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Thaz -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (7/28/2012 2:31:46 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

You might be twisted that when the waitress brings your iced tea and is showing cleavage, you think "Wonder how her nipples would react to an ice cube or two?"

Actually thought that at lunch today.... and me, a gay man. Tsk, tsk.  Does that make me really twisted?


Nah, you're just turning straight ..... well maybe not :-)



lamb -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (9/25/2012 7:43:22 PM)

most of the training done at my work place is "CBT"  everytime i open it up i don't get what i would like to get 
(oh yes cbt=computer based training)

smiles
damn, how disappointing



lamb -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (9/25/2012 7:45:24 PM)

the street lights in Chicago's boys town look like rainbow's on a phallas

(slaps face, orgasm denial has me seeing strange things)



Delilya -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (9/26/2012 12:32:20 AM)

You find a giant sized fly swatter at the Dollar Store and try it out on your friend. (It actually is quite good for smacking clothes pins off nipples.)




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (9/28/2012 1:09:49 AM)

If someone gives you a Case knife and you slice your slave's pussy into ribbons with it.
She is twisted if she cums on your knife blade over and over again while you cut her pussy.



lilmissdefiant -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (9/28/2012 2:04:52 AM)

You might be twisted if.....
- You called your son DOMinic
- at your mothers birthday party, you tell your sister, grandmother and mother that 50 shades of grey is more commonly known as 50 shades of shit by people who know what its really about.
- you say "mommy porn" in front of your sister, grandmother and mother and don't blush or bat an eye.
- when you hear your sister is addicted to the 50 shades of shit trilogy and mentally face palm...and have to have your phone handy because you know your sister is going to call you and ask you a million questions...the first one being "is this really how it is?"
- going to the hardware store is a lot more fun than going clothes shopping.
- you look at marriage as a chore and not a happily ever after.
- you'd rather stay home and get bitten and slapped by your owner than go out with your non-kinky friends
- you have a hell of a lot more kink inclined friends than vanilla ones.



samdarella -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (9/28/2012 4:40:54 PM)

You don't care if it leaves a scar.

Blood splatter makes you giggle.

You wonder what you did wrong because you didn't get spanked.

You sit on the floor at Petsmart so Master can decide which dog dish he wants to buy for you.

You are disappointed the dog gets a new collar before you.



ResidentSadist -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (9/28/2012 6:38:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: samdarella
. . . You sit on the floor at Petsmart so Master can decide which dog dish he wants to buy for you.


That is sorta' twisted ain't it? Now that I think about it, that just may have a looked little strange to onlookers.

I am a good Master. I really like it when she eats at my feet while I eat at the table. I want her to do this in comfort. Meal time is something to be enjoyed, a point in the day to relax and enjoy each others' company. So, it's as important to have the right china. silverware and wine glasses for Master as it is to have a good doggy dish at the right height for slave. So I had three different elevated food dishes off the shelves and out in the isle. Then I had sam(darella) get down on the floor and test them out to see which was best. I just saw it as being practical at the time.

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Buy the way, the tall one works best. She can even sit up or cross her legs and pull the tray over her lap.






SteveStephanie52 -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (10/31/2012 1:36:45 PM)

I'm with needlesandpins there is never any doubt that i am one twisted sick puppy.



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (11/1/2012 6:28:48 AM)

Every time I print a generated document on the computer system at work, I have to click on a large radio button that says

SUBMIT

and I always smile.



Duskypearls -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (11/1/2012 7:08:38 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

Every time I print a generated document on the computer system at work, I have to click on a large radio button that says

SUBMIT

and I always smile.


Awww...that is cute and sweet!



LaTigresse -> RE: -=You might be twisted if . . . =- (11/1/2012 9:39:45 AM)

I always liked the button on our old machine 'Force Tray'



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