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LanceHughes -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 7:16:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Dresproperty Not to get too personal but some submissives/slaves view it as a gift to recieve and swallow their masters essence. If the master avoids certain foods, doesnt drink or smoke, the taste should not be bitter. Just my 2 cents. Some Doms need to take certain meds, just sayin'

mnottertail -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 7:17:35 PM)
pineapple juice, smoked foods (*bacon is king) are a gift to give to slaves thru the sacred nut drink of women.

LanceHughes -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 7:32:49 PM)
Here's one of my ALL-time favorite porn shots: [image]http://www.collarme.com/attachments/071212/DBE37C8D-83E4-4D69-B487-FED27703C5B81.jpg[/image] Any questions?

JstAnotherSub -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 7:34:14 PM)
holy fucking mother of mary, you coulda put a warning label on that one!

mnottertail -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 7:34:46 PM)
OH, don't be a fucking prude, lets see yours.

kalikshama -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 7:37:14 PM)
He's not swallowing!

mnottertail -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 7:37:53 PM)
Yeah, I call citizens arrest on that one.

LanceHughes -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 7:38:08 PM)
Why bring St. Elizabeth into this? Any-who... in thinking about this "Ladies. Did you every have a really good crap? A really good pee?" As in "Damn, that felt fine. Everything is working right. System is tuned up, rarin' to go...." Oh, wait... Nope, too much race car anaology. Anyway cum is third on those examples for men.

JstAnotherSub -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 7:38:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail OH, don't be a fucking prude, lets see yours. I can't help it, I am a prude. I am better seen nekkid when your eyes are rolled back in your hear, and I only wanna see a dick when I am about to wrap my lips around it. So, shoot me! pun intended[;)]

LanceHughes -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 7:39:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama He's not swallowing! What you're seeing is the 1/2 cup beyond the first two cups that he did swallow. LOL!

Lucifyre -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 8:03:46 PM)
OK, I gotta do it now... DISGUSTING STORY ALeRT!!!! SO Mr and I were freshly new and all was wonderful with our world. One night we decide to have sex and after a good amount of necking I decide it's time for The Blowjob (tm). I get him all up and goin and the whole time he is making tiny little wisecracks (yes, we have that kind of relationship...if you can't laugh in bed IMO your life probably sucks...no pun intended) So anyway, after half an hour or so he is ready to blow his load and he decided that at the moment he shoots he wants to say something <really> fucking funny. Instead of letting me come up for air, he pushes my head down a little bit as he shoots and makes his comment at the same time and I laughed...I laughed so fucking hard his wad shot out my fucking nose!! I had that sticky shit in my sinuses for what seemed like forever. He has since been permanently grounded from speaking while I am sucking his cock. If he needs to make a comment while I am busy, I will come up, let him talk and get back to business when he is done. Master or no Master...a big fat wad of sticky cum shooting out my nostrils is a hard fucking limit. p.s. no that has nothing to do with why swallowing was a really hard limit for me for a very long time, that incedent was pre Mr. Lucifyre

mnottertail -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 8:08:55 PM)
GAWD!!!!! I would so like to have a picture of me standing next to that!!! (shooting your love child jizm out your nose) I could sell that shit on GhettoGagger or anything.

CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 8:16:58 PM)
This is serious, damned serious. I think the Illuminati are behind it personally. Just sayin'.

mnottertail -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 8:18:17 PM)
Oh, women are not going to be allowed to be excused to go to the bathroom in their little covens anymore after this expose! Single file girls.

CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 8:23:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Oh, women are not going to be allowed to be excused to go to the bathroom in their little covens anymore after this expose! Single file girls. And nekkid, so we know you aren't hiding cum.

mnottertail -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 8:24:42 PM)
And no playing with each others piss flaps without men supervising.

RemoteUser -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 8:32:36 PM)
Smell the hair gel. Nothing is sacred.

CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 8:37:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RemoteUser Smell the hair gel. Nothing is sacred. Wait a minute... THAT ISN'T FUCKING GEL!!!

mnottertail -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 8:38:39 PM)
They are going to be forced to take face shots, let it dry and peel it off and eat it like potato chips. (Is that an acceptable use of these carbohydrates LadyPact, sans anus?)

Kana -> RE: (Potential Scam) Women who won't swallow (7/12/2012 8:38:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: smartsub10 Makes me vomit. Seriously. Hard limit. Bringing to mind another good joke Q-Why does a bride smile so much on her wedding day? A-Because that's the last blow job she'll ever give!

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