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RE: Superpowers!!! - 6/7/2006 8:08:25 AM

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The power to steal the superpowers from anyone I touch.

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RE: Superpowers!!! - 6/7/2006 9:42:01 AM

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OH NO! (gasp) Rumtiger bumped up against Yeast Infection Girl! Save him, Fart Man!

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RE: Superpowers!!! - 6/7/2006 11:43:13 AM

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Oh???? And what, exactly and as detailed as possible, do I need to 'do' to.. um.. for you?

Assuming that travel arrangements have been made for a visit, here is what you must do for the coffee. First, you will kneel and clasp your hands together and receive a small sip of Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee communion style. After you have savored the taste, you shall remain there as you are bound by whatever device strikes my fancy at the time. Rope, stocks, handcuffs of the fuzzy OR non fuzzy variety, we'll see. Included in this will be a braiding of your hair around a leather forehead leash. Then, and only then, after all this is done, will I begin to remove your clothing by method of cutting them off...only your shoes will survive. I will place you on an excercise pad converted into a sled and drag you into whatever portion of the house I see fit and enact certain tortures or pleasures on you, ranging from massaging your feet with a knife, shampoo massaging your hair as I take oral pleasure from you, to floggings, whippings, and so on. If you're lucky, I will have the capability to practice my shibari on you. Ever been bound to where you are standing on only one toe? After all this is complete and I cannot restrain myself any longer, I will place you in a perfectly darkened room and fuck your brains out since I don't actually have stealth powers. That particular length of time will be governed by a play by ear mentality. Then you can have some coffee, a cigarette or two if you like, and nearly any other pleasure you desire.

However, to stay on topic, if I had my stealth powers, I would play stealth vs. teleportation "hide, seek, whip and fuck" with you. I only hope my stealth power would extend to stuff I'm carrying....

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RE: Superpowers!!! - 6/7/2006 11:51:12 AM

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And since Rumtiger can steal powers, I would have him help find you using a radio. He might even get something on the back end of the exchange besides just coffee.

(Goddammit it's fun being this evil)

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RE: Superpowers!!! - 6/7/2006 1:58:00 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: VandalHeart

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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

Oh???? And what, exactly and as detailed as possible, do I need to 'do' to.. um.. for you?

Assuming that travel arrangements have been made for a visit, here is what you must do for the coffee. First, you will kneel and clasp your hands together and receive a small sip of Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee communion style. After you have savored the taste, you shall remain there as you are bound by whatever device strikes my fancy at the time. Rope, stocks, handcuffs of the fuzzy OR non fuzzy variety, we'll see. Included in this will be a braiding of your hair around a leather forehead leash. Then, and only then, after all this is done, will I begin to remove your clothing by method of cutting them off...only your shoes will survive. I will place you on an excercise pad converted into a sled and drag you into whatever portion of the house I see fit and enact certain tortures or pleasures on you, ranging from massaging your feet with a knife, shampoo massaging your hair as I take oral pleasure from you, to floggings, whippings, and so on. If you're lucky, I will have the capability to practice my shibari on you. Ever been bound to where you are standing on only one toe? After all this is complete and I cannot restrain myself any longer, I will place you in a perfectly darkened room and fuck your brains out since I don't actually have stealth powers. That particular length of time will be governed by a play by ear mentality. Then you can have some coffee, a cigarette or two if you like, and nearly any other pleasure you desire.

However, to stay on topic, if I had my stealth powers, I would play stealth vs. teleportation "hide, seek, whip and fuck" with you. I only hope my stealth power would extend to stuff I'm carrying....

Hmm.. interesting. That sounds like a bunch of stuff you're going to do 'for' me.. but you never said what I have to do 'for' you.

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RE: Superpowers!!! - 6/7/2006 2:30:46 PM

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I'd want the ability to strike people mute and imoble. would be perfect for some of tha babbling morons i work with. and the imobile is so i can walk away and they can't follow.

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RE: Superpowers!!! - 6/8/2006 12:00:14 AM

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I'd want the ability to strike people mute and imoble. would be perfect for some of tha babbling morons i work with. and the imobile is so i can walk away and they can't follow.

OK, I want to change my choice now

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RE: Superpowers!!! - 6/8/2006 12:05:23 AM

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Oh, and Bita, you'll prepare the coffee, if you absolutely must do something besides good tongue work and klegel flexes

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RE: Superpowers!!! - 6/8/2006 1:32:01 AM

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My super power would be the power to instantly stop a beating heart.

Cause that is how I roll.

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RE: Superpowers!!! - 6/8/2006 1:40:12 AM

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Hells yeah.

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