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Kana -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 10:03:53 AM)

You morons.
That's why you use stringent bondage, a ring gag and a head harness.
That way she has no option but to accept your sacred fluids. [8D]


Which brings to mind a great joke...

Q-What's the difference between a good blow job and a great blow job

A-2.5 pounds of pressure at the back of her head


Huzzah!




GreedyTop -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 10:06:32 AM)

yanno, Kana.. you are a very sick and twisted man.

Just sayin'.




Kana -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 10:07:45 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

yanno, Kana.. you are a very sick and twisted man.

Just sayin'.

Ahhhh Greedy, compliments will get you everywhere




GreedyTop -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 10:10:34 AM)

Due to my own personal standards, my compliments to you wont get me anywhere unless LW is ok with it ;)

but fucking hell.. you are one SCARY dude~!!!




OsideGirl -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 10:10:53 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

yanno, Kana.. you are a very sick and twisted man.

Just sayin'.



This ^^^^^ X 10!!!!




Rochsub2009 -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 10:15:59 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

It seems like every so often, you find a woman who won't hide your nice warm packet in their tummy.

Or am I the only one? 


You're not the only one. Dommes are running the same scam. Every time I try to get one to force me to cum down her throat, they always say that I'm trying to "top from the bottom". Can you believe that?

I know a scam when I see one. Any Domme who won't force me to shoot my load down her throat is obviously a fake.




GreedyTop -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 10:18:09 AM)

*adores Roch(\*




kalikshama -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 10:31:35 AM)

quote:

Because it's well known that every sperm is sacred...


Thanks for the link! I always thought this was just part of the Republican plank [;)]




LadyPact -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 10:41:53 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucifyre

(browser retarded can't make the damn quote button do anything, think I fucked up my settings)

JeffBC:

Wow! Carol's been scamming me all these years? I'm damned glad I found out now before I... you know... got in too deep with her. I'll be any day now she's going to ask me to wire money to her... or just leave it on the dresser or something.

I think we need to form a support group for this Ron.

end quote


Pfft I'm even sneakier than that...I don't tell him to leave money, I've got the whole damned checkbook!

Lucifyre

Totally off topic here (not that I don't want to talk about My blow job skills) but if you find out how this happened to you, would you mind telling Me? I have the same problem on My laptop and I can't figure it out.

We now resume your regular cum swallowing thread.





TNDommeK -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 10:47:05 AM)

This is the best thread all day I think. And I just got up.




LadyPact -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 11:02:14 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009
You're not the only one. Dommes are running the same scam. Every time I try to get one to force me to cum down her throat, they always say that I'm trying to "top from the bottom". Can you believe that?

I know a scam when I see one. Any Domme who won't force me to shoot my load down her throat is obviously a fake.

Now you know why certain submissives won't let a weal and twue Domme go once they find her.






Rochsub2009 -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 11:12:45 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact


quote:

ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009
You're not the only one. Dommes are running the same scam. Every time I try to get one to force me to cum down her throat, they always say that I'm trying to "top from the bottom". Can you believe that?

I know a scam when I see one. Any Domme who won't force me to shoot my load down her throat is obviously a fake.

Now you know why certain submissives won't let a weal and twue Domme go once they find her.






I think we should all adopt a new slogan; "Real Dommes swallow." [;)]




LadyPact -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 11:17:19 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009
I think we should all adopt a new slogan; "Real Dommes swallow." [;)]


If you think you can take the beating from the ones that don't, who am I to stop you?




mnottertail -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 11:39:18 AM)

I have a theory if they don't, they are fin-dommes.

kev 




Rochsub2009 -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 11:51:03 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I have a theory if they don't, they are fin-dommes.



Sounds like a good theory to me. [:D]




Rochsub2009 -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 11:53:41 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009
I think we should all adopt a new slogan; "Real Dommes swallow." [;)]


If you think you can take the beating from the ones that don't, who am I to stop you?



But we've already established that the ones who don't are fakes. So no worries. [:D]




Lucylastic -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 11:55:00 AM)

WHat about gargling?




mnottertail -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 11:56:12 AM)

cockgarglers have a special heaven all set for them.




Lucylastic -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 11:57:05 AM)

[:D]




BitaTruble -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 12:22:17 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

It seems like every so often, you find a woman who won't hide your nice warm packet in their tummy.

Or am I the only one? 

Come on, Ron. Once you're done with it, do you really care what happens to it?

[sm=sucks.jpg] but apparently doesn't swallow! [8D]




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