for regulation. They only screw it up. If you think the goverment won WWII, you're wrong! It was industry, workers and the average Joe on the front lines. Not only do customers drive the market place, but so do employees. And if you think that doing shoddy work or sabataging an employer's product helps your cause, all it does is cause a customer to go elsewhere, and put you and others out of work.

Now someone tell me, how does it work to pay someone a wage above their skill level? Even a person who is out of college, educated above their intelligence, if they find a job has a minimum starting salary. If they don't perform they can look at taking a cut in pay!

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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 12:57:12 PM   
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You do understand that you just wrote a piece showing why minimum wages don't harm job creation, yes?

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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 1:49:42 PM   
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I understand the laws of supply and demand, but will someone please explain to me how paying someone more money from a company's profits creates more jobs.


If you pay your employees enough so that they can purchase your product after they have built it for you, they will care about the quality of your product and they will buy your product themselves, creating a greater demand. Then you will need to hire more workers (creating more jobs) to keep up with the increased demand.

If you pay your employees less so that they cannot afford to purchase your product after they build it for you, they won't care about product quality and they will produce an inferior product. With an inferior product, you will acquire a reputation for a crappy product and those who could afford your product will purchase your rival's product instead.

Henry Ford knew that when he started his first car factory and paid his workers much more than workers in other auto manufacturers' factories. He paid them enough that they could buy one of the cars they were making for him and they produced a quaity product because they knew they would be purchasing one of the cars they were building - and Ford became, in it's day, the biggest car manufacturer in the world.

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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 2:39:51 PM   
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I found these letters on my keyboard, and thought I might share them, and see what others think of them. I don't know if my fingers found this online, or they wrote it themselves.

You might be a modern, 21st century Liberal if:

1. You believe you understand completely what others believe.

2. You believe that conservatives and Republicans are evil incarnate.

3. You believe that all conservatives and Republicans are stoopid.

4. You believe that all conservatives and Republicans are criminals.

5. You claim to be understanding and open-minded, but aren't.

6. You think a straw-man argument is a respected and legitimate means of logical persuasion.

7. Your primary means of "winning' an argument is to ridicule, belittle, insult anyone who disagrees with you.

8. If you ridiculed Bush as a President and an individual, and claimed it was free speech and fair in politics, but you get offended when someone calls Obama names.

9. You use Hitler and Nazi analogies against your political opponents, but get offended when they are used against the people you support.

10. If you see racism in any disagreement.

11. You believe that large corporations and business are evil, and only the government can control them.

12. You've never heard of regulatory capture.

13. You don't see any differences in the political beliefs of a conservative and a libertarian.

14. You incorrectly think that you are the heir of classical liberalism.

15. You believe that rises in levels of carbon dioxide precede a rise in global temperatures.

16. You believe that "there ought to be a law".

17. You don't believe that Hitler was a socialist.

18. You fault capitalism for causing misery and poverty, but can't wait to go home from the protest and play a little more SkyRim.

19. And stop off at McDonald's and get a burger.

20. While driving your car.

21. In one of your many pairs of jeans, shirt and nice Reeboks or Nikes (or Skeechers).

22. And you text your buddies to join you on your Iphone.

23. And bring beer.

24. You will accept the "cultural differences" of Islam - where women are chattel and slaves - simply as a necessary part of "multiculturalism".

25. You think Christianity - where a man is commanded to love his wife as if she were Christ and part of their own bodies - is an outdated, barbaric relic of male patriarchy which should be stamped out, root and branch.


Geee .... I wonder what others' fingers will find? My are complaining, but the brain may command more activity later.

Thanks for starting the thread, Directo.

Firm


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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 2:44:29 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: dadgreeneyes
I understand the laws of supply and demand, but will someone please explain to me how paying someone more money from a company's profits creates more jobs. If an employer hired you to perform a job at a given rate, isn't that what you should be paid? You agreed to do the work for that price. If another employer is willing to give you more money for doing the same job, shouldn't you go and work for him? Your labor is your commodity to be sold at the price the market place will handle. If he's a good employer who treats his employees fairly, you'll probably stay. If you feel that an employer is treating you unfairly can't you leave, or file a complaint? Be advised of the over regulation and labor laws. Employers, shouldn't they treat their employees fairly? Most definitely! And pay them accordingly. A fair wage for a fair days work.


