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RE: Types of unicorn? - 6/26/2012 1:38:01 PM

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There are two unicorns here.

I always thought you guys said it to people because you thought they would never find anyone (due to maybe negative text in their profile, looks etc). But that was when I first joined the forums,lol.

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RE: Types of unicorn? - 6/26/2012 1:46:24 PM

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RS, I sort of agree with you. On average, I have one female per year that seriously wants to join this household, which as a straight chick, is kind of wasted on Me. Hell, I turned down the cutest young blonde gal that you ever saw that would have been the dream addition to some households. Huge plus that she loved needles and when she did find the right Master for her, I still got to play with her in that capacity. One of the few people that doesn't belong to Me that I still allow to call Me "Mistress" without a qualifier.

The thing is, many people expect to put up a profile here and expect these women to flock to them. For most, I don't believe it works that way.

At this moment I am at the exact other end of that situation. I have someone else's unicorn. Like you, the Mistress is hetro and so it's not the best fit. She has been playing with them for a while and they have taught her a great deal. All involved know that one day, she will find the right owner. They hope she will still be able to visit occasionally and play in some capacity. . . . and if I end up with her, she probably will be allowed.

So I guess we see similar worlds . . . unicorns certainly aren't a majority. Submissive unicorns even less common but by no means do seem so elusive they are a rare mythical being that is impossible to find. I wasn't a week out of my old relationship when this little unicorn mentioned above came trotting over to me.

I imagine that people really need to understand that unicorns are 1 in 33. Really good submissive unicorns are less than 1 in a hundred or more. You can't expect them to come flocking to your door . . . they aren't non existent but they aren't roaming the streets in packs looking for love either. Just realize you gotta' go out and get some exposure to increase the odds of meeting them . . . that and you better be packing some really good unicorn bait like LadyPact does.

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RE: Types of unicorn? - 6/26/2012 2:07:34 PM

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I needed to look it for myself.

1. A sexual position where the man puts a strap on onto his forehead, and pleasures his woman with it.
Justin did the unicorn last night.

2. A sexual term derived from a hot, sultry night in where the man sits on the woman's head, and his balls droop into her eye sockets, and his hardened penis sticks out from her forehead.
I was given the Unicorn last night for $30! It was amazing!

3. Following in the tradition of "the Dirty Sanchez", this is a sexual act. This can only be done to a girl with hair at least 8 inches long. While she is sleeping you ejaculate in her hair, aiming to the front, specifically. Then, take a small clump of her hair,a t the very front and center, and pull it straight up till it's taut. Rubbing the seminal fluid and holding the hair until it dries, she will wake up with her hair resembling that distinguishing feature of a unicorn.
My girlfriend was being incredibly rude, and I was sick of it. So after she fell asleep, I rubbed one out and gave her The Unicorn and left for good.

4. Where you ejaculate in a girls hair and spike it up.
"The Unicorn isn't a myth, I gave one to my girlfriend and she was shocked to see it

I never knew that. That's pretty cute but it's the definition for "the unicorn" not a "unicorn".

Urban Definition: unicorn

"A bisexual person, usually though not always female, who is willing to join an existing couple, often with the presumption that this person will date and become sexually involved with both members of that couple, and not demand anything or do anything which might cause problems or inconvenience to that couple."

Just a note, poly/bi does not make a unicorn by my understanding. It has to be poly/bi that will join an existing relationship. I started a poly with two girls at once. Both moved in on the same day. In fact we all met at a restaurant so they both crossed the threshold of my house at the same time. I did not think of them as unicorns. We just started a poly as I understand it. I believe my understanding is on par with general interpretation of the term.

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RE: Types of unicorn? - 6/27/2012 6:53:06 AM

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So I guess this little guy gets left out. Where's the love for the unicorn?

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RE: Types of unicorn? - 6/27/2012 8:54:03 AM

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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK
There are two unicorns here.

I always thought you guys said it to people because you thought they would never find anyone (due to maybe negative text in their profile, looks etc). But that was when I first joined the forums,lol.

I think it's acceptable to use the word "unicorn" regarding anything rather hard and almost mythical to find. I never thought giving anybody a "unicorn" hair job though. Ha ha ha ha..

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RE: Types of unicorn? - 6/27/2012 11:17:29 AM

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Interesting thread. Thanks.

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RE: Types of unicorn? - 6/27/2012 11:19:49 AM

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So I guess this little guy gets left out. Where's the love for the unicorn?

OMG that is sooo cute!!

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RE: Types of unicorn? - 6/29/2012 10:47:19 PM

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If 11% of all girls are bisexual and a third of them (by my observation*) are unicorns . . . that means 1 in 33 girls is a unicorn.
If 1 in 33 girls is a unicorn and about 10% of all girls are into BDSM . . . that means 1 in 330 girls is a BDSM unicorn.
But if you are in Germany where over 40% of women have submissive tendencies . . . then it woudl be 1 in 82 girls is a submissive unicorn.

Yeah, now take out all of those that are batshit crazy or the ones that say they're poly, but really aren't and have the goal of destroying the primary relationship.

And the ones that are really looking for surrogate parents to take care of them because they're still emotionally like 12. Though I know that that dynamic is desirable for some people (I remember getting a number of emails offering that sort of thing when I was single), so YKISNMK? But personally it eeks me out.

There are lots of women interested in being with a couple - it's finding one that fits that's the hard part.

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