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BitaTruble -> RE: A different classification (6/7/2006 7:37:44 PM)
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ORIGINAL: keme
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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble
OK.. I think the orgasms should have to be proven O's.. so someone will need to invent a probe or something that measures strength, length, wetness factor etc. A panel of judges can give performance scores, add those to the technical scores.. (sort of like Ice Skaters get!) and then get a sum total.
whipping should be easy enough to score.. just chalk up the end of the whip, paint targets on the bottoms and see where the chalk marks are in relation to the bulls eye.
Shibari can be scored along the same lines as Rhythmic Gymnastics, which is fairly subjective in nature, but also has technical applications that one must adhere to in order to score additional points. So many feet of rope, so many turns of rope on various body parts.. things of that nature.
Needle piercing can have at least three category's. One for precision. Is your needle corset evenly spaced, is the skin that's picked up equal for all the piercings.. are the needles in Olympic compliance for GA and length.. stuff like that.. but then there could also be free form piercing, timed.. one for breasts.. how many needles can you insert within a 10 min period. Only needles that pierce through 1/2" of skin are counted.. you get one point for each needle.. that sort of thing. And, of course, a lip sewing contest which would take time and beauty into consideration for scoring purposes..
hell.. I've distracted myself.. what are we talking about?
[8D]
edited: I got so distracted I forgot to spell check! lol
whew... someone has put a great deal of thought into this...lol
Oh no, Keme.. if I actually put thought into it, that would be scary.. those were just off the top of my head till I got distracted! [:D]
100 meter dash: submissives will be hobbled, 10 heats for the finishers with a final to determine the medal winner. Medals will be pinned directly to skin. Men/women in their own divisions, of course.
Fastest Flogger: Dominants must give ten strikes across the backside of a submissive, moving down a line of 10 for a total of 100 lashes. Fastest time wins. Floggers chalked to make sure each lash is in the strike zone. Winner gets to pin the medal on the submissive who wins the Dash.
Sub throw: submissives will be cuffed hands behind the back, then toss a cock ring for distance. Farthest toss wins.
Domme Chuck: Dommes must toss cock rings onto rigid phallic symbols. (Males submissives count as rigid phallic symbols. No Viagra allowed.. all submissives will need to pass a drug test) (No Pro's.. Olympics are an amatuer competition after all!) Domme with the most ringers wins. Gets to keep the phallic symbol of choice as prize.
Slut strip: Each slut will be dressed in 10 articles of clothing. Slut must strip and FOLD each article in order. Sluts will have three chances to improve their time. Fastest time wins. Winning slut gets to stay naked.
Jello Wrestle: Free for all dual competition features dominants and submissives. For those who have never had a jello bath.. it's COLD. Male winner will be the man with the least amount of shrinkage after 30 mins. Female winner will be the woman who laughs the least after 30 mins. All males must be measured prior to competition.
Tit stretch: Do I really need to explain this one? Longest % increase wins! Go Grandma's!
Deep Throat Contest: Think high jump.. only .. um.. different. Length increases after each round till there's a winner.
::blinks:: That should get us started.
I promise to actually 'think' about this and see what I can come up with later. [;)]
Celeste
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