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LadyPact -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/17/2012 4:39:44 PM)
What do you mean 'if'?

kitkat105 -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/17/2012 5:28:38 PM)
You snort laugh when you find out your cousin is reading 50 shades and finds it "addictive".

SpankableMick -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/19/2012 12:33:03 PM)
If everything that is penis shaped either makes you want to masterbate or horney

littlewonder -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/19/2012 2:38:26 PM)
when your daughter's initials are "S/M" and with her middle name included it's "SAM". No, I did not do it on purpose!! I swear!! [8D]

ElsieIsme -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/19/2012 3:00:43 PM)
You consider laying 'noisy' flooring so your boots make better noises ;-)

littlewonder -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/19/2012 3:07:38 PM)
when Master says "there's no place to tie you up in your apartment" and you make sure that when the lease is up that it's a priority for the next place.

OsideGirl -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/19/2012 3:16:59 PM)
When you're buying a silicone spatula and husband's idea of trying it out is surreptitiously trying to smack different parts of your body on the way up to the registers.

littlewonder -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/19/2012 3:31:21 PM)
you get that too huh? I think I'm gonna ban Master from shopping with me for now on. hehe Somehow, someway I end leaving the store with little marks and bruises on me....dunno how it happens. [:D]

hardcybermaster -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/19/2012 4:01:47 PM)
you do a massive double take when a friend says that she's going to try cbt on her son

LookieNoNookie -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/19/2012 4:05:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist If you go to yelowpages.com, type in "Dom Depot", get the listings back (click for link) and click on the 7th one for the closest the local Home Depot without noticing anything is wrong . . . until you realize that Home Depot is further down the page than Dom's Salvatore's Home Imprvmt and Dom's Barber Shop" (I'm gonna' have to go check them out) . . . you might be twisted. This struck me as an indicator my life isn't so straight and narrow when I don't notice a silly thing like that right off the bat. Similar to a friend's story about visiting Bed Bath & Beyond, looking through the kitchenware and daydreaming about what a nice pervertable paddle that giant wooden serving spoon would make. Finally a salesman asked, "can I help you" and they realized they had been petting the damn spoon for 5 minutes. Do you find yourself day dreaming in the hardware store, make verbal errors in vanilla situations or other things that are clear indicators you are twisted? Do share with us your 'might be twisted if' story. Love this one...local Seattle girl: http://www.taxdomme.com/

LanceHughes -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/19/2012 4:18:37 PM)
At recent gay pride festival - there was a T-shirt in the exact Home Depot Orange. Logo had been lifted and turned into "Homo Depot." When a friend wore shirt to local HD, he was besieged with questions. Funny thing, he answered them all. LOL! One fine Friday night, the sub and I had a legit reason to go to HD. Around the corner comes a Master/slave pair and we all say "slut" at the same moment. Here's one that I can share with all you straight kinksters: How 'bout a wedding in the store? "Register" for gifts ahead of time. Cut the cake with a saw, you get the idea.

SpankableMick -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/27/2012 1:54:46 PM)
You might be twisted if you take a pool ball stick it in a kneehigh stocking then have stuffed it in your vagina. First time it was done to me was by a Dom I was playing when he yanked it out I squirted like rain

Hillwilliam -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/27/2012 2:04:50 PM)
You might be twisted if you're showing a house to a client and while in the basement immediately start thinking where you'd put the horse, St Andrews Cross and other apparatus you could build if you were the buyer instead of the agent.

KYsissy -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/27/2012 2:25:47 PM)
You might be twisted if when your buddy doing concrete work at his house, shows you the concrete vibrator he got from harbor freight and you think Hmmmmm not too big to fit ,wonder what that would feel like. And if you are going to the harbor freight website now . . .

tj444 -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/27/2012 3:05:13 PM)
if only I were more obvious about my twistedness in those public places and in vanilla situations.. maybe I would have a boyfriend by now!!! [:(] I think about building a dream house with a secret hidden deluxe sex room with all the things I would want in it.. [:)]

LaTigresse -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/27/2012 4:51:59 PM)
You might be twisted if.... You are watching a mediocre movie, a main character is hiding under a bed (from the bad guys) with a fatally shot but VERY hot young woman, who is trying to be quiet. They are staring into one another's eyes, she makes a very slight gasp moan, he touches her lips with his finger and continues to stare into her eyes as she dies.......and somehow you find that intimate moment hot enough to be the most memorable moment of the whole fucking movie.

BurntKitty -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/27/2012 7:02:48 PM)
You might be twisted if... You're at an Asian Buffet and head over to the sushi station and see the dishes of ginger & wasabi and think "What a waste of ginger & lube." (And grab a coupla extra sets of chopsticks for "after dinner" nipple torture.)

LanceHughes -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/27/2012 7:27:53 PM)
You might be twisted if you have resisted buying "50 shades of gray" since you've heard it's (a) mommy porn and/or (b) abusive. (A) Been there, done that - obi-wan-kenobi balls for Kegels - give me a break and/or (B) sure hope to HELL it isn't abuse.

LanceHughes -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/27/2012 7:30:27 PM)
You might be twisted that when the waitress brings your iced tea and is showing cleavage, you think "Wonder how her nipples would react to an ice cube or two?" Actually thought that at lunch today.... and me, a gay man. Tsk, tsk. Does that make me really twisted?

Tantriqu -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/27/2012 7:51:15 PM)
. . . when you get all hot and bothered watching two long lean sweaty fellas lay carpet [hah!] in heavy-duty kneepads and knee-kickers

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