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dominant44you -> be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 11:38:27 AM)

looking for sex slave...come on ladies...lets enjoy together...



Marc2b -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 11:41:12 AM)

[sm=popcorn.gif]



Hillwilliam -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 11:42:03 AM)

There's a lot of folks lookin for one. The best way I've ever seen to NOT find one is to shove a pic of your vienna sausage in their face. The pic also violates TOS and it'll prob get zapped by the mods.



ChatteParfaitt -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 11:45:08 AM)

Welcome to the discussion side of CM, Mr Johnson.

<goes off to make a pitcher of homemade lemonade to go with Marc's popcorn>



Yachtie -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 11:47:56 AM)

Where's the flag?

Anyway, welcome to the other side.



lazarus1983 -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 11:56:54 AM)

Hey, it's a penis! Only smaller...



DarkSteven -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 11:58:11 AM)

GREAT first post! However, I suspect that none of the male Doms that are the intended denizens of this forum, will rush out to get sex change operations and become submissive because of your post.



MissImmortalPain -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 11:58:49 AM)

Welcome to the....oh, I can't do this.....I never understand it. Why are there so many men looking for "sex" slaves. Am I the only person on the planet that knows getting laid really isn't all that hard. Finding someone to do yardwork, dishes, reshingle the roof (without bitching about it) , those things are a tad harder to get. If you are packing what your avatar says you are and can't get laid you must either have a face like someone hit by a train or the personality of a bridge troll.

Umm, I mean...welcome to the forum side of collarme. Don't give up hope. Good luck in your search for what makes you happy (yadda, yadda, yadda)



BitaTruble -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 12:14:36 PM)

Looking for a sex slave in the Masters discussion forum? That calls for a ...

[sm=shame.gif]



LadyHibiscus -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 12:17:55 PM)

What does a sex slave do, anyway? Fuck, right?

Yeahhhhhhh. Good luck with that.

And YES I reported the freakin avi, the mods don't sweep up unless they SEE the puke, mmmkay?



OsideGirl -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 12:18:15 PM)

Basically, the best part about him is his dick since that appears to be the only thing he cares about.



SadisticMs2 -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 12:24:03 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: dominant44you

looking for sex slave...come on ladies...lets enjoy together...


[sm=eeew.gif]




myotherself -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 12:24:13 PM)

It's the bit he thinks with, clearly.

Although sadly it's not exactly impressive...[:(]



poise -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 12:25:16 PM)

Judging by your avatar, I'd say you're the sex slave.
Glad I could clear that up for you.

theeversohelpfulpoise



LadyHibiscus -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 12:32:51 PM)

Okay, if I had a sex slave, would he bring me coffee? And maybe some cinnamon crumb cake? And retrieve the crumbs?

Just wondering.



Wantstocontrolu -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 12:56:32 PM)

He's been on Collar-me a whole month now.
He should have a Harem by now.
Sex slaves are a dime a doz around here,
Almost as populous as Doms getting tribute for their greatness.



DrkOne -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 1:02:23 PM)

*just chuckles



LadyPact -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 1:09:38 PM)

I feel badly for men.  Some of them, anyway.  It must really suck to have to get on the internet and do some version of begging for sex.



MissImmortalPain -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 1:49:26 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Okay, if I had a sex slave, would he bring me coffee? And maybe some cinnamon crumb cake? And retrieve the crumbs?

Just wondering.


I'm guessing only if you drop those crumbs on your twat [:D]



NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: be my sex slave... (6/7/2012 1:59:48 PM)

Dominant44you.......

1. I did report your picture for violating the TOS.

2. Ask a Master is not the place for you to advertise. The appropriate place would be on your own profile.

3. Your picture is telling the world you are just a dick. Dicks are a dime a dozen pal.

4. It must really suck to be you and have to come on a message board and beg for sex.

NBMG



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