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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 4:36:47 PM   
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shudder, its like steel wool and collects things, horrible things,
TO my shame I have plucked out wandering nose hair while the chap was sleeping, but I swear it had a life of its own, it screamed at me, while twirling every time his lip moved or his breath came out of his nose, it was the only thing I could focus on. Drove me nuts!

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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 4:40:14 PM   
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Ear hair, nose hair, bad hair pieces, bad breath, body odor, sloppy dress, know-it-alls, racists, etc, etc, etc.

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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 4:40:32 PM   
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Ugly for me:

The men who look like they have lived in a deep dark cave their entire lives....pasty white, flabby skin because he has never moved a day in his life, very low talking because well...he's lived in a cave his entire life with no outside interaction. I have met soooooo many men like this! UGH

The hillbilly look: no teeth or just a few sparse rotten ones, hair that has never been washed or a mullet, clothes that have been patched so many times that it's now more patch than the original material.

I know I'll get crucified for this but, overweight and short men. I just don't find them attractive at all.

A man who may be 40 but looks like he's 70. I've met tons like this as well.

Redheads. Sorry, nothing against redheads. I just don't find them attractive at all.

Men with glasses or just funny, weird looking eyes. Eyes are important to me.

Men who look like they have never smiled a day in their lives. It just makes a man look ugly.

And the last one on the top of my head....the men who who have muscles so big that it looks like they may topple over....the Schwarzeneger types. I like men who are fit but that's too extreme for me.






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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 4:44:05 PM   
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quote:

A Jack Nicholson in The Shining smile?


Aha! I finally figured out who Master looks like when he gets that evil grin on his face! LOL

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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 4:48:14 PM   
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I LOVE GINGERS. I think it's the way that pasty skin marks up with the faintest blow...

But back to the topic! TEETH.

I am fine with no teeth, but rotted out teeth? No. Fix them, get a necromancer to call my uncle back from the dead and he'll rip them out, whatever. Brush your damn teeth.

Feet. Long toenails, nasty feet, just NO.

OKAY FINE THESE ARE NOT UGLY BUT I AM PICKY AND SHALLOW.

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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 4:56:27 PM   
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quote:

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Redheads. Sorry, nothing against redheads. I just don't find them attractive at all.

I used to say the same thing. Master is a redhead and we had been platonic friends for a few years. Then one night he leaned over and kissed me.......it was amazing and electric. He instantly became amazingly attractive to me.


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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 5:03:30 PM   
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aawww...that's so romantic.



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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 5:07:10 PM   
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Mentally: stupidity, over-the-top arrogance (a little arrogance is sexy), inability to hold an interesting conversation/boringness.

Physically: lack of hygiene, comb-overs, fat without muscles (I actually do like "big" men who are exceptionally strong and have big muscles under a layer of fat... the gay "bear" type).
Combine all three with excess sweating and you've got my worst turn-off kind of guys.

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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 5:21:25 PM   
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If he looks, acts, smells, talks, dresses, grimmaces, spends money, doesn't spend money, has the same politics, has the same opinions, has adult sons who kill wild animals, has an anus for a mouth and mostly wears his hair just like Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the most butt ugliest creature that ever crawled out of a sewer. Hate him. Hate Uday and Qusay Trump. The girl...she's aight. I hate Donald Trump. He's really really really ugly. As long as a man is not Donald Trump, he's doable.

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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 5:24:27 PM   
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I'm shallow. I admit it!

I fucking *hate* chest hair! Who wants that shit going up your nose when curling up to cuddle with your man?

Give Me a man with strong arms, where I can lay on his chest any day.

Yeah, I suck for this kind of thing.




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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 5:28:43 PM   
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I'm okay with hair. Odd, patchy hair, now that has to go. And that is why there are tweezers.

Why are we not lesbians?

Disgusting creatures, menz.

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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 5:30:01 PM   
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ok, that reminded me, excessive back and shoulder hair is gonna probably gonna get him laser treatement or out of my life...having said that.
Ron Jeremy is someone I find to be ugly, cant watch him in a porno.
BUT Ive seen him in some stuff where he can be himself, and his personality is cool. but not enough find him arousing.

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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 5:35:47 PM   
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Ron Jeremy brings the funny, which makes up for his hedgehog-like appearance, well, echidna-like, really. (Omg have you SEEN an echidna penis??)




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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 5:37:23 PM   
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We now know you have, and I think that speaks for all of us.

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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 5:37:43 PM   
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Bulging eyes or too small eyes are unattractive to me, I find the eyes to be important. A completely unkept look grosses me out - I like longer hair and facial hair, i do not like a lack of attention and grooming. I like someone who spends a little time or thought to presenting themselves. Bad teeth, complete turnoff, as are little wispy, straggly mustaches. Blobby noses = not a good look, big noses I have to admit I like, blobby or bulbous is different. Huge caterpillar eyebrows...no. No thick lips either.

Sorry Peon, I do like smiles.
And chest hair, yum

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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 5:44:33 PM   
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All I can say, Ron, is that some of my facebook pals have a lot to answer for.

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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 5:51:43 PM   
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let me add another question to the OP

small cock ? is it ugly?

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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 5:52:30 PM   
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now you know I have to go look up Echidnas penis....thankyou :)

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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 5:57:18 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Ron Jeremy brings the funny, which makes up for his hedgehog-like appearance, well, echidna-like, really. (Omg have you SEEN an echidna penis??)




ok that is something I dont want to see again, thankyou Hib, I leave you with this!!!!


smiles, n chuckles




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RE: To Women: What is an ugly man? - 7/7/2012 5:59:54 PM   
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They're HUGE animals, too!! Big as beavers, with tremendous claws. Just really alarming.

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