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Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/1/2012 4:10:47 PM   
ARIES83


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Status: offline 		Sorry to post this out of the Humour section
But theres no point putting jokes in there, the
Games spam over all non-game content.

I just remembered a couple of jokes while I've
Been on the feminism discussion but desided
To post them here rather than rial any feathers
Over there.

Anyone who knows some great old fasioned
Good natured, Jokes about women,
Id love to hear them!

- Why do brides usualy wear white?
So they match the other stuff in the kitchen.

- What do you call your wife when she's in
the kitchen?
A ride-on dishwasher.

- How many women does it take to screw in
A lightbulb?
Two, one two hold the bulb, the other to spin
Her around.

I was told those by a friends sister haha.

-ARIES

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RE: Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/1/2012 4:47:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.


That's the only one I know. I know a great number of redneck and aggie / longhorn jokes though.




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RE: Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/1/2012 4:51:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		But....I don't understand...how are these chauvinistic?

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RE: Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/1/2012 5:16:55 PM   
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What is worse than a sexist male pig? A woman that refuses to do what she is told.


< Message edited by Anaxagoras -- 7/1/2012 5:18:29 PM >

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RE: Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/1/2012 6:44:33 PM   
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RE: Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/1/2012 7:30:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		I kinda hope it doesn't get moved. Jokes are off topic after all-lol.

I know a couple of great jokes like this, but, damned if I can remember them right now. That might be a joke in its self though!

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RE: Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/1/2012 8:03:42 PM   
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RE: Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/1/2012 8:07:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		What do ya tell a chick with 2 black eyes?

Hell, why bother, ya done told her twice and she didn't listen.

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RE: Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/1/2012 8:20:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		I allways heard that one a little differently, it went like this :

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you done told her twice.

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RE: Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/1/2012 8:52:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		speaking of black eyes, this just showed up on my Facebook. It cracked me the hell up!






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RE: Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/2/2012 4:41:43 PM   
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What do ya tell a chick with 2 black eyes?

Hell, why bother, ya done told her twice and she didn't listen.


Damn right.

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RE: Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/2/2012 4:43:10 PM   
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speaking of black eyes, this just showed up on my Facebook. It cracked me the hell up!







(This is CLEARLY not following the trend established by the OP!)

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RE: Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/3/2012 10:44:41 AM   
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RE: Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/3/2012 10:50:54 AM   
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Q: Why does a woman have a pussy?

A: If they didn't, there'd be a bounty on em.

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RE: Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/3/2012 2:17:04 PM   
ARIES83


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Status: offline 		Sorry Hill, that joke did kinda crash and burn hah.
I like the pics justanothersub.
Im horrible at remembering jokes, the only other ones
I know are kids ones.

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RE: Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/3/2012 4:13:47 PM   
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Better?







Fuckin A rights it is!

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RE: Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/3/2012 6:38:42 PM   
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RE: Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/4/2012 3:53:22 PM   
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Now THAT's what I'm TALKING about!!!!

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RE: Male chauvinism jokes! - 7/4/2012 4:03:18 PM   
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speaking of black eyes, this just showed up on my Facebook. It cracked me the hell up!






kind of looks like a young { awaiting approval} though, so hardly a suprise he got beaten up

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