Which company would you work for?

A) A company in which you make $55,000/year with good benefits, wonderful people that your happy to work with or invite to BBQ's/parties and generally can be happy in life?
B) A company that pays in $105,000/year with good benefits, but you will be stressed most of the time, the coworkers suck cus their attitudes suck, and you are made miserable more often than not?

People do not always look at the pay and benefits as the deciding factors in where they work. I've met many people whom take option B only to arrive in an ER a few years later under 'heart attack' conditions; or suffering from different mental/emotional problems. The smart and wise people generally go for option A and learn how to budget their money. About a decade ago, the book "The Millionaire Next Door" was released. In it the author mentioned a couple that made $55,000/year with benefits. The husband was a firefighter, the wife a nurse. They had two kids. By the time they were in their mid-fifties, they had over one million dollars in assets/investments. Ten years later they are multi-millionaires and very much retired. They will likely live a very long time because they understand what was important in their lives.

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ORIGINAL: dadgreeneyes
As a tradesman, electrician, I've often left one employer to work for another because they were offering a nickel more an hour. What responsibilities does the employee have in all of this? A whole lot, don't depend on the government for regulation. They only screw it up. If you think the goverment won WWII, you're wrong! It was industry, workers and the average Joe on the front lines. Not only do customers drive the market place, but so do employees. And if you think that doing shoddy work or sabataging an employer's product helps your cause, all it does is cause a customer to go elsewhere, and put you and others out of work.


You really have no understanding of goverment spending. WW2 was won due to a number of factors:

A) The Atomtic Bomb, B) The Thompson .45 Cal, C) The B-17 Flying Fortress, D) USS Enterprise, D) The M1 Grand, E) The Jeep, F) P-51 Mustang, G) Nylons, etc, etc, etc.

And how did these things get put into production on such a large scale? It was the goverment that both authorized the sales to industry and created the revenue (through taxes) to make it work. I didnt even list the tip of the iceberg of things that came about thanks to goverment spending! Last I checked, the 1%'ers of that era did not fight at Wake Island, Midway Island, Battle of Gutacanal, Battle of the Bugle, The Normandy Invasion, or taking the Wolf's Den! How many 'upper managers' were onboard the planes that dropped those atomic weapons on Japan? Maybe you can point out how many stock investors dropped the night before D-Day?

It wasn't industry that won the war, but it certainly was one component of the whole that won the war. Every piece (Goverment Spending, Industry, US Citizens, and some luck) contributed to the outcome of that war.

How well did the slave labor the Nazi have help them to win the war? Create bombs, bullets, rifles and planes to prevent the Allies from freeing those that were used like cattle? You better believe the quality control during the war on Germany's side was just barely above 'acceptable' in most industries and 'failing' in the rest. They treated workers badly and lost the war. The lesson learned should be obvious.

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ORIGINAL: dadgreeneyes
Now someone tell me, how does it work to pay someone a wage above their skill level? Even a person who is out of college, educated above their intelligence, if they find a job has a minimum starting salary. If they don't perform they can look at taking a cut in pay!


You make alot of assumptions based on very little wisdom. You assume the only reason people work is to make money. The sole, number one reason. I can tell you from experience that most people do not work at companies for the pay. Some do it for the people that are there. Others for the atmosphere. Some like how it is a 'stepping stone' towards future jobs and careers. While others do it to develop a skill set or trade. It is the job of the manager to understand why an employee works for a company; and if possible grow that person to become better over time (either in the current or different future role).

There are many people that volunteer and work VERY hard to achieve something that money just can not buy: reward for helping others. Have you every actually volunteered to work to help out an organization in your community? Or are you one of those types that asks "Whats in it for me?" before you do one ounce of sweat?

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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 3:04:58 PM   
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Wow. Only two.

Oh wait....I'm left of center moderate.

What's the conservative word for that again? Oh yeah--"Far Leftist"

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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 3:06:17 PM   
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“If we took away the minimum wage-if conceivably it was gone-we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.”

