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CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 8:40:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana Q-Why does a bride smile so much on her wedding day? A-Because that's the last blow job she'll ever give! Hell, that was just funny, true but funny...

LanceHughes -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 9:03:05 PM)
"eat like potato chips" for cripes sake.... crisps sake for our British friends. ETA: Spit or Cum into a cup. Regular straw to suck it up, but just until filled. Two clamps like from the office. FREEZE it. Playing again? Undo clamps, sqeeze it out. Insert into original cummer - safety and bodily fluids and all that. Jerk him off - or better - push it up with your tongue. Lather, rinse, repeat. G'nite. Lance has an early call. 'tis been fun.

sexyred1 -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 11:45:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: catize quote: ORIGINAL: Whiplashsmile4 I'm a bastard... won't say a word about when I'm cumming... At the last second, I take a extra firm grip to the back of their head.. shove it deep inside their mouth and explode. [8\|] oh, puh-leeze! I can tell within 10 seconds when he is going to cum! Exactly. They just stiffen up, it gets super rock hard, and they groan as if someone was tearing their heart out. WE always know what is happening when it comes to cock. [:D] Of course I would only swallow if I am in LOVE. (cough, cough :) And if it doesn't taste like asparagus. Eeww.

littlewonder -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/13/2012 1:04:27 AM)
can't say that's true of Master. He gets deadly silent...no sounds at all and just an evil look upon his face (that is when I can see his face) It's frightening I tell ya!

Ishtarr -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/13/2012 1:18:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b Which leads me to a question: why does the spit or swallow controversy even exist? I mean, here's what I don't get ladies... he's already blasted his load in your mouth. It's on your tongue, the roof of your mouth, the back of your throat... and you're okay with that. But the notion of it going down your tube and into your stomach... what? That's just too disgusting to contemplate? What are you afraid of? Weight gain? Does it upset your stomach? What is the mystery here? Yes actually it does. I have no problem whatsoever with swallowing. I'd much prefer swallowing to keeping it on my tongue long enough to reach the bathroom to spit it out because of the logistical inconvenience of doing so. In fact, my husband's diet and alcohol intake makes his bitter enough that swallowing would definitely be my preferred option even if there wasn't a logistical inconvenience, if it wasn't for my stomach issues. However, swallowing not only upsets my stomach and causes several hours of fairly severe nausea, it also irritates my throat (it kinda feels like a mild case of the acid burn feeling that vomiting causes). Now mind you, neither the stomach upset nor the throat irritation are bad enough that I wouldn't swallow if the guy was really into it and wanted me to (or ordered me to obviously). It's just that, if the guy doesn't really care, or if I don't really care about the guy, I'm not going to suffer the discomfort of swallowing when I have no reason to do so, and I'll spit instead. I don't really care all that much either way. I'm just not in the habit of causing myself an irritating discomfort and two hours of nausea unless there is sufficient reason/motivation to do so.

catize -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/13/2012 6:10:36 AM)
~~FAST reply to SexyRed and LittleWonder~~~ Silent or loud, if ya know the guy you can tell...............

LadyPact -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/13/2012 6:23:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LanceHughes "eat like potato chips" for cripes sake.... crisps sake for our British friends. Stop that shit right now, dammit!

Marc2b -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/13/2012 6:41:41 AM)
quote: always swallowed except when I was with my ex.. after the first time, he always got spat out.. the reason? it tasted super bitter that i couldnt stand it.. I think it was cuz he drank and that made it so bad.. any other guy i was ok with, even if it didnt taste great.. but my ex.. It actually disappointed me a lot that I just couldnt do that for him.. cuz its a girl's duty to, after all... I had a girlfriend once who insisted that guys who ate lots of celery had the best tasting cum... I didn't ask her how she came to that conclusion.

Marc2b -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/13/2012 6:43:45 AM)
quote: Wait a minute... THAT ISN'T FUCKING GEL!!! This reminds me of the story of my "Auntie G" and the monkey. I'm not sure if I should tell it. I'll think about it.

JstAnotherSub -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/13/2012 6:16:06 PM)
This showed up on my Facebook. So, does this mean that swallowing can quench a thirst for knowledge? [image]local://upfiles/633062/F71750B23F2F4D5C81FC2657D07F543E.jpg[/image]

BBWDomme4Gals -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/13/2012 7:13:51 PM)
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RemoteUser -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/13/2012 8:21:29 PM)
If my sperm is smiling, I must have been drinking.

ResidentSadist -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/13/2012 8:23:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail So the scam is larger than I was first led to believe. Yes, it is a travesty. Some even hold it in their mouth, spit it out into their hand and wipe it on the sheets when you aren't looking.

RemoteUser -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/13/2012 8:24:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail So the scam is larger than I was first led to believe. Yes, it is a travesty. Some even hold it in their mouth, spit it out into their hand and wipe it on the sheets when you aren't looking. The Art of Jism? Shit, I could sell that. Now I wanna trade my sheets in for burlap.

Lucylastic -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/14/2012 4:50:32 AM)
For Ron...n the other gents:) [image]http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/315366_432361606808387_1097233069_n.jpg[/image]

JstAnotherSub -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/14/2012 4:51:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic For Ron...n the other gents:) [image]http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/315366_432361606808387_1097233069_n.jpg[/image] hahahahahahaha

merge9 -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/14/2012 7:59:39 AM)
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nyrisa -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/14/2012 2:04:38 PM)
The bottom line is, if it was meant to be swallowed, it would taste like candy. That was obviously an intentional design to ensure procreation. Otherwise, every squirt would get slurped up, and the population would plummet.

littlewonder -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/14/2012 2:13:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail So the scam is larger than I was first led to believe. Yes, it is a travesty. Some even hold it in their mouth, spit it out into their hand and wipe it on the sheets when you aren't looking. eeewwww....that's so gross. I hope you make her lie on that side of the bed. [8D]

MsGypsey -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/14/2012 5:21:05 PM)
If you put it into a cup, and at the bottom of that cup are some emerald earrings, I might be tempted.

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