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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/8/2006 9:03:19 AM   
NakedOnMyChain


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ORIGINAL: MstrssSatin

I thought the quickest way to a man's heart was through the ribcage???  OK, just kidding, relax men...I didn't mean it.  LOL 


LMAO!

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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/8/2006 9:04:40 AM   
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My mom told me never to fall for a man that hated his own mother.... she said I would have to take the fall for all the bad crap she had ever done to him


Very good advice.  I would never choose a man who was hateful to his own mother, unless there were extenuating circumstances.  On the other hand, I would never choose a man who kow-towed to his mother to the exclusion of all else, either.

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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/8/2006 9:26:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		My Mom's best advice was to find a man that you love just being around and not because of specific things he does and never pick a man thinking he will change for the better.

As far as her advice on getting and keeping a man happy... "Keep his balls drained". Love my Mom!




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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/8/2006 10:34:11 AM   
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ORIGINAL: juliaoceania

My mom told me never to fall for a man that hated his own mother.... she said I would have to take the fall for all the bad crap she had ever done to him


Your mother is a smart Lady. My mother always told me to be weary of a girls who hate their fathers. Rings true.

On a better note... I like to eat... so a woman who is a great cook is damn good thing.



 - R


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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/8/2006 1:25:09 PM   
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works for me



Works for me, too. I don't think it's gender specific. Of course it works much better when my submissive is wearing only an apron while he cooks...

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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/9/2006 5:38:49 AM   
Kedikat


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Status: offline 		Of course Dad is wonderful.
But when taking Moms advice on getting a man, take a real critical look at Dad, in a different ( maybe icky ) light. Then judge the value of her advice.
Just joking ( mostly )

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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/9/2006 7:35:31 AM   
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Maybe she understood my cuckold desires before I did.

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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/9/2006 9:54:02 AM   
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Status: offline 		My mother is on husband #6. I don't think she'd be the person I went to for relationship advice. ::chuckles::

My personal philosophy.. I worship the ground he walks on.. and he walks in circles around my pedestal and that works for us. In other words.. we just adore one another...

oh.. and I do cook.

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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/12/2006 11:19:44 PM   
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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/12/2006 11:29:53 PM   
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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/12/2006 11:53:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		My mom wasn't always in the kitchen and she certainly never indicated I needed to be all the time.  She did indicate I should obey and respect first and foremost the ones born with a penis, and not put out until married, lol.  In my life, I've unfortunately come to notice that my mom's approval of a guy has little to do with him being a fit counterpart for a relationship with me.

I miss my dad for that reason, as he never treated my mom like that, nor did he encourage his daughters to be with/marry just any man (loosely defined as being born with a penis).   M

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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/12/2006 11:59:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain
I would never choose a man who was hateful to his own mother, unless there were extenuating circumstances.  On the other hand, I would never choose a man who kow-towed to his mother to the exclusion of all else, either.
Right on!  I've seen mothers whom healthy offsprings ought to hate, so there are times when it is justified.
I have also met boys (cancerians of the zodiac, lol) who loved/obeyed their mothers a little too much.   So there is a line to be observed and dealt with.  M

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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/13/2006 12:19:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

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ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain
I would never choose a man who was hateful to his own mother, unless there were extenuating circumstances.  On the other hand, I would never choose a man who kow-towed to his mother to the exclusion of all else, either.
Right on!  I've seen mothers whom healthy offsprings ought to hate, so there are times when it is justified.
I have also met boys (cancerians of the zodiac, lol) who loved/obeyed their mothers a little too much.   So there is a line to be observed and dealt with.  M


WHOA!  That's so strange you said the zodiac cancer part...my very first bf was a cancer and he actually broke up with me because his mommy told him to.  Poor dumb bastard didn't have a chance huh? lol

I'll have to look it up some time and see if there's anything printed that says this is a common trait for cancers, but I think you're really onto something

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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/13/2006 12:43:42 AM   
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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/13/2006 12:46:30 AM   
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Cancerian men are usually very attached to their mothers
Yes they are, but isn't there an age when bottle feeding, and patting his lips clean with a spit-on napkin become inappropriate?
<<<<------ Silly me asking these questions on a BDSM site.
Just kidding yah Jali.   M

< Message edited by BlkTallFullfig -- 6/13/2006 12:47:27 AM >

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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/13/2006 12:56:59 AM   
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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/13/2006 1:12:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		momma always said women are like candy.
don't judge by the wrapper.. you gotta taste each one..
when you find the reeses buttercup.. better keep it to yourself.
cuz everyone's looking for her.

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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/13/2006 1:20:44 AM   
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Yes they are, but isn't there an age when bottle feeding, and patting his lips clean with a spit-on napkin become inappropriate?
<<<<------ Silly me asking these questions on a BDSM site.
Just kidding yah Jali.   M



hehe *grin*


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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/14/2006 10:42:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

I have also met boys (cancerians of the zodiac, lol) who loved/obeyed their mothers a little too much.   So there is a line to be observed and dealt with.  M

*gives BlkTallFullfig the finger*
Hey now! Thats zodiac profiling you know! Unfortunatley I cant dispute that statment.

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RE: Mother's advice on getting a man--lol - 6/14/2006 1:46:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig
I have also met boys (cancerians of the zodiac, lol) who loved/obeyed their mothers a little too much.   So there is a line to be observed and dealt with.  M

*gives BlkTallFullfig the finger*
Hey now! Thats zodiac profiling you know! Unfortunatley I cant dispute that statment.
Would you prefer the bottle or the breast little boy?      I know all you need is one of those and a long spanking and you'll behave like the good lil boy you can be.   M

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