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The first one just means you understand basic economics. I totally agree with the rest though.



Really? Cause in english anyway, that's not what it says.

And what "rest"? The other listed philosophies?


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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 3:15:52 PM   
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Geee .... I wonder what others' fingers will find? My are complaining, but the brain may command more activity later.


Hopefully, they'll wash as soon as they pull em out.

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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 4:19:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery
Wow. Only two.

Oh wait....I'm left of center moderate.

What's the conservative word for that again? Oh yeah--"Far Leftist"


Nah, you're at least a decade out of date. That makes you a communist these days.

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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 4:26:01 PM   
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19. And stop off at McDonald's and get a burger.


PFFFt everybody knows that liberal are vegans

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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 4:38:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

Wow. Only two.

Oh wait....I'm left of center moderate.

What's the conservative word for that again? Oh yeah--"Far Leftist"

Hell, I'm a right of center moderate. What's the conservative word for that again? Oh yeah--"Far Leftist"

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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 4:40:50 PM   
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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 5:14:17 PM   
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<snip a series of distortions and lies>

Just some observations that may help conservatives stop lying

Hitler was a fascist not a socialist. Fascists called their economic model the third way to make clear it was distinct from both capitalism and socialism. Making claims based on his party's name is to totally fail to understand propoganda.

An increase in CO2, in excess of 40%, did precede the present warming.

It's not that liberals think all Republicans and conservatives are stupid. It's simply that we know that most vote against their best interests based on some of the most specious arguments anyone has ever seen so some liberals reached a rational conclusion.

Liberals are by far the most tolerant and open minded segment of society. We accomodate disparate beliefs, there are liberals who passionately support very broad gun rights and liberals who welcome strict gun control laws, there are liberals on both sides of issues like abortion, use of the military and capital punishment as well. We welcome members of all and no faiths. There is no single litmus test of what makes someone a liberal and we do not label people who stray from some orthodoxy as "liberals in name only" unlike a certain other group we can all name.

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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 5:15:43 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

Wow. Only two.

Oh wait....I'm left of center moderate.

What's the conservative word for that again? Oh yeah--"Far Leftist"

Hell, I'm a right of center moderate. What's the conservative word for that again? Oh yeah--"Far Leftist"

So what's the term for me? I'm actually a far leftist.

Do I have to go back to being called a communist again?

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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 5:51:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY


10. If you see racism in any disagreement.


Geee .... I wonder what others' fingers will find? My are complaining, but the brain may command more activity later.

Thanks for starting the thread, Directo.

Firm



Or sexism.

Or homophobia.

Or Islamaphobia.




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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 6:05:53 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DomKen
quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery
Wow. Only two.
Oh wait....I'm left of center moderate.
What's the conservative word for that again? Oh yeah--"Far Leftist"

Hell, I'm a right of center moderate. What's the conservative word for that again? Oh yeah--"Far Leftist"

So what's the term for me? I'm actually a far leftist.
Do I have to go back to being called a communist again?

You've forgotten another difference between liberals and conservatives, at least in political argument:

Liberals argue the position that the aspects of political philosophy are like a straight line with two ends. At one extreme is anarchism, then communism, then libertarianism, then liberalism, then moderation, then conservatism, then the opposite extreme which is fascism.

Conservatives argue the position that the aspects of political philosophy are like a circle, arguing that the next thing to the Left after communism and anarchism is fascism, then conservatism, than moderation, then liberalism, then Libertarianism, then Communism, then anarchism, then fascism, and so on, ad infinitim.

They “justify” their argument from the fact that the official name of the German fascist party translates into English as the “National Socialist Worker’s Party” and therefore the German fascists were “socialists” rather than conservatism carried on to the extreme. At best, that’s like arguing that skim milk is 100% the same as whole milk, since both of them have the word “milk” on the carton.


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RE: You might be a modern, 21st century Conservative if: - 5/31/2012 6:12:22 PM   
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Or sexism.

Or homophobia.

Or Islamaphobia.



Oh here we go with the 'republican jesus died for our sins' bullshit.
The POOR right wing ... Victims of all they can imagine, guilty of nothing.



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