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Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mi... - 6/29/2012 3:28:44 AM   
DeviantlyD


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http://www.capitolcolumn.com/news/poll-obama-would-handle-a-martian-invasion-better-than-mitt-romney/

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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 4:34:40 AM   
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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 4:40:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ahh but how would he handle the zombie apocolypse? Thats what Im more concerned about

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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 4:46:13 AM   
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IF a space faring culture had the ability to cross interstellar distances to come to Earth in the first place, they have a higher technology than we do.

This means they have the ability to wipe us out without much of a bother. So basically, the ability to handle an alien invasion better or worse than Romney is not really saying much more than Obama has the ability to die better when the aliens blast Washington out of existence.

Granted, in my opinion Romney would probably step down as president as soon as the alien space ships were spotted, if not try to make a deal with the aliens.

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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 5:01:17 AM   
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IF a space faring culture had the ability to cross interstellar distances to come to Earth in the first place, they have a higher technology than we do.

This means they have the ability to wipe us out without much of a bother.


No it doesn't.

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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 5:05:58 AM   
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Even if they don't break general relativity just to get here, you can't build a generation ship capable of crossing interstellar distances without rather better energy efficiency and metallurgy (for a start) than we have, surely?

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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 5:24:12 AM   
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how would he handle the zombie apocolypse?


Well, hasn't his CDC been more proactive regarding zombies?

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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 6:36:44 AM   
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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 6:47:21 AM   
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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 6:58:06 AM   
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I mean seriously, Ron: would you want to see Pisspants wielding a sword dressed only in a leather bondage harness and a jockstrap?

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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 7:13:26 AM   
Winterapple


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Status: offline 		Obama's similarity to Mr Spock has been commented on.
He has met with Nichelle Nichols(Lt Uhura)
in the Oval Office.
He admits he's a Trekkie.
Biden also bears some resemblance to
Bones McCoy.

Mitt said his favorite book was one of
L Ron Hubbard's.

I have to go with Spock and McCoy versus
the aliens.

Mitt also admits to reading the Twilight
series so if the vampires are sparkly he
may be able to deal, otherwise...

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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 7:23:10 AM   
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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 7:30:05 AM   
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Status: offline 		They wouldn't want to go to arizona.  We are talking illegal aliens here, right?  Or do these martians have green cards?

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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 7:49:49 AM   
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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 7:52:34 AM   
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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 7:59:51 AM   
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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 8:03:41 AM   
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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 9:26:06 AM   
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

May I point out something.

IF a space faring culture had the ability to cross interstellar distances to come to Earth in the first place, they have a higher technology than we do.



Imagine the surprise as the superior alien marches up to the White House to demand Obama's surrender... then takes a missile up the ass from a drone...We are a sneaky race.

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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 9:30:56 AM   
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RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better tha... - 6/29/2012 10:04:58 AM   